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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-20-2018, 03:44 AM

Do I agree that God causes things to happen on earth? Yes but he doesn't inderectly torture people
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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-20-2018, 03:49 AM

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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-20-2018, 03:54 AM

I've read that before. And?
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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-20-2018, 03:59 AM

Riiiight 😑
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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-20-2018, 04:04 AM

No he is not
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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-20-2018, 04:04 AM

Unless you are trying to beat the current number of posts made by one person, you might try combining all of your posts into one easy-to-read post.



Plus, paragraphs are nice.


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I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-20-2018, 12:57 PM

They do not alter posts, remove texts they don't agree with. They not will tamper with your profile and tag you with a humiliating header if you are not careful.


Hang in there. I am still trying to understand this Forum.


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Default Re: Hello - 08-20-2018, 03:03 PM

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They do not alter posts, remove texts they don't agree with. They not will tamper with your profile and tag you with a humiliating header if you are not careful.


Hang in there. I am still trying to understand this Forum.
I been here a year Sir no one changes anything it's all God's will.


-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Plus, paragraphs are nice.

As are quotes. As it stands, this poor sap looks like it's talking to itself in a crowded room, hoping someone somewhere will respond to something it said.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-20-2018, 03:47 PM

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God does all that stuff. Not Jesus. Jesus is only going to kill the antichrist and the false prophet by throwing them in the lake of fire after the Battle of Armageddon happens
Jesus is God. They are a three-in-one combo with the Holy Ghost. If they were three different deities Christianity would not have the right to call itself a "monotheistic" religion, it would be yet another polytheistic one.

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God does not torture people in hell. Hell tortures people
And who do you think created Hell? It's like saying, that Inquisition did not torture people, it was just the machines they used that tortured people.

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Mary,

You are saying God is a sadist?
She did not say that. You, however, are free to draw your own conclusions based on 1) the contents of the Holy Bible and 2) the history of the world.

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I am thinking that you have God confused with the devil. The thief steals, kills and destroys. Jesus went about doing good and he came to destroy the works of the devil.
And who, do you think, created the devil, and for what purpose?

Here is the answer for ya:

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?

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Do I agree that God causes things to happen on earth? Yes but he doesn't inderectly torture people
Of course He does. He gives cancer to little children. If that's not torture then I don't know what is.
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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-20-2018, 04:13 PM

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Mary,

I am honestly trying to follow your logic and the sense of these verses here in Matthew.

I don't see gay men or raped women anywhere in this passage.
They make up the souls populating Hell (Matthew 13:40-42; 13:49-50).

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But I see your idea of "legal execution" is a directly entry into the punishment of hell with no chance of mercy?
Jesus offers a chance of mercy to those who believe He temporarily sacrificed Himself (1 Corinthians 15:4) unto Himself (1 Timothy 2:6) to appease His Divine and Infinite Wrath (Romans 3:25) that only He could satisfy (Romans 6:23) because Man is made sinful and utterly unpalatable to Him (Revelation 21:27) unless he is Born Again (John 3:3) and becomes a New Creature (2 Corinthians 5:17), essentially a walking, talking, fleshbag existing to do His bidding (1 Corinthians 6:19). How is that so confusing? Once the timer is up, once the old ticker stops dear, the opportunity is over.

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What is your view of "an eternity of pain and torment" and what part does "legal execution" play into that?
My view of "an eternity of pain and torment" is that it is one to be avoided at all costs. All costs. There is nothing, no thing, no experience, no relationship, no "being true to yourself" baloney that is worth an eternity of pain and torment. Remember when Christ said to take up your cross and follow Him (Luke 9:23)? Well, that must have been confusing of course to His disciples at the time who didn't know He was going to be hung on a cross, but it's a message to the rest of us who know how His story ends. We are to sacrifice our own needs and desires and spend a life as a slave to Christ and in return, He may have chosen us from the very beginning of time to spend eternity with Him (Ephesians 1:4).

Legal execution is akin to the surgery that cuts out cancer. When sinners persuade others to follow them and reject the Spirit of God, we all suffer. In our great United States, we are limited in our ability to execute sinners (1 Peter 2:13-17), being forced to find a secular reason or appeal to secular morality to stir the feelings of the jurors in a jury. But Jesus is on our side! Already President Trump has made room for a Religious Task Force that promises to incorporate Biblical Truths into our legal system, and it won't be long before Biblically sanctioned executions will start cleaning up our streets!


Glory!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Beautiful! Absolutely wonderful!!!


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Beautiful! Absolutely wonderful!!!
You would like that, perv. Especially the men in tights.


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Default Re: Hello Again - 08-22-2018, 12:24 AM

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Jesus is God. They are a three-in-one combo with the Holy Ghost. If they were three different deities Christianity would not have the right to call itself a "monotheistic" religion, it would be yet another polytheistic one.

And who do you think created Hell? It's like saying, that Inquisition did not torture people, it was just the machines they used that tortured people.

She did not say that. You, however, are free to draw your own conclusions based on 1) the contents of the Holy Bible and 2) the history of the world.

And who, do you think, created the devil, and for what purpose?

Here is the answer for ya:

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?

Of course He does. He gives cancer to little children. If that's not torture then I don't know what is.
He lets cancer roam free. He doesn't give it to people directly. He does however stricken some sinners with ailments of sorts but not cancer
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He does however stricken some sinners with ailments of sorts but not cancer
Says who?


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He lets cancer roam free. He doesn't give it to people directly.
God created cancer in the first place, even though He did not have to. And, as He knows everything, He knew about every little child who would have been suffering from it in the future. In my book, that constitutes giving it to these children directly.

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Are you suggesting that some things, such as cancer, are out of God's control? In other words, are you suggesting that God is not omnipotent?
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He lets cancer roam free. He doesn't give it to people directly. He does however stricken some sinners with ailments of sorts but not cancer
Hello Mr. One!

I have been reading your posts with much interest despite having trouble understanding your formatting style. Your posts would be much easier to understand if you 1) quoted the posts you are replying to and 2) used the multiquote function, which is conveniently located next to the quote button.


Anyway. If you see parents letting a vicious dog enter the room where their little children are playing, leading to the children being severely bitten by the dog, what would be your first instinct: to blame the dog for being vicious, or to blame the parents for letting the dog in?


You see, the situation with God and cancer is quite similar. The Bible tells us that God created everything, the good and the bad. That includes bacteria, viruses, malignant mutations, and other causes of cancer. God let the dog in by creating cancer. So whose - or should I ask, Whose - fault it is that little children are suffering?


Now, a related question is: why? Why does God let cancer kill little children? Is it because He enjoys watching people suffering? Or maybe He is unable to do anything about it, which would be a direct contradiction of the omnipotent God doctrine?


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Default Re: Hello - 08-22-2018, 11:15 PM

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Hello Mr. One!

I have been reading your posts with much interest despite having trouble understanding your formatting style. Your posts would be much easier to understand if you 1) quoted the posts you are replying to and 2) used the multiquote function, which is conveniently located next to the quote button.

I'll start doing that

Anyway. If you see parents letting a vicious dog enter the room where their little children are playing, leading to the children being severely bitten by the dog, what would be your first instinct: to blame the dog for being vicious, or to blame the parents for letting the dog in?

I'm not answering that


You see, the situation with God and cancer is quite similar. The Bible tells us that God created everything, the good and the bad. That includes bacteria, viruses, malignant mutations, and other causes of cancer. God let the dog in by creating cancer. So whose - or should I ask, Whose - fault it is that little children are suffering?

God did not create cancer


Now, a related question is: why? Why does God let cancer kill little children? Is it because He enjoys watching people suffering? Or maybe He is unable to do anything about it, which would be a direct contradiction of the omnipotent God doctrine?
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Hello again Mr. One. I am unsure now if we are talking about the same deity. I am talking about God - Creator of everything, really everything, including cancerous cells. You seem to be thinking about some other god who did not create everything?


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