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Angry Canada Repels Blasphemy Law: Jesus Now Illegal and Blasphemy Mandatory! - 12-16-2018, 06:50 AM

Devastating News:The meager Hope that still remained in Godless Canada is now over.
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The Canadian Senate has voted to repeal the country’s “blasphemous libel”, as part of a bill intended to remove outdated legislation.Under Section 296 of the Canadian Criminal Code, dating back to 1892 the crime of “blasphemous libel” was in principle punishable by a prison term up to two years. Despite a “good faith” provision protecting “opinion” delivered in “decent language”, the law had historically been used to prosecute satire and criticism. The last conviction as in 1927, though as late as 1979 an Anglican clergyman tried unsuccessfully to bring a prosecution against Monty Python’s The Life of Brian.
What does this mean? The consequences are, as follows:
  • Everyone can now mock Jesus.
  • Public opinion will promote mocking Jesus and Christians.
  • Persecution.
  • Jesus is now outlawed.
This (see image below) is now not only legal but expected for everyone living or visiting Canada:



The Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Pierre James Trudeau (born 1971) is the one responsible for this. As a part of the Commonwealth of the British Empire, his superior is the Queen, Elizabeth II who is undoubtedly the mastermind behind this scheme. Next: We assess why this sends all Canadians to HELL!

1. By allowing blasphemy, by no longer reporting this crime, the people of Canada are committing blasphemy themselves! Proof:
Romans 1:32 - Romans 2:1
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things.


By not condemning the blasphemers, the people now have pleasure in the others' blasphemy. This means that they also blaspheme.

2. Is it so terrible? Jesus will forgive, won't He? Yes, up to a point!
Mark 3:28
Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:


3. OK. Now the Canadians all blaspheme all the time, as it is required and mandatory. They offend. If they blaspheme, they commit a sin. All kinds of blasphemy are sins. What kinds of blasphemy do they commit?
James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


4. They blaspheme in all imaginable manners. What does this include?

Luke 12:10
And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.


-> They blaspheme against the Holy Ghost. Every single one of them will go into Hell, and it is well-deserved as they have made Sweet Jesus illegal.

5. Why did this happen? What was the motivation of Mr. Trudeau to condemn his Nation to Eternal Pain in the Lake of Fire?



As we can see, it is Sodomy, as always. "Penis Jujitsu" - a thinly-disguised euphemism to the touching of two body parts that should never be in contact with one another combined to unimaginable pleasures of the urethra! THAT must be what Mr. Trudeau (and the Queen) wanted.



My recommendationa:
  • Don't go to Canada. This may be contagious.
  • The Godly President Trump of the United States should now translocate the efforts to build the Wall unto the Canadian border. The danger of blasphemy is greater in the Infinite Timescale than the Papist Swarms of the Mexicoes.
  • Alternatively, it would be good idea to nuke the border or Canada by exploding a chain of thermonuclear devices just south of the Canadian territory. Jesus will protect the U.s. Citizens from radiological activity.
Only a few nations remain that treat blasphemy as it should be. Please look at the image below. The countries marked in black are the ones where it is still safe to travel!




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Default Re: Canada Repels Blasphemy Law: Jesus Now Illegal and Blasphemy Mandatory! - 12-16-2018, 08:21 AM

Can I thank you for a very useful map. I've spent time in both the yellow regions and it's difficult to imagine what "local restrictions" are. Maybe in some villages blasphemy slows down liquor consumption?

There's a fuzzy blob pointed at Borneo. Presumably that's Brunei but there and one or two other places and I can't make out the legend very well: there doesn't seem to be a "light black" (tinged red) would that get blasphemers lightly killed?
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Can I thank you for a very useful map. I've spent time in both the yellow regions and it's difficult to imagine what "local restrictions" are. Maybe in some villages blasphemy slows down liquor consumption?

There's a fuzzy blob pointed at Borneo. Presumably that's Brunei but there and one or two other places and I can't make out the legend very well: there doesn't seem to be a "light black" (tinged red) would that get blasphemers lightly killed?


Thank your for your insight. I assumed that the strange bubbles were places, where blasphemous activities have increased tremendously during the last decades causing the expansion of a "bubble of Gog-mocking". It would be like the bad seed and thorns:

Mark 4:7
And some fell among thorns, and the thorns grew up, and choked it, and it yielded no fruit.

Our Godly Creation Science Team will look into this and consider your alternative hypothesis carefully.


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Default Re: Canada Repels Blasphemy Law: Jesus Now Illegal and Blasphemy Mandatory! - 12-16-2018, 12:39 PM

Aw, poor little Canada, always trying to be so "nice" to everyone, even blasphemers. They might try being nice to Jesus for once!

The Godly laws against blasphemy were abolished about 10 years ago in the "United" Kingdom (I am speaking only of England and Wales here, not Scotland and as for Northern Ireland - Never! Never! Never!). However, it is still technically illegal to call for the abolition of the monarchy. This leaves an interesting judicial situation, whereby one is permitted to call for the abolition of the head of the Church of England (the reigning monarch), but calling for the abolition of the reigning monarch in his or her monarchic capacity may incur a life sentence.

But I have gone off-topic, for which I beg everyone's pardon. I notice that the map (so useful, thank you Brother Professor Dr White, Sir) omits New Zealand. I assume the color of that country is so white that it doesn't even show up, indicating that blasphemy is not merely permitted but actually compulsory. Or has it sunk under a tidal wave? I haven't looked at the newspapers today.


Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Aw, poor little Canada, always trying to be so "nice" to everyone, even blasphemers. They might try being nice to Jesus for once!

The Godly laws against blasphemy were abolished about 10 years ago in the "United" Kingdom (I am speaking only of England and Wales here, not Scotland and as for Northern Ireland - Never! Never! Never!). However, it is still technically illegal to call for the abolition of the monarchy. This leaves an interesting judicial situation, whereby one is permitted to call for the abolition of the head of the Church of England (the reigning monarch), but calling for the abolition of the reigning monarch in his or her monarchic capacity may incur a life sentence.

But I have gone off-topic, for which I beg everyone's pardon. I notice that the map (so useful, thank you Brother Professor Dr White, Sir) omits New Zealand. I assume the color of that country is so white that it doesn't even show up, indicating that blasphemy is not merely permitted but actually compulsory. Or has it sunk under a tidal wave? I haven't looked at the newspapers today.
I personally think that it is always beneficial to omit New Zealand but to make our research project perfect I made a quick substudy and discovered some important pieces of information. The Kiwi-fruits are also repelling their blasphemy prohibition as we speak.
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Blasphemous libel is listed in the Crimes Act and comes with a punishment of up to a year in prison but has not been prosecuted since 1922 - and even then was unsuccessful.

Labour sought to repeal the law when in opposition last year, but National blocked its attempt, saying the public should first have a say.

The government's Crimes Amendment Bill will be considered by MPs later this year and people will have a chance to make submissions when it goes before a select committee.

Former prime minister Bill English [E.G. White's educated, unbiased comment: THIS IS NO SUPRISE - of course he's English]- a practising Catholic [E.G. White's educated, unbiased comment: THIS IS NO SUPRISE]- last year said the law was outdated and should be repealed.

The comments were echoed by the bishops of the New Zealand Anglican Church who said God did not need to be defended [E.G. White's educated, unbiased comment: THIS IS NO SUPRISE] by a statute.
What then, do the "bishops" of the Kiwi plantations think needs to be defended (their statement obviously contradicts 1 Timothy 1:19) if God doesn't need it? Apparently bestiality, the favorite hobby of the New Zealanders. Isn't "old Zealand" somewhere in the Netherlands? Considering that, this is also no surprise!



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Default Re: Canada Repels Blasphemy Law: Jesus Now Illegal and Blasphemy Mandatory! - 03-31-2019, 02:09 AM

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Romans 1:32 – 2:1
I always appreciate the Scripture in your posts and was especially encouraged by chapter 2, rereading the thread this morning.

Romans 2:1-2 Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things. But we are sure that the judgment of God is according to truth against them which commit such things.[
What things? Vanity, folly, idolatry of human images & of birds & beasts & creeping things, uncleanness, lust, dishonour, vileness, lesbianism, homosexuality, unseemliness, reprobacy, unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness, envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity, whispering, backbiting, misotheism, spitefulness, pride, boastfulness, evil inventiveness, filial disobedience, ununderstanding, covenant breaking, disaffection, implacability and unmercifulness. 1:21-31

Blasphemers would try a little "Aha!" moment..a flash of joy in their otherwise bleak lives?..but Christians do not operate in a void. Both chapters address a particularly obnoxious cohort of humanity and God spells out His disapprobation in words of many syllables.

The Bible is clear, however, that Christians are in a different category. Not because we deserve it. We don't. deserve it. What we deserve is to broiled in molten brimstone. But because we were chosen. God explains it this way:

I John 2:22-29 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son. Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also. Let that therefore abide in you, which ye have heard from the beginning. If that which ye have heard from the beginning shall remain in you, ye also shall continue in the Son, and in the Father. And this is the promise that he hath promised us, even eternal life. These things have I written unto you concerning them that seduce you. But the anointing which ye have received of him abideth in you, and ye need not that any man teach you: but as the same anointing teacheth you of all things, and is truth, and is no lie, and even as it hath taught you, ye shall abide in him. And now, little children, abide in him; that, when he shall appear, we may have confidence, and not be ashamed before him at his coming. If ye know that he is righteous, ye know that every one that doeth righteousness is born of him.
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Default Re: Canada Repels Blasphemy Law: Jesus Now Illegal and Blasphemy Mandatory! - 03-31-2019, 06:49 AM

It's hard to know just what Justin Trudeau and his spineless LIEbral weenies are up to these days. I'm wondering if it's now "safe" to draw moohammad cartoons in Canada now - or is that a "hate crime". Is drawing Jesus cartoons in Canada a "hate crime"?


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It's hard to know just what Justin Trudeau and his spineless LIEbral weenies are up to these days. I'm wondering if it's now "safe" to draw moohammad cartoons in Canada now - or is that a "hate crime". Is drawing Jesus cartoons in Canada a "hate crime"?
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Default Re: Canada Repels Blasphemy Law: Jesus Now Illegal and Blasphemy Mandatory! - 03-31-2019, 06:17 PM

Is this about paying fees to do business in some 3rd world dump where no-one gets paid so they have to rely on what amounts to a service charge to avoid starvation?

There was a good case not too long ago where Australia donated some money for disaster relief where everyone built houses right on the shorefront in a red hot tsunami zone – and you'll never guess what happened?

Anyway, it was a requirement that ALL the money be spent on relief and NONE used for bribes. The months went by and the money was just sitting there, unused. WHY? No official will act unless bribed. That's how they get paid.
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Default Re: Canada Repels Blasphemy Law: Jesus Now Illegal and Blasphemy Mandatory! - 04-03-2019, 09:08 PM

Speaking of Blasphemy, Justin Trudeau just committed feminist-blasphemy when he fired two corrupt women, as if women are capable of corruption! His inbox is now overflowing with letters demanding his resignation. Why? Because it's 2019, of course.
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