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Jesus Shock Study: Pregnant Women Who Have Anal Sex Are the Cause of Homosexuality! - 07-27-2019, 03:25 AM

Dozens of True Christians™ worldwide have continued to wonder about the ever-increasing rate of homosexual intercourse everywhere. With Sin as the obvious ultimate cause of sodomy, the precise mechanisms of this perversion have eluded us. The explanations have varied from DNA-modifying fornication (Genesis 3:6) to rectal demons (Romans 1:27-28). While all these agents still remain true, the pivotal act that causes the infestation is now out and proud. It is, as always, the women's fault. A brave Christian person working as a stealth Greek priest has discovered the final Truth™ about the gay swarm.
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Homosexuality is usually a problem transferred to a foetus, when a pregnant woman has anal sex and enjoys it, the Bishop of Morphou Neophytos said during a recent speech... During his speech in June to a group of people in Akaki, the bishop said Saint Porfyrios made mention of the issue in his writings. “It is a problem, which is usually transmitted by parents to the child,” the bishop said....it occurs when the couple has sex while the woman is pregnant, and the sex is “unnatural,” as he characterised anal sex. The bishop said that when the woman enjoys anal sex, “a desire is created, which is then transmitted to the unborn child.”


A clear and unequivocal conclusion. Of course the insatiable lust (Genesis 3:16) of women makes them crave anal sex all the time, even during pregnancy. Of course they enjoy it physically, well, who wouldn't?! With the plague of female emancipation many men feel obliged to consent to these evil desires to maintain a relatively nagging-free atmosphere at home.

Let us summarize the findings and examine their Biblical proof:
  • Women have anal sex during pregnancy - Genesis 3:16.
  • Sin is hereditary - Exodus 20:5.
  • Women enjoy anal sex and want it all the time - definitely - Genesis 3:6; Romans 1:26.
Indeed, this True Christian™ pastor disguised as a vile Orthodox priest is a brave genius. Men: Save® your future children from sodomy. Never ever accept the invitation to enter through the back door. When going into the ballgame of marital duties, never ever make a run for the fifth base. Of course, we have very little influence on the sinners but that'll be soon taken care of.

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This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,


Jesus will soon smite them.






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Default Re: Shock Study: Pregnant Women Who Have Anal Sex Are the Cause of Homosexuality! - 07-28-2019, 06:50 AM

This seems to solve one of the most perplexing problems - homers have always maintained that they were "born that way". If they were indeed born as homers and they don't reproduce then homerism would last at the most one generation - yet they keep reappearing.

Christians are often criticized as not believing in "science", but once again Christian science proves those critics wrong. This leaves one last problem to solve - incessant female nagging, and that means putting a stop to it in the soy boy culture that gives into it.


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Jesus Re: Shock Study: Pregnant Women Who Have Anal Sex Are the Cause of Homosexuality! - 07-28-2019, 04:50 PM

Brother Bryan

As always, your post inspired me to deep thought and educated pondering. I found my visage filled with consternation as I intelligently considered the problem of nagging females. The Lord God of Abraham spake in mine ear and uttered the word “discipline.” I wonder if men have become so afraid of reproach that we have neglected the proper and necessary disciplining of the weaker gender?

I have no interest in women as I am devoted to my men’s ministry but the Lord was clear as He spake his spakening. The Bible is just as clear when it teaches us the proper place for women and the proper superiority of males. Oh how I love strong men as they serve Christ. Do you believe this is the answer or is it just the tip?


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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