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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 11-18-2009, 01:36 PM

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I don't feel that a "proper greeting" is necessary(especially now); a simple 'hello' gets the job done. If it doesn't then I'm sorry.
I suspect any self-introduction you would post would expose your true dark side:

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 12-06-2009, 06:53 AM

A basic spiritual principle is: The measure we use for others, God will use for us. If we do not judge others, God will not judge us; if we do not condemn others, God will not condemn us; if we forgive, God forgives us even more; so let us give, and God will give to us a full measure, a generous helping, poured into our hands, more than we can hold.

So, please stop with the arguments.

Also, Psalms 11:5 says The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.
If you do beat your wife (someone that you should care deeply for), I've provided you with evidence that this is the devils work on man.
Yes, the bible clearly states we are to be rulers over our women; However, not once does it say you need to beat christianity into them..forcing them to behave. Instead, read God's word out loud with them and give them understanding this way.

WWJD? Not throw the stone, that's for damn sure.

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 12-06-2009, 08:47 AM

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A basic spiritual principle is: The measure we use for others, God will use for us. If we do not judge others, God will not judge us; if we do not condemn others, God will not condemn us; if we forgive, God forgives us even more; so let us give, and God will give to us a full measure, a generous helping, poured into our hands, more than we can hold.

So, please stop with the arguments.
I can sense one of my own with you, friend. I have tried to tell them this, but they keep coming up with Scriptures that support judgment. I keep telling them that Luke 6 is a wonderful example of Christ's sweet love.

They keep saying that it only applies to hypocritical judgment as per Per Luke 6:42.

I bring up that all judgment is hypocritical (Romans 3:23), but they counter with 1 John:3:6, 9. Surely, there are no contradictions in the Scriptures?

It would take a mental contortionist to believe that there are!

Maybe you could talk some sense into them for me.

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Also, Psalms 11:5 says The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.
Meh, this is the same set of moldy tomes (Old Testament) that say to not eat shrimp or bacon. It also instructs when you are conquering with your army to kill all the men, children and women who have known man. You get to keep the virgins for yourself.

Are you saying our kind and benevolent LORD is anything but love? What's with the hateth?

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 07-22-2010, 03:40 PM

I love pleasureing myself under the shower! It is great! And my boyfriend loves to watch me!
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 07-22-2010, 04:01 PM

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 03-01-2011, 11:53 AM

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Masturbation is a sin against God and leads to homosexuality. A god fearing husband is going to want to help his wife before he comes home and find her in bed with some female truck driver. This may mean some tough love but sometimes you got to make the hard choices if you love someone.

I assume you are against child molesting, right? Well I assume you don't want to see your girlfriend turned into a sex crazy deviant stalking Catholic school girls. You need to do what is right before things go bad.

Eva Braun, Hitler's wife touched herself in the shower.
Adolf Hitler was a christian and he believed in god. Reason enough not to believe in a god.
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 03-01-2011, 12:06 PM

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We follow the King James v. 1611 Bible. God personally inspired the Holy King James of England to translate His Word into English. It has not changed one iota from the day God transcribed it to him.

And yes, we all believe every word of the KJAV 1611 Bible. We base our lives on His words, so of course all of our arguments go back to His Book.
So your whole religion is based on some guy who claimed to have talked to god? You really cannot see where your logic went wrong?

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 03-01-2011, 12:14 PM

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For the Dutch Gay Terrorists....

Het is tijd voor u om uw ideologie op te geven! Spi hebben uw manieren! Keur Ruimteschip Jesus als uw redder goed en u zal worden beloond. DE HOMOSEKSUALITEIT VAN HET EINDE! Het Ruimteschip Jesus van het lof!
I'm Dutch and it makes no sense at all. Google translate isn't the best way to translate. That's why you didn't understand the dutch-english translation.

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American English is God's Favorite Language™. Why do you think he wrote the Bible in English? So when we created America, we could read it! So, where are you from anyway? Are you Belgian? Danish?
I laughed my ass off when I read this. You people are so ignorant.
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 03-01-2011, 12:25 PM

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Wide-Open, Father...I admit I'm very bad with my Dutch! I picked up some when I was in Amsterdam in the 1960's, and I am doing my best.

As Father just said, it's nice that I'm trying it. You can't blame me. I'm just an American. You expect our kind to have knowledge of various foreign languages? Come on!

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Vader….Ik denk nog u een vrolijke terrorist bent. Wij allen weten Amsterdam naar huis aan world' is; s grootste vrolijke bevolking. Waarom anders zou u hier als vrolijke agenda komen niet bevorderen?
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In the netherlands dutch people learn: dutch, english, french, german and greek and latin are optional. But you're absolutely right: you're JUST an american. Not realising you're not the only country in the world. You probably own a cd or a dvd player, don't you? They're both dutch inventions. So
Nonsense. English is the only language worth learning.

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In the netherlands dutch people learn: dutch, english, french, german and greek and latin are optional. But you're absolutely right: you're JUST an american. Not realising you're not the only country in the world. You probably own a cd or a dvd player, don't you? They're both dutch inventions. So
That's why people from the Netherlands are so ignorant.

They waste a lot of time learning a bunch of useless languages to convey the exact same information. Why do you need to know six ways to say "I'm off to the market?"

Americans just learn one superior language, and spend the time you waste on learning six languages on better endeavors, like inventing new ways to take your money and increase our control of international affairs.


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You probably own a cd or a dvd player, don't you? They're both dutch inventions.
I highly doubt that the Dutch invented anything but prostitution . Also CDs and DVDs have long ago been replaced by the Internet, invented by Americans of course.


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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 03-02-2011, 09:46 AM

I am terribly worried, my wife wanted to "give me a suprise" for my birthday and attempted to sodomise me with her mouth. Having broken her jaw I feel I taught my 8 sons John, Paul, Abrehem, Baltasar, Cephas, David, Christianus and Elijah a valuble lesson, however I worry for their souls in the long-term if she has these sick thoughts. How should I avoid a repeat of this disgusting behaviour?
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I believe that you guys are so wrong.

I know, that you will not say so, but I know, that you all enjoy having sex with your wives, and you always come. But does she come?
Ofc. se don't, because you will not allow her.

If a woman coming, are the same as entering satans arms, why do men not enter satans arms, when they come?

Have you ever wondered, that the sexual part is much more than the intercourse? It is pleasure and bringing yourself and your partner to heaven.

If she masturbates in bath, it's just an indication of lust to her husband. I know it's a deadly sin, but if she didn't feel lust, she wouldn't be able to be pregnant, unless her husband rapes her.

Just be happy if she pleases herself. It means that she can't get enough of you!
If you let er do it, and come, she can tell you, how you can do it to her, and it will be a lovely feeling for both of you.
I'm sure, if you learns to lick her properly, she will return the favor somehow

I know that some of you men have masturbated too, but you wont admit it, because it's a sin.

And by the way; my girlfriend masturbates too. Sometimes she does it in front of me, and I LOVE to see her come and I know that she loves it too.
Since she started masturbating, our sex has become so much better. I've learned where to touch her to make her feel good - and I would never punish her for pleasing herself.
Rather the other way around xD

The mankind has 3 primary factors of surviving; Food and water, sleep and sex.
Sex and lust is a thing no one can live without.

I'm not married, I'm 17 years old - and I have THE BEST SEX EVER!


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The mankind has 3 primary factors of surviving; Food and water, sleep and sex.
To survive you need food, water and sleep.
Sex has nothing to do with an individuals chance to survive.

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 03-02-2011, 11:29 PM

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You sick monster - we do not want to hear your stories of your wickedness. Doubtlessly they about you being forced off the road by tall Nordicmen in tight back leather who drag you from your car and do horrid things! How dare you post your depraved fantasies to a religious forum!!!



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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 03-02-2011, 11:31 PM

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The mankind has 3 primary factors of surviving; Food and water, sleep and sex.
Counting isn't your thing now is it! You seem to be unable to use your brain for anything at all actually! Have fun surviving without air!


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