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Confirmed Enemy of God
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How do I find Him? -
02-16-2008, 09:46 AM
Hello. Just recently my mother died. It was devastating. I was raised without God or Jesus in my life, and now I'm ready to take them into my heart for healing. How do I find them?
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: How do I find Him? -
02-16-2008, 10:07 AM
Please help me. I have no access to a church within my area, and I want to be saved.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: How do I find Him? -
02-16-2008, 11:24 AM
Bob, tell us about yourself.
How old are you? Why are you without access to church? Did your mother die of a drug overdose? What are some of your favorite Bible verses? How did you find Jesus?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: How do I find Him? -
02-16-2008, 11:40 AM
I am 25, and the church that I could go to is having some financial problems right now.
I'm very offended that you assume my mother died of a drug overdose. She was shot a week ago.
And I haven't found Jesus yet, but I would like to. That's why I'm here.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: How do I find Him? -
02-16-2008, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by BoxerBob
I am 25, and the church that I could go to is having some financial problems right now.
I'm very offended that you assume my mother died of a drug overdose. She was shot a week ago.
And I haven't found Jesus yet, but I would like to. That's why I'm here.
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If your church is experiencing financial problems, then they can't possibly Blessed by Jesus.
About your mother; I assumed nothing, I simply asked.
Please post a link to the newspaper story on her shooting.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How do I find Him? -
02-16-2008, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by BoxerBob
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Ok, here's the problem. You are another aussie scum troll and your mother is most likely still alive, committing whoredoms with abos. Jesus hates liars.
Tell your drunken criminal aussie scum buddies that mocking Christ is not the path to Salvation©.
GONG!!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Posts: 129
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Under the Landover Baptist Church in the crypt
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Re: How do I find Him? -
02-20-2008, 08:15 AM
How what? Find Him? Well, my friend, Jesus is down here in the crypts during the daytime (central standard). I saw Him yesterday, Row 14A, Box 3. I know because I had to ask Him to lift His oily feet whilst I ran the carpet cleaner down the isle. The oil on the carpets here are just about ruined but on the other hand, there's plenty of fish and bread. And, on the occasion we get flooded down here (more often than Security admits), it's possible to walk on the water.
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Re: How do I find Him? -
02-20-2008, 10:17 AM
I have an interview with a guy who claims that Jesus father is a guardian Angel from Lawson called Gabriel.
Is this a supported theory of the Baptist church?
Either way, I believe that Jesus existed at one time or another.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: How do I find Him? -
02-20-2008, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Tuulenux
I have an interview with a guy who claims that Jesus father is a guardian Angel from Lawson called Gabriel.
Is this a supported theory of the Baptist church?
Either way, I believe that Jesus existed at one time or another.
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Sounds like a Jehovah Witless cult member. Avoid them at all costs. You immortal soul is at stake.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Posts: 9,562
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Surrounded by hippie vermin
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Re: How do I find Him? -
02-23-2008, 09:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tuulenux
I have an interview with a guy who claims that Jesus father is a guardian Angel from Lawson called Gabriel.
Is this a supported theory of the Baptist church?
Either way, I believe that Jesus existed at one time or another.
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Is this gentleman retarded, or simply pulling your leg?
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Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
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Posts: 1,705
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: On a long, strange trip
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Re: How do I find Him? -
02-23-2008, 10:59 AM
Pulling our leg, I suspect, Sister Jenny. When I clicked on the link he provided, it led to a story about the mall shooting in Chicago- -BUT it was in an Australian newspaper.
So, nice try, son. Perhaps when you learn that your twisted little attention-getting dramas just don't work, you'll rethink your life and join us on our happy road to FREEDOM!
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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