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Default Greatest Generation, My Fanny - 02-24-2008, 01:40 AM

Hello.

Some of you know me. Most of you don't.

There are a lot of marble memorials to people who served and died in wars. In Washington, DC.

Do you know where they stuck the one for WWI veterans? Kansas City. I get the clap just thinking about going into that town. But I do. It's been real hard for me to stay out of Robert Altman films. Geez, Louise. I'm not an ensemble.

Now I hear those WWII crybabies are getting a fancy do in DC. Talk about jumping the line!

Did they have to endure the influenza epidemic, or Prohibition?

Did someone shoot mustard gas at them?

Did Fanny Arbuckle do unmentionable things to their ladyparts with a Coca-Cola bottle?

I have greater generations collecting in my pee bag. Not to be too graphic. You lady folks probably shouldn't read that last part.

Sorry to get all heated. I wish America was like it used to be. Nuts.

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Default Re: Greatest Generation, My Fanny - 02-24-2008, 03:30 AM

I feel your pain, bro. Nye. My pappy was in the first war, and he suffered mightily. He was never the same after, and died with the hateful memory of the Turks and the battle of Gallipoli.


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Default Re: Greatest Generation, My Fanny - 02-24-2008, 06:04 AM

Yeah. Yet some supposedly patriotic Americans eat turkey. I can't believe it. There's blood on those Butterballs. Yank blood.

Hmmm.

I got a letter when I turned 100 from the President. I asked him for one small favor. But no.

Oh well.

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Default Re: Greatest Generation, My Fanny - 02-24-2008, 09:43 PM

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...There are a lot of marble memorials to people who served and died in wars. In Washington DC.
Living out in the sticks, I didn't hear about them wars in Washington DC... Who were we fighting, government employees? Was God on our side and did we win?

Anyways, Fatty preferred Pepsi. Strange guy... thin as a rake under that make-up... or was that Myrna Loy?





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Default Re: Greatest Generation, My Fanny - 02-24-2008, 09:45 PM

"I have greater generations collecting in my pee bag. Not to be too graphic. You lady folks probably shouldn't read that last part."

I, for one, Certainly did not! The very I.D.!!!
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Default Re: Greatest Generation, My Fanny - 02-25-2008, 01:37 AM

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I got a letter when I turned 100 from the President. I asked him for one small favor. But no.

Oh well.
Brother Nye, may I ask what the favor was that you asked of our President?


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Default Re: Greatest Generation, My Fanny - 02-25-2008, 01:38 AM

Hello, Sister SUV.

You are a lady. And I don't mean that in the normal, bad way.

Sometimes old men just have to say what's on their mind. And then young people have to listen.

Mostly what's on my mind is a light green moss, growing towards the side with the sun.

I gave several months of my life so this country could be (mostly) free of trench warfare.

That's just what American heroes do. But I go to D.C. and say, "where are my marbles?"

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Default Re: Greatest Generation, My Fanny - 02-25-2008, 05:29 AM

Weren't you the ingrates who gave President Hoover such a hard time?

The "greatest generation" never did that.



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But I go to D.C. and say, "where are my marbles?"
Bless you!!!!! I never do that either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes I do say, "Where are my reading glasses?" but everyone knows I'm just joking since I'm far too young to need reading glasses.
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