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Who here wants a fight? -
02-25-2008, 09:28 PM
Ya know I not a violent man, even tho I punch an kick maself in the face lik 14 times a day. But I'm getting real pissed off wi u Christian asshats changing my furkin membr nam an giving me furkin 390 infractions in jus 2 furkin hours for speakin ma furkin mind. Call me fat an insult ma mom an dad an think ur gonna get away wi that??? Call me a transgenderer girl an tell me I am retrard? U think I jus gona tak it?
Well, I recon I could knock you all out with just one punch! Who wants it first??!!
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-25-2008, 09:31 PM
This forum is about love friend, not violence.
Even though you are fat, retarded ugly woman of dubious parentage we still love you.
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-25-2008, 09:34 PM
Why is it that when you Google images of big fat goth girls, you are on there as a jpg image. I think you are not the photo in your avatar. And your so called girl friend is there as well. Then i went to the MSN homepage and searched fat goth girls you were there as well.
Your a fraud you vial heathen.....
JESUS hates you.....
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-25-2008, 09:59 PM
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Why is it that when you Google images of big fat goth girls, you are on there as a jpg image. I think you are not the photo in your avatar. And your so called girl friend is there as well. Then i went to the MSN homepage and searched fat goth girls you were there as well.
Your a fraud you vial heathen.....
JESUS hates you.....
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Why are you 'googling' images of fag goth girls? PERVERT!!!!
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-25-2008, 10:03 PM
So you are a girl. wanted to see if there were any bigger than you, but hey there ain't , you win ....your not the biggest loser.....
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-25-2008, 10:09 PM
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So you are a girl. wanted to see if there were any bigger than you, but hey there ain't , you win .... your not the biggest loser .....
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So you're saying there's bigger and fatter girlie-girls out there than our Chuckiecheesegirl-six, Mr ForSake?
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1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-25-2008, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by ChuckieGirl666
Ya know I not a violent man, even tho I punch an kick maself in the face lik 14 times a day. But I'm getting real pissed off wi u Christian asshats changing my furkin membr nam an giving me furkin 390 infractions in jus 2 furkin hours for speakin ma furkin mind. Call me fat an insult ma mom an dad an think ur gonna get away wi that??? Call me a transgenderer girl an tell me I am retrard? U think I jus gona tak it?
Well, I recon I could knock you all out with just one punch! Who wants it first??!!
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We can always call you "ChavGirl666". I bet ya'd go down on that like a hooker on a sausage.
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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-26-2008, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
This forum is about love friend, not violence.
Even though you are fat, retarded ugly woman of dubious parentage we still love you.
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Do you love me?
I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-26-2008, 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by ChuckieGirl666
Ya know I not a violent man, even tho I punch an kick maself in the face lik 14 times a day. But I'm getting real pissed off wi u Christian asshats changing my furkin membr nam an giving me furkin 390 infractions in jus 2 furkin hours for speakin ma furkin mind. Call me fat an insult ma mom an dad an think ur gonna get away wi that??? Call me a transgenderer girl an tell me I am retrard? U think I jus gona tak it?
Well, I recon I could knock you all out with just one punch! Who wants it first??!!
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Miss, I'm sure you're not as violent and depraved a sinner as you present yourself to be. By reading your post here, I can see that you score low on reading comprehension tests.
Surely, you simply misunderstood something the good Pastors said. I sometimes misunderstand, too. They like to use big words, and we females can't be expected to understand ALL of them.
Oh, and could you perhaps post a video of you kicking yourself in the face? I'd find that most interesting to see. You must be gifted by the Lord with great flexibility! (Just put it on YouTube and send us a link, dear.)
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-26-2008, 03:36 AM
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So you're saying there's bigger and fatter girlie-girls out there than our Chuckiecheesegirl-six, Mr ForSake?
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yeah there are a few
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-26-2008, 04:43 AM
I'm confused... how exactly does one go about engaging in fisticuffs via the Internet?
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-26-2008, 05:30 AM
Hello.
I would hit you in the face. Then I would give you a hug for Jesus.
Rinse and repeat.
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-26-2008, 09:28 AM
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I'm confused... how exactly does one go about engaging in fisticuffs via the Internet?
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You don't, <obscenity deleted>! Ya all arange to meet me somewhere newtral, and I'll take on every1 of u Bible humpers on -one after the other! Bible humper, I'll knock ya all out! I'm swingin like a firecracker, baby! I'm gonna exlode. Kaaa-pooooooooowww!
I'll take ya all on at once! Hell, I'll even knock Jesus out!! Ya think he'd turn the other cheek to a piece of Goth trash lik me? If I knocked all his teeth out? ha ha ha... Maybe I'll clime into ma time-travellin Deelorean an fly back till the dawn of time! 1AD baby! Then I'll knock God out too!
What u think of that, Bible <obscenity deleted>!
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-26-2008, 09:31 AM
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-26-2008, 10:06 AM
OK Chuckle Girl, I'll take you on. I've had enough of your empty-headed words.
Anything as fat as you certainly won't have the ability to move very fast.
I also have Jesus on my side.
Pastor is already selling Tickets.
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-26-2008, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by ChuckieGirl666
I'll take ya all on at once! Hell, I'll even knock Jesus out!! Ya think he'd turn the other cheek to a piece of Goth trash lik me? If I knocked all his teeth out? ha ha ha... Maybe I'll clime into ma time-travellin Deelorean an fly back till the dawn of time! 1AD baby! Then I'll knock God out too!
What u think of that, Bible <obscenity deleted>!
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You have to be the most incompetent negative perverted premature ejaculated obnoxious pigeon toed pee brain, your type really make me puke. To say that on GODS favourite forum you have to be the silliest vile trashed out pervert with nothing but a condemnation to hell. How dare you come on here and try and smite the almighty. Do you not know that GOD will crush people like you to the fiery hollows of Gehenna itself. Go away trash. JESUS hates you.....
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-26-2008, 11:08 AM
You want to fight? Why dont you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-26-2008, 01:23 PM
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So going by your post you are calling Sister Talitha a Lezza, you braver than i thought. Have you read all the posts made by that heathen Chuckiegirl. Read them and then comment.
Praise JESUS.....
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Huh? I thought Sister Talitha WAS a Lezza. She certainly LOOKS like one. AND she said she wanted a lezzar cat-fight with me. Ohhhh I'm getting my baby-oil ready. She'll get a nice surprize when she finds out i'm a hot-rockin-dude. Don't worry, I've 'cured' many a lezzybean in my time.
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-26-2008, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ChuckieGirl666
Huh? I thought Sister Talitha WAS a Lezza. She certainly LOOKS like one. AND she said she wanted a lezzar cat-fight with me. Ohhhh I'm getting my baby-oil ready. She'll get a nice surprize when she finds out i'm a hot-rockin-dude. Don't worry, I've 'cured' many a lezzybean in my time.
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How much more ROT can you conjure up out of your heathen Satanic lips . I cannot see any reason for you to post. All you are doing is to look for an argument, post topics and have a total disregard for the staff here who are trying to help you find our savior. Why Do you insist on making it worse for yourself.
Praise the LORD.
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Re: Who here wants a fight? -
02-26-2008, 05:05 PM
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How much more ROT can you conjure up out of your heathen Satanic lips .
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Well being that I'm the singer in a satanic Black Metal band, how much do you think, Lovely Christian??
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