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Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-02-2011, 12:48 AM
I find this cover despicable:
Obviously the nudity offends me, but I'm also outraged by the fact that the woman has fruit pressed against her milk bags. Am I supposed to want to eat a grape that's been touching a nipple? If this book becomes popular, woman everywhere will be smothering food with their chest muffins. I am positively nauseous.
Guys, wash your food to be on the safe side.
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02-02-2011, 12:56 AM
How many recipes for Catholic communion cookies does anyone need?
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-02-2011, 01:37 AM
From the author of "sistah vegan" :
"In 1998, I earned a B.A. in Feminist Geography..."
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-02-2011, 02:55 AM
I'm surprised none of these vile witches haven't put out a cookbook on how to cook babies.
I hope everyone who reads this thread says a prayer out loud to rid themselves of the demons who have more than likely attached themselves to those pictures on those disgusting cookbooks.
You know demons can seep through your screen or come out of your device drives and straight in to your home!
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-03-2011, 07:43 AM
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From the author of "sistah vegan" :
"In 1998, I earned a B.A. in Feminist Geography..."
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I'm new here, so I hope it's OK for me to comment. How can there be Feminist geography? That doesn't even make sense. Does she think countries move to somewhere else if you're a feminist??
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-03-2011, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Nathan B. Forrest
From the author of "sistah vegan" :
"In 1998, I earned a B.A. in Feminist Geography..."
ummm.....
I'm new here, so I hope it's OK for me to comment. How can there be Feminist geography? That doesn't even make sense. Does she think countries move to somewhere else if you're a feminist??
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One of the sub-disciplines of feminist geography is Queer Theory. Feminist geography is actually a legitimate study. It involves the effects women have on culture and geography. Most classes on geography are taught 99.99999% incorrectly. Properly taught, it can be a very interesting subject. Most of the people who developed feminist geography have weird French names, so that should tell you something.
I won't repeat those names in polite company.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-02-2011, 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
I find this cover despicable:
Obviously the nudity offends me, but I'm also outraged by the fact that the woman has fruit pressed against her milk bags. Am I supposed to want to eat a grape that's been touching a nipple? If this book becomes popular, woman everywhere will be smothering food with their chest muffins. I am positively nauseous.
Guys, wash your food to be on the safe side.
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Actually brother, I don't think you're supposed to eat the grapes. I believe that these whores only cook for other whores. It's sickening.
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I'm surprised none of these vile witches haven't put out a cookbook on how to cook babies.
I hope everyone who viewed reads this thread says a prayer out loud to rid themselves of the demons who have more than likely attached themselves to those pictures on those disgusting cookbooks.
You know demons can seep through your screen or come out of your device drives and straight in to your home!
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Perhaps the recipes are in there, I didn't actually open the books to look.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
05-11-2013, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
Obviously the nudity offends me, but I'm also outraged by the fact that the woman has fruit pressed against her milk bags. Am I supposed to want to eat a grape that's been touching a nipple? If this book becomes popular, woman everywhere will be smothering food with their chest muffins. I am positively nauseous.
Guys, wash your food to be on the safe side.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
05-11-2013, 06:39 PM
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...Job 1:21 Naked I came from my mother's womb, naked I'll return to the womb of the earth. God gives, God takes. God's name be ever blessed.
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You see, this illustrates the problem with using the wrong Bible. In the King James, that verse reads thusly:
Job 1:21 "And said, Naked came I out of my mother’s womb, And naked shall I return thither: The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; Blessed be the name of the Lord."
It says nothing about returning to the "womb of the earth". That's just disgusting.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
05-11-2013, 09:45 PM
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Gen 2:25 The man and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame
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I really really hate it when people deliberately quote Holy Scripture out of context. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Anyone, even a blind deaf child of 2 years old, knows that this was before Eve broke God's rules for which all women still get a well deserved punishment each and every day.
Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-22-2011, 03:25 AM
The witchcraft is on the rise!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-24-2011, 02:00 AM
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The witchcraft is on the rise!
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Liebrals shock me with how lazy they are. Stirring is too much work now? I'm amazed they're not all on respirators, considering how hard breathing is.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-01-2013, 08:50 PM
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Liebrals shock me with how lazy they are. Stirring is too much work now? I'm amazed they're not all on respirators, considering how hard breathing is.
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Actually that's a pretty cool piece of machinery
Sure it's lazy
But the way it works I very interesting
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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-01-2013, 11:03 PM
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Actually that's a pretty cool piece of machinery
Sure it's lazy
But the way it works I very interesting
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You necroposted a thread that's almost 2 years old just to say that you're too lazy to stir a pot?
No wonder your "boyfriend/husband/fiancee/whatever" does all the cooking. Tell me, are the buttons on the microwave hard to push?
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-02-2013, 01:43 AM
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You necroposted a thread that's almost 2 years old just to say that you're too lazy to stir a pot?
No wonder your "boyfriend/husband/fiancee/whatever" does all the cooking. Tell me, are the buttons on the microwave hard to push?
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Sorry but it one of the first post they show you when you click on the link (cool)
I know it's lazy I would never buy one to use it
I'm interested in mechanics so I find it pretty cool how it works
Oh by the way my fiancé is training to be a chef so of corse he's the better cook
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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-07-2013, 10:59 PM
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These look interesting... haven't found them at my local library though...
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