[Cody Parsons]

Ive been reading a lot of the video game threads and Im worried. Some of the games are ones I really like particularly Oblivion. U say its evil and I believe u so Ive taken all my games outside to the firepit in our yard and burned them.
Im really looking forward to playing Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim which is from the same ppl who made Oblivion and Im wondering if it will be evil too. If it is should I avoid buying it at all or should I buy it then play it for a bit to confirm its evil then burn it to.
Im praying on this but I hope u can help me find an answer before it comes out later this year.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Yes, Oblivion is a vile game which needs to be banned. And I imagine Oblivion 2: Skyrim will be no different. I don't keep up to date with the latest nintendo games, but from what I heard is that this new Oblivion game will feature lots of dragons. We know dragons are really another form of Satan (read Revelation, chapter 12). Also from what I heard, it takes place in a Nordic country like Norway or Iceland, so there will probably a lot of norse god worship in the game as well.

And I've read it is being released on 11/11/11. That is some pagan numerology right there.

I think it goes without saying that you should not even play this game.

[BelieverInGod]

Personally I think pong and Tetris were okay in small doses, but anything later than that just makes me worried.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Personally I think pong and Tetris were okay in small doses

Both these games should be avoided at all cost! Pong was designed by hippies and Tetris is even worse! Tetris is unwinable, you can only put off your inevitable defeat. Tetris was originally created in 1985 in the Soviet Union, where the Atheist government taught everyone that there is nothing but a bleak, pointless existence followed by death with no chance for Salvation®. The game was named Tetris in mockery of the Trinity by adding a fourth element, The Communist State, to The Father, The Son, and The Holy Ghost. This is also why all Tetris blocks consist of 4 elements!

[Nex Sacramentum]

Hello there,
I am new here because i think you're Relegion is interesting.
I am a pure Ortodox which believes in God and Jesus.
But enough of me...

I wanted to say that I played the game Oblivion and looking forward to play Skyrim. But I dont care what the games says about Dragons or Demons or any shit like that. i just play to have some fun.
BTW you fight against them, its like fighting against Satan's army.
Isn't that what God would want from you?

P.S. If i wrote something wrong because I have no idea about you're religion
I apologize.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Originally Posted by Nex Sacramentum

BTW you fight against them, its like fighting against Satan's army.
Isn't that what God would want from you?

By using magic? No way! The Bible is very much against magic.

Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,

Though I doubt you care with your user name.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by Nex Sacramentum

Hello there,
I am new here because i think you're Relegion is interesting.
I am a pure Ortodox which believes in God and Jesus.
But enough of me...

I wanted to say that I played the game Oblivion and looking forward to play Skyrim. But I dont care what the games says about Dragons or Demons or any shit like that. i just play to have some fun.
BTW you fight against them, its like fighting against Satan's army.
Isn't that what God would want from you?

P.S. If i wrote something wrong because I have no idea about you're religion
I apologize.

Friend, if you cannot see what is wrong with Oblivion then you must have scales over your eyes. With the help of my grandnephew and grandson, I actually took the time to view this game and documented how many grievous sins it commits against the name of decency and True Christianity™.

I think it's safe to assume that the sequel to this wretched game will just be a second serving of the same Satanism, polytheism, witchcraft, occult, Aleister Crowley spreading pile of crap.

[Mobocracy]

Jesus Christ✡ was a deeply deluded apocalyptic Jew who committed suicide by cop to bring about the End of the World. Probably the son of Joseph, the main character of the sequel to the Jew Bible, and also known as "The Perfect Man", Jesus was even more successful than Harry Potter (and just as fake) and one could even say that he performed the role of Luke Skywalker for 1900+ years. He will be forever remembered in the Mediterranean Literature Hall of Fame and number 1 in Romantic Pocket Novels.
According to the Bible, Jesus was God's magic flying pinko commie Jew son, who could rise from the dead as Socialists do. He was featured as a Mary Sue character in a shitty Jewish slashfic called the Bible, even though all he did was troll on ppl IRL, and eventually got killed for pissing everybody off (See Trolling). He has also inspired a freaky fetish around him, and was the inspiration for the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, and the Holocaust.
The most amuzing part of it all, is that the very same people that nowadays worship him fanatically, having they lived in his times, would have mocked, persecuted and even killed him for challenging the establishment of society.

Coincidentally born on Christmas day in the year 0 D.C.(During Christ) to Mary and, if the rumors are true, God, (a paternity test is pending) with the Holy Spirit acting as jizz. According to local legend, Jesus (pronounced "Hay-soos") was born in Bethlehem (meaning "house of bread" in both Arab and Hebrew, one more reason for Catholics to now eat their god) in a barn (more reasons) and then placed in a manger (even moar reasons) because his cheated step-dad, Joseph, was too Jew to get a room for his 9 month pregnant wife. Rumor says Mary and Joseph were about to eat their new-born dinner when they were interrupted by three guys that had followed a bright alien space ship to Bethlehem and proceed to gave Jesus gold, incest, and embalming fluids.
Little is known of Jesus' childhood, but he was probably pretty stuck up and liked to mess with people's heads given that he was the Son of God. But according to the Infancy Gospel of St Thomas, the young Jesus once killed a boy for beating him in a race and caused an entire village to go blind for not recognizing his divinity for the I am retarded.


Facts

Jesus was a sandnigger.
Jesus makes a cameo in the Koran but he's not Allah's son and Allah only makes it look like he was crucified, so what was the piffleing point?! apparently he comes back on judgment day to kill the infidels and restore justice.
Makes celebrity appearances on bread.
The Beatles were bigger than him. And got more pussy.
Knows his cunnilingus.
Jesus was meant to return last year in an immaculate conception but was aborted.
Is not allowed within 50 feet of any public school in both New York State and Oregon.
Jesus does not like to be piffleed in the wristholes or footholes.
Jesus says that he was too drunk at the time to remember turning water into wine, but also says he thinks it was actually Jack Daniel's because wine is for pussies.
Jesus occasionally guest-stars on TV's South Park. Nobody is sure if he's making good on a bet or if he's just hard up for cash.
Any person living in that area during Jesus' time would have had the skintone of an Arab. Be sure to tell Christians this as the thought of a black Jesus will drive them batshit insane.
The purpose of Israeli special forces Mossad is to prepare for Jesus' return so that he can be killed again.
Was a JEW and by de facto did WTC.
Was not only a jew but the jews' instrument to control all Monotheists except the Zoroasthrians.
If Jesus is the Messiah, David Koresh is the Lord of the Universe.
Was responsible for your childhood pet dying and is torturing it as we speak.
Had no sense of humor.
Hated Jay-Jay the Jet plane.
Was bigger than Jesus.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Mobocracy

...look up the word plagiarism...

And please try to have an original thought.

[Usmovers_02]

TC, you should check out the documentary "Religulous". I found it very enlightening.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Usmovers_02

TC, you should check out the documentary "Religulous". I found it very enlightening.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

[ArturyDreamist]

I can understand your hatred of the game, but there are many people who enjoy it, I for one enjoy it.

I see no real reason to despise it, and there's a very large majority of the Earth anticipating the release of the game.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by ArturyDeathmist

I can understand your hatred of the game, but there are many people who enjoy it, I for one enjoy it.

I see no real reason to despise it, and there's a very large majority of the Earth anticipating the release of the game.

Lots of people enjoy LOTS of things, but that doesn't necessarily make it OK.

For instance, these are many things that are widespread activities that are not endorsed by Scripture:

1. Anal sex. (Leviticus 18:22, Romans 1:27)

2. Touching a woman when she is on her "period." (Leviticus 15:19)

3. Wearing cotton-poly blends. (Leviticus 19:19)

Etc. etc.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Mass_Hysteria]

Skyrim will obviously be an awful game to play. After all, who would want to take part in a make believe storyline full of authentic characters, most of whom will have a wholly negative effect on the future of the world? Oh, hang on - I think that I know a book like that as well....

Who would want to bomb Elvis, Pavarotti and Rambo?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Mass_Hysteria

Skyrim will obviously be an awful game to play. After all, who would want to take part in a make believe storyline full of authentic characters, most of whom will have a wholly negative effect on the future of the world? Oh, hang on - I think that I know a book like that as well....

Who would want to bomb Elvis, Pavarotti and Rambo?

Friend,

Are you a gamer? Well the answer is simple; are you able to dominate like a pro on Skyrim PvP or do you get spanked like a Newb? The rest of the game is just elaborate eye candy for the inevitable bestiality cyber sex fantasy the Skyrim players will acting out during breaks between taunting each other on global chat or fighting on the PvP server.

This is why TRUE Christians™ have no use for games and a gamers; all it is is an excuse to attack each other and have nerd sex.

PS Hitler said his biggest disappointment in life was Skyrim wasn't released before the end of WWII.

[edward potter]

just becuase a game doesnt mention Jesus in it doesnt mean its bad and if you burn them theyll just make 20 more in their places

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by edward potter

just becuase a game doesnt mention Jesus in it doesnt mean its bad and if you burn them theyll just make 20 more in their places

It sounds to me like you've been playing too many games. Maybe it's time to take a break and praise Jesus for once. Jesus died only temporarily and there was only one of Him to come back.

[Doo-Fong-Woo]

Definitely buy this game, oblivion was epic this is even more epic!!! slaying dragons, killing whoever you like. This game is the beast I have played it for hours and it's amazing!!!

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Doo-Fong-Woo

Definitely buy this game, oblivion was epic this is even more epic!!! slaying dragons, killing whoever you like. This game is the beast I have played it for hours and it's amazing!!!

Are you trying to make some sort of point that this isn't Satanic or just glorying in its depravity?

Why do you hate Jesus?

[ninja-fag]

I didn't know skyrim was evil O.o I should bemore careful on the games i choose to play... or my soul will become mroe corrupt