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Daylight Savings Time: Liberal Conspiracy Against the Heartland? -
03-10-2012, 02:28 AM
Friends,
As you may know, clocks across America are scheduled to bet turned up by one hour at 2 AM this coming Sunday as part of the federally mandated "daylight savings time."
But what are the real effects of lengthening the day? In particular, what are the effects of the extra hour of sun on corn in Iowa? It seems to me that there is ample sunlight to grow our corn without the intrusion of big government into our lives and the lives farmers all across the Heartland.
Maybe it's just me, but does anyone else perceive a possible conspiracy against the economy of midwestern states? Sure, we need sunlight to grow our corn, but too much sun will simply burn our crops and cripple the regional economy. Do we really need an extra hour of sun every day from now through the rest of the growing season? Or is this another big government Chicago-style plan to cripple our economy and keep us from the polls in November?
Does Obama really hate the Heartland that much? It's just something that's been on my mind lately.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Daylight Savings Time: Liberal Conspiracy Against the Heartland? -
03-10-2012, 05:24 AM
I haven't changed over to Daylight Savings time since....EVER! It's a communiss conspiracy!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Daylight Savings Time: Liberal Conspiracy Against the Heartland? -
03-10-2012, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Jedediah
Does Obama really hate the Heartland that much? It's just something that's been on my mind lately.
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It's worse than that, Bother Jed!
By extending the day length the incidence of skin cancer will go up. This means more people needing treatment in hospitals and this is what Osama Obama is going to use to try to support his health reforms, I'm told!!
He is more concerned with clinging on to his floundering career than the health of Americans and is giving people the cancer to shore up his failed policies, it would appear!!!
Every day more right thinking American protest against this but evil selfish power mad Obama is only interested in clinging on to power, I expect.!!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8252939.stm
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Daylight Savings Time: Liberal Conspiracy Against the Heartland? -
03-10-2012, 09:01 PM
Nothing good comes from monkeying around with God's natural clock.
When I was an intentional homo by choice, I would rejoice when daylight savings time ocurred, as it meant another hour of soliciting anonymous sissies in the public parks for anal sex in the bushes. An hour doesn't seem like much, but it means another 8-10 queer partners for the homosexual.
I wouldn't be surprised if the radical fag agenda was behind this.
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Daylight Savings Time: Liberal Conspiracy Against the Heartland? -
03-10-2012, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
When I was an intentional homo by choice, I would rejoice when daylight savings time ocurred, as it meant another hour of soliciting anonymous sissies in the public parks for anal sex in the bushes. An hour doesn't seem like much, but it means another 8-10 queer partners for the homosexual.
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You are a shining example in a dark world Brother!
Over here we too have Daylight saving at the end of March. When I'm witnessing to unsaved homers in the public WC where I work (as a domestic technician) the extra hour is problematic as the normally furtive gaysexualist become even more difficult to engage.
Under the cover of darkness they find the courage to reach out (in a gay way) to others of their kind (it's like that scene in Hancock's 'The Birds' (but with the sodomite (not birds))) and touch, tease, tickle, tug, tear, tongue and trovel each other to satiation.
Daylight saving makes it much harder for me.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Daylight Savings Time: Liberal Conspiracy Against the Heartland? -
03-11-2012, 05:44 AM
I always thought they just adjusted the clocks. Are you telling me Obama has conspired with Satan to gain the power to change the actual length of a day, against God's Plan?!
Could this be why the Satanists claim that their demonic deity is more powerful than God, and that Satan is the real Creator?
Oh, I know! It's just God allowing Satan to have his way, as ruler of this world, to help confuse those who refuse to remain steadfast in their devotion to Him! Very clever, God!
I'm going to go praise God for His Craftiness now.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Daylight Savings Time: Liberal Conspiracy Against the Heartland? -
03-11-2012, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Are you telling me Obama has conspired with Satan to gain the power to change the actual length of a day, against God's Plan?!
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That's why we need a man like honest to goodness Joe Kony running things
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Kony
Glory!
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Daylight Savings Time: Liberal Conspiracy Against the Heartland? -
03-11-2012, 06:11 PM
"As you may know, cocks across America are scheduled to be turned up at 2 AM"
Hard to Believe that My Country® has sunk so low
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Re: Daylight Savings Time: Liberal Conspiracy Against the Heartland? -
03-11-2012, 06:29 PM
Daylight saving is socialism. It is clearly a plot by the so called "social competent" Godless elite to mess up the lives for real people. Letting the big government control your time is like letting them control your economy - it is basically Marxism.
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Re: Daylight Savings Time: Liberal Conspiracy Against the Heartland? -
03-13-2012, 09:56 AM
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Daylight saving is socialism. It is clearly a plot by the so called "social competent" Godless elite to mess up the lives for real people. Letting the big government control your time is like letting them control your economy - it is basically Marxism.
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You are correct Brother lukasekman, there is no "saving" daylight – just socialist re-distribution of existing daylight to the benefit of some and the detriment of others.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Daylight Savings Time: Liberal Conspiracy Against the Heartland? -
03-14-2012, 06:00 AM
Thank you, Brother Jed, for raising this important topic. As all True Christians know, liberals have been promoting a global warming hoax to create a "New World Order" which is code for "Homo-Islamic Socialist Worldwide Big Government." Republican patriots like Senator James Inhofe of Godly Oklahoma have been trying to warn us of this insidious plot by so-called "climatologists" and their fellow travelers in the gay "science" community, but the liberal media continues to push the NWO agenda.
Well, this daylight savings scam blows the lid off this whole conspiracy. As any home-schooled graduate knows, God uses the sun to warm the earth during the day, and turns it off at night. Thus, increasing the daylight time period by one hour per day is going to make the world warmer. So no wonder temperatures are going up! It's so obvious, you'd think even liberals could see it, but they dogmatically stick to their global warming hysteria because it's some kind of socialist-religious issue for them. All we need to do is go back to standard time, or even deduct one hour so that the earth grows cooler.
FucҚ polar bears
But be forewarned, the elite liberal leftist propagandists are clever, if nothing else. They try to pull at the heart strings with all those cutesy pictures of drowning polar bears, trying to make us conservatives feel guilty and give up our SUVs. It's all part of their plot to make America weak. In fact, the libs are deliberately causing global warming with their sinister daylight savings time debauchery. Don't be fooled!
Praise Jesus!
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Re: Daylight Savings Time: Liberal Conspiracy Against the Heartland? -
03-14-2012, 01:50 PM
Polar Bears
Why yes, that is the most boring pole dancing I have ever Witnessed in my Life!
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03-14-2012, 02:41 PM
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Polar Bears
Why yes, that is the most boring pole dancing I have ever Witnessed in my Life!
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Worse even than that. A polar bear pole dancing whore!
YIC
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