[Pastor Ezekiel]

You might have already heard that Donnie has been complaining that people were wearing masks to express their hateful political agenda. That is true. He forgot to mention that I was the one who told him that. Well, it must have slipped his mind. After all, he has so much stuff to do, especially twitting all day long.

However, and much more importantly: WEARING MASKS IS ALSO A PERSONAL AFFRONT TO JESUS. Just think about it. God created everything. Yes, you dummy, diseases are included in "everything." Duh! God specifically said that He created diseases to punish sinners:

Deuteronomy 28:58-61
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, The Lord Thy God;
59 Then the Lord will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance.
60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee.
61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the Lord bring upon thee, until thou be destroyed.

Verily! God created ALL wonderful plagues - of course that includes Covid-19! God wants the disease to spread freely. Those whom He wants to smite will die, those whom He wants to spare will live. It is futile to protect yourself or others by wearing a mask. If God wants to get you, He'll get you even if you wear a hazmat suit all the time. And if God wants to spare you, He'll save you even if you swim all day long in a pool filled with coughed up and sneezed out coronavirus mucus. (But don't do that, it would be disgusting for other reasons).

So when YOU - yes, I am talking to YOU - wear a mask, you basically spit all that disgusting Covid mucus into Baby Jesus' face. Oh ye of little faith! Is your faith in Him really so small (Matthew 17:20)? Don't you accept Him as your Savior? Isn't He your Shepherd, guiding your life (Psalm 23:1-6)?

If you really want to please Jesus, BURN THE MASKS! They make Jesus and Donald angry, and they also interfere with your FREEDOM. Just like prohibition of drunk driving interferes with your freedom. It is so unfortunate that the Big Government already took away your freedom to kill people while driving drunk. DO NOT LET THE GOVERNMENT TAKE AWAY YOUR FREEDOM TO KILL PEOPLE WITH CORONAVIRUS! Jesus WANTS you to do your part as a grim reaper of the old, sick, and needy. So go out there, have fun, socialize (none of that "social distance" commie agenda stuff), don't wear a mask, and sneeze and cough in the faces of anyone who protests!