[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Dear Friends,

Have you heard your children talking about Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs, etc? If you think they're talking about hockey, you need to read this article and get your belt ready for some serious disciplining. Because in todays degenerate and decadent youth culture, "skaters" don't do anything manly like shooting to score, or body-checks. No, today a "skater" is this:



And this:




First of all, why "Skaters"? Why don't they call themselves "boarders"? That's a perfectly heterosexual name. But no, they call themselves "skaters", because they want to be thought of as this:



Apart from confusing themselves with figure skaters, they also confuse themselves with rollerskaters, like the infamous 70's porn star "rollergirl". In fact, rollerskates are still commonly worm by female porn stars (though never male ones). Do you want your son to be confused with people whos sole skill is their ability to endure anal pounding by "mandingo's" oversized sin-stick? (sin-log, in his case).

RollerSKATER porn is the most deviant kind of porn, as my extensive studies have confirmed. A perfect example of the genre has the pubescent-looking Leanni Lei rollerSKATING in a park, where she meets a man named "Max Hardcore", who then spends the rest of the video subjecting her rectum to experiences that no parent wants to see their child enjoy.

For those who doubt how influential that video is, here's actress and illegal immigrant Selina Gomez, doing her best Leanni Lei impression

Are these the ideal role models for your children? Lace-wearing pretty-boys and pint-sized porn starlets?

A popular skateboarding move is to "rail". Typical results of "railing" can be seen in this video:

Why are skaters so interested in this? Why are otherwise Real American boys willing to shatter their seed-sacks, rendering them incapable of producing Real American children, and thus allowing the demographic destruction of the Real American race? (If hispanics smashed their testicles for fun, you could bet the liberals would do something to stop it.)

Maybe it's the idea of a hard rod pounding them between the buttocks that makes skaters so interested in "railing". I don't care why they do it. I just want them to stop.

And let's not forget that skateboarding was invented in California. And is inspired by surfing, an occult ritual of the savage hawaiians. Hawaii is where Obama grew up in a madrassa and was infected by the islamic taint.

Friends, get your paddles and your belts ready for some serious spiritual warfare. And remember, when spanking with a belt, always hit them with the metal part.

[Nobar King]

Skateboard City shares the dirt on all the gay skaters:

• Mike Carroll
• Pat Duffy
• Brian Anderson
• Jerome Rogers
• forest kirby
• Richie Jackson
• Patrick Melcher
• Steve Berra
• Eric Koston
• chris cole

There are probably more, but that's the list that I could compile for right now.

[Bobby-Joe]

I thought it has been clear for years that skate boarders ridding the "rail" was just a public form of mock anal sex. Why else do you have those young, taunting bodies sliding down those greased rails?

[Wash O'Hanley]

Everyone knows that going "skateboarding" is just an excuse for teens to have gay sex and do drugs without their parents knowing. If your child ever tells you he is "going skating" he is really saying "I'm going to go smoke meth and cradle my boyfriend's ballsack." Skaters, sk8erz or Sk8r bois, as they like to be called, typically use the manly activity of trespassing and property destruction as a front to do sissy and homosexual things.

If your child has been using "going skating" as an alibi, ask him to perform tricks for you. If he had really been out performing skate tricks he should be able to duplicate them for you, but if he has been doing lines of coke off his 12 year old boy toy's butt cheeks he's probably not that good. Ask him to do a switch 360 flip to back-side nose grind down a 13 stair hand rail or a nollie heel flip to front side nose slide on a ledge. If he can't do these tricks he's probably been dipping his penis in chocolate syrup and then paying his school chums to lick it off.

A typical sidewalk-surfing skateboarder out performing "tricks:"

[randomXD]

wft is ur problom u dumb [back part]holes i skate and im not gay im [laying] straight and all u dumb [lays] that say all that [dung] about using it as an exuse to go gay out u retards seem to know a [laying] lot about gaying out and "snorting coke off ur boytoys [loins]" i skate and i would never touch a chemical drug piffle u guys u dont know [laying dung]

[Wash O'Hanley]

Originally Posted by randomXD

wft is ur problom u dumb assholes i skate and im not gay im fuk1ng straight and all u dumb fuuks that say all that shit about using it as an exuse to go gay out u retards seem to know a fuuking lot about gaying out and "snorting coke off ur boytoys ass" i skate and i would never touch a chemical drug piffle u guys u dont know fuk1n shit

Well this was enlightening.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley

Well this was enlightening.

Translation: "Look at me daddy, I learned a swear!"

"Everybody knows gays can't learn swears! [dung!]! Disregard that I suck [loins]!"

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

Dear Jeb Thurmond,

Thank you for bringing the horrors of scat boarding to our attention. There seems to be no low for homosexuals trying to have anal sex with innocent children.
It is disgusting! They must really despise The LORD as "men with men working that which is unseemly". (Romans 1:26-27)

The most amazing thing is that they are not even ashamed of what they are doing! Take this horrible advertisement for Ed Hardy scat boards for example:

It seems some people are completely without shame.

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Understand]

This cannot be serious. The "railing" thing? That's what happens when a skater messes up the trick they're trying to do.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Originally Posted by Understand

This cannot be serious. The "railing" thing? That's what happens when a skater messes up the trick they're trying to do.

It looked more like he was trying to gain sexual powers by smashing his testicles into that handrail if you ask me.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley

It looked more like he was trying to gain sexual powers by smashing his testicles into that handrail if you ask me.

Yes, we have images from Greek pottery of ancient Greeks doing the same thing; smashing their testicles to make themselves more gay for their boyfriends. Skate boarders could just as well just put on togas and debate philosophy the way they are going.

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Yes, we have images from Greek pottery of ancient Greeks doing the same thing; smashing their testicles to make themselves more gay for their boyfriends. Skate boarders could just as well just put on togas and debate philosophy the way they are going.

It makes perfect sense. To look at the way they act, you wouldn't think they had testicles to begin with. From my estimates, their testicles are only 15-20 percent functional.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

I'm sure that 'rails' refers to the cocaine that these sk8erz use before they go out to ride.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Yes, we have images from Greek pottery of ancient Greeks doing the same thing; smashing their testicles to make themselves more gay for their boyfriends. Skate boarders could just as well just put on togas and debate philosophy the way they are going.

Catholic choirboys used to cut off their testicles just to make their singing voices sound better. Sk8tr boiz have nothing against mutilating their bodies with piercings, tattos (cuttings of the flesh - banned under Biblical law - Leviticus 19:28)....So testicle destruction isn't so far off.

I'm not saying that they deliberately destroy their testicles, any more that alcoholics deliberately try to vomit or drug addicts deliberately try to overdose. But one thing leads to another, and the "another" in this case is the destruction of the Real American race via the murder of countless unconcieved children.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

I'm not saying that they deliberately destroy their testicles, any more that alcoholics deliberately try to vomit or drug addicts deliberately try to overdose. But one thing leads to another, and the "another" in this case is the destruction of the Real American race via the murder of countless unconcieved children.

Yes, "railing" is just part of the homosexual extreme masturbation culture. The skater achieves release by "bouncing" the rail he is "ridding". Beyond the murder of the pre-born their also have sex with another man (themselves).

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by randomXD

wft is ur problom u dumb [back part]holes i skate and im not gay im [laying] straight and all u dumb [lays] that say all that [dung] about using it as an exuse to go gay out u retards seem to know a [laying] lot about gaying out and "snorting coke off ur boytoys [loins]" i skate and i would never touch a chemical drug piffle

Friend, just because you prefer to use "natural drug piffles" like marijuana and opium instead of "chemical drug piffles", that still doesn't actually mean you're being healthy.


To try and claim that skating isn't queer is just ridiculous. Why, you could write an entire book about skating and sodomy. And someone did. And it won the 2010 Lambda Literary Award for Lesbian Debut Fiction.

It’s unusual to encounter literary lesbian fiction that’s also a guilty pleasure, but both terms apply fairly to this book. The Creamsickle itself is full of trash—it’s an unheated, lopsided flophouse in the Mission district of San Francisco that has an “ever-revolving door.” Over the years, it’s been occupied by revolutionaries, “hippie fags and fairies,” grunge lesbians, and now The Crew, three 20-something skateboarding bois who have made the house their “ultimate bachelor pad.” Their procession of lovers are not mere lipsticks lesbians but “fierce girls,” the “tough bunch of femmes with razor heels and sharp tongues” who can handle the neighborhood...
People in my demographic (50-ish, white, suburbanite) may need to read this novel with a cyberdictionary of urban slang and a cyberglossary of skateboarding terms at hand. The effort was worth it to me in order to get inside a world of young queer women who divide themselves into bois and girls, tops and bottoms—except when they don’t...
Interestingly, the friend who liked The Creamsickle most is my 68-year-old straight neighbor, a former schoolteacher and also a former tomboy who hails from Kansas City, MO. Whenever she sees a skateboard she wishes aloud that she could steal it, so I told her about the book, never dreaming she’d ask to borrow it. She identified happily with the bois and articulated well the developmental stage they’re in: learning to be independent and also learning to be accountable to each other.

There you have it: skateboarding is just so gay - so gay - that merely reading a book about it can cause a lifelong heterosexual in her late 60s to start identifying with queers. One can only shudder to think of the effects this kind of filth must have on young, impressionable, firm, nubile youths.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Dear Friends,

Have you heard your children talking about Skateboarders, skaters, sk8trs, etc? If you think they're talking about hockey, you need to read this article and get your belt ready for some serious disciplining. Because in todays degenerate and decadent youth culture, "skaters" don't do anything manly like shooting to score, or body-checks. No, today a "skater" is this:

Why would those lovely Hooters waitresses want to do something manly like skate boarding? Are they radical lezbeans?

[.David]

I signed up just to comment on this. None of you have any idea what a skateboarder is. No, this is not "todays" skateboarder.



Not at all. The picture below is Chris Cole, professional skateboarder who lives with A WIFE AND CHILDREN. Clearly homosexual.



Anyway, onto "railing". No, it is not done intentionally, it is when you lose your balance while skating on the rail. Obviously the outcome isn't that good but I doubt any skaters recieve pleasure from it.

Wash O'Hanley, I think you're a piffleing idiot. Skateboarding is not sniffing lines off a 12 year olds ass, it's having fun. Also, if someone can't switch 360 flip back nosegrind a 13 set then they're not homosexual, thats a pretty hard trick to do on a curb nevermind a piffleing handrail.

Also, you blind? That picture is somebody ROLLERSKATING, not SKATEBOARDING.

I will answer any other questions.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by .David

if someone can't switch 360 flip back nosegrind a 13 set then they're not homosexual.

Phew! I've been worrying about that one. Thanks for setting me straight!

[.David]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Phew! I've been worrying about that one. Thanks for setting me straight!

I was quoting an earlier post in the thread and making a point, I highly doubt many pro skateboarders could do that since it's quite a hard trick...