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Default Volkswagen Germans Gas Americans - 09-24-2015, 11:43 PM

So it looks like I'll have to rethink my view of Volkswagen, No longer will I see them as "The Nazis' Peoples' Car" but "The Lying Suppliers of Pollution." - I wonder if anyone has checked for Zyklon-B... Just sayin'.

Looks like they were trying to emulate God: Psalms:135:7: He causeth the vapours to ascend from the ends of the earth;

My proud piece of American engineering serves me fine, and its flatheaded V-8 puts out something akin to "the cloud of the Lord (Ex:40:38)" and blesses all around.

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Default Re: Volkswagen Germans Gas Americans - 09-25-2015, 07:46 PM

One can't really trust Germans, and Germans who build things generally build things that kill large numbers of people.

Just saying.


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Bible Re: Volkswagen Germans Gas Americans - 09-26-2015, 04:57 AM

The NAZIs are back to gassing Europe, too:
VW manipulated diesel emissions tests in Europe, says German minister


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Default Re: Volkswagen Germans Gas Americans - 09-28-2015, 07:54 AM

I grilled a bratwurst over the campfire at last weekend's Boy's Blast Bible Campout. Later that night, I gassed an entire tent full of boys. Thanks a lot Germany! Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a gaggle of screaming boys from escaping a tent at 3 AM? It got hard real fast.


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Default Re: Volkswagen Germans Gas Americans - 10-04-2015, 03:56 PM

I bet the Joos buy them all seeing as they'll probably end up selling for peanuts.
My neighbor Hans has already fixed his, he said his design saves the environment, frees up land and the protects the economy. It's for sale.



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