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Originally Posted by Tanya Fairywings
Good call. What’s the whole point of proms anyway? Spending the night pulling out weeds sounds more entertaining…
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I have never attended a "proms" or "school formal" and as a heathen wretch would never attend anything called formal in any case. Mostly we tried to look as much like we'd slept in haystacks for a month where our clothes had been gnawed by goats. Fancy dress was different – there we'd win prizes. As long as we didn't tell anyone we weren't actually wearing costumes.
We would never have gone anywhere near a church. Satan must be very busy in these last days trawling for souls even in church car parks. Gardening is much safer than hanging around in car parks. I have a couple of these coming on quite well now.