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A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader -
01-10-2007, 06:37 PM
Fellow True Christians™, tonight Our Righteous Commander-in-Chief, George W. Bush will annouce his plans for A Way Forward in Iraq. So I offer this humble prayer for Our Godly Troops, Our Mighty Nation, and Our Glorious, Heroic Leader...
Dear Lord:
Please send our enemies screaming and weeping toward an eternity of hellfire. Please, O Lord, slay them them systematically in the greatest and most glorious kill-a-thon of painful skin-rending and bone twisting... a holy mission delivering a swift and permanent end to millions of miserable brown-skinned breath-stealers... a delicious orgy of indiscriminant killing by the most painful methods ever devised… a massive exercise in the cold-hearted efficiency of righteous killing... a sweet bloody conflagration of gorgeous death-making frenzy unleashed against the screaming tortured brown-skinned millions... with shreads of brown skin flying, blood splattering, a spray of human meat chunks flying off our glorious and righteous American weaponry in a delicious bloodbath! Glory!!
Amen
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader -
01-10-2007, 07:17 PM
Praise Jesus, amen!
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader -
01-10-2007, 07:21 PM
A-men!
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader -
01-11-2007, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
Fellow True Christians™, tonight Our Righteous Commander-in-Chief, George W. Bush will annouce his plans for A Way Forward in Iraq. So I offer this humble prayer for Our Godly Troops, Our Mighty Nation, and Our Glorious, Heroic Leader...
Dear Lord:
Please send our enemies screaming and weeping toward an eternity of hellfire. Please, O Lord, slay them them systematically in the greatest and most glorious kill-a-thon of painful skin-rending and bone twisting... a holy mission delivering a swift and permanent end to millions of miserable brown-skinned breath-stealers... a delicious orgy of indiscriminant killing by the most painful methods ever devised… a massive exercise in the cold-hearted efficiency of righteous killing... a sweet bloody conflagration of gorgeous death-making frenzy unleashed against the screaming tortured brown-skinned millions... with shreads of brown skin flying, blood splattering, a spray of human meat chunks flying off our glorious and righteous American weaponry in a delicious bloodbath! Glory!!
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Praise Jesus! Bring it on, Iran, North Korea and Somalia!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader -
01-11-2007, 06:39 PM
Praise!
And for a surprise,
so much has not changed since 1860
Slap George's face in place of Abe's,
stick a mudslime in the hutch,
re-term those rails as "oil pipe"
Call that inquirer— Demontype
and for God's own shield—
why not dick Cheney?
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader -
01-11-2007, 07:02 PM
My Prayers go with our Godly Troops and George W Bush.
I hope our brave men at Landover will be queuing up at the recruiting staions to fight the Towel-Headed Infidels?
ATTENTION OUR EMO MEMBERS
JOIN THE ARMY NOW.
YOU MIGHT DIE !!
2 Samuel 22:39-41
And I have consumed them, and wounded them, that they could not arise: yea, they are fallen under my feet.
For thou hast girded me with strength to battle: them that rose up against me hast thou subdued under me.Thou hast also given me the necks of mine enemies, that I might destroy them that hate me.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader -
01-11-2007, 08:10 PM
Ya I saw the speech. It is a real plan or just more empty promisis?
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader -
01-11-2007, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Silent Shadow
Ya I saw the speech. It is a real plan or just more empty promisis?
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Our President never has empty promises.
This time our troops will have all the latest weaponry. The 1st Battalion Freehold Platoon will be armed not only with The Bible(KJV1611) but also the new Baptisement weaponry to convert these Mooslimes by the Hoard!
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader -
01-11-2007, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
Our President never has empty promises.
This time our troops will have all the latest weaponry. The 1st Battalion Freehold Platoon will be armed not only with The Bible(KJV1611) but also the new Baptisement weaponry to convert these Mooslimes by the Hoard!
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What kind of leader are you looking up too? DOn't you realize how freaking BLIND you are? This is insane, sending even more troops!
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader -
01-11-2007, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Ixi
What kind of leader are you looking up too? DOn't you realize how freaking BLIND you are? This is insane, sending even more troops!
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We'll have none of that hippie peacenik nonsense, young lady. I'll tell you right now what kind of leader we're looking up to: a Godly leader. If you were ever to read your Bible, you'd see that it's full of military solutions. In fact, God even says this about Himself:
Exodus 15:3: The LORD [is] a man of war: the LORD [is] his name.
Anyway, what would you to the mooselimb hordes that revere Saddam bin Osama as a martyr: invite them around for tea and a nice little chat by the fireplace?
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader -
01-11-2007, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Ixi
What kind of leader are you looking up too? DOn't you realize how freaking BLIND you are? This is insane, sending even more troops!
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Ixi my child!
So nice to have you back
Don't you realise that if America (God Bless her) doesn't do something to stop these Talibanislamalqaidans then It's the end of the free world as we know it!
Have you no Emo loving friends who want to die? At least this way it would be dying for their country.
Send a Text message to your EMO friends. The USA needs more young Canon fodder Brave fighting men.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader -
01-12-2007, 03:54 AM
OK, that's IT! WE ARE FILING SUIT AGAINST THIS LYING WEBSITE!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader -
01-12-2007, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
Fellow True Christians™, tonight Our Righteous Commander-in-Chief, George W. Bush will annouce his plans for A Way Forward in Iraq. So I offer this humble prayer for Our Godly Troops, Our Mighty Nation, and Our Glorious, Heroic Leader...
Dear Lord:
Please send our enemies screaming and weeping toward an eternity of hellfire. Please, O Lord, slay them them systematically in the greatest and most glorious kill-a-thon of painful skin-rending and bone twisting... a holy mission delivering a swift and permanent end to millions of miserable brown-skinned breath-stealers... a delicious orgy of indiscriminant killing by the most painful methods ever devised… a massive exercise in the cold-hearted efficiency of righteous killing... a sweet bloody conflagration of gorgeous death-making frenzy unleashed against the screaming tortured brown-skinned millions... with shreads of brown skin flying, blood splattering, a spray of human meat chunks flying off our glorious and righteous American weaponry in a delicious bloodbath! Glory!!
Amen
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I'll be praying! . Gonna take some time off. See you Teusday.
YIC,
Silent Shadow
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Brother Daniel
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader -
01-12-2007, 11:38 PM
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I'll be praying! . Gonna take some time off. See you Teusday.
YIC,
Silent Shadow
also known as
Brother Daniel
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Praise The Lord©
It looks like we have a new follower of The Bible(KJV1611).
You keep reading the Good Book
One day you may be Saved®
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: A Prayer for Our Troops, Our Nation, and Our Glorious Leader -
01-13-2007, 03:02 AM
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They're a tricky lot, those libelous heathens are. They think they can fool the people by putting some of the godly, wondrous deeds our amazing President has done in with the lies. Praise Jesus and pray that the unsaved can recognize that this holiest of men did indeed attack two countries full of unsaved brown people to help pave the way for the Rapture, that he knows we are in the End Times so that worrying about some commie hippy cause like the environment is not only a waste of time, but harmful to the bank accounts of True Christians™, and that more sinners in Texas would have been put to death as God commanded if only his hands weren't tied by lieberal worldly laws!
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