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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 11-01-2011, 11:26 PM

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Just on stupid brain fart: Would it be abussive to hit ones wife everyday even though she hasn't done anything wrong? Or would it still be rightous?
Nonsense! Women are stupid. That means they are doing things wrong all the time. It is completely impossible for a women to have an entire day without doing anything wrong.

The coffee is either to hot or too cold, the bacon isn't fried properly, the eggs aren't scrambled properly, the kitchen isn't 100% spotless, annoying whining about pain in their knees caused by cleaning all night long. And that is just breakfast. Don't get me started on lunch or dinner...

And never forget God wants all women to suffer for Eve's sins and to always obey their husbands! Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 11-02-2011, 01:13 PM

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Nonsense! Women are stupid. That means they are doing things wrong all the time. It is completely impossible for a women to have an entire day without doing anything wrong.

The coffee is either to hot or too cold, the bacon isn't fried properly, the eggs aren't scrambled properly, the kitchen isn't 100% spotless, annoying whining about pain in their knees caused by cleaning all night long. And that is just breakfast. Don't get me started on lunch or dinner...

And never forget God wants all women to suffer for Eve's sins and to always obey their husbands! Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
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Smile Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 11-03-2011, 12:31 PM

Praise be Tesxas. Nothing warms my heart more than a daddy loving his daughter, even if she is a retard.


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 11-03-2011, 01:33 PM

If you don't have time to go as far as spanking, you have always time for loving slap. Here's (again) common sense view of a common man.

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 11-03-2011, 05:13 PM

Normally in Europe a man can be jailed for beating a woman, but not the other way. The world is sick
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 11-03-2011, 05:22 PM

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Normally in Europe a man can be jailed for beating a woman, but not the other way. The world is sick
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Are you seriously suggesting a weaker vessel could beat up a real man?
Never, there is no way I would tolerate such things to happen.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 11-06-2011, 02:11 PM

If you have to beat your wife to get her to listen to you, you're a coward, pathetic, and unworthy.
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If you have to beat your wife to get her to listen to you, you're a coward, pathetic, and unworthy.
Do you have Scripture that specifically supports every one of those claims?

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If you have to beat your wife to get her to listen to you, you're a coward, pathetic, and unworthy.
Admittedly, if you find that your wife always does what you tell her to do, no matter what it is, then it is sometimes acceptable to not beat her quite so hard. But if you are just being acquiescent toward your helpmeet, then it is YOU who are a pathetic, unworthy coward. Are you sure you are not allowing her to do as she pleases, instead of commanding her to submit as the Bible commands us? It is one thing to have her obedience; it is an altogether other thing to just let her run rampant and say "that's okay".
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 12-22-2011, 03:14 PM

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Folks, my heart really goes out to pro golfer John Daly. His spoiled wife attacked him with a knife right before a golf tournament. Imagine the shame of showing up at the green with red marks on your face.

No doubt, Daly's wife is to blame for his poor performance (on and off the green). But Daly is to blame for not disciplining his wife according to Biblical standards.

Daly's autobiography, "My Life In & Out of the Rough" details his lack of discipline in a chapter devoted to his three former wives that was titled, "All My Exes Wear Rolexes."

Let this tragedy remind all that our Lord Jesus Christ weeps when we don't properly discipline our wives. Next time you're over par at the course, try giving HER a few swats . . . it'll improve your swing.
I remember when my wife was trying to play baseball and she kept hitting it wrong. I said "darling, let me show you how to do it right", but she just replied, "I don't need your damn help!!"So I snatched the baseball bat off of her and hit her 5 times until she was on the floor. She never said it to me again.
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I remember when my wife was trying to play baseball and she kept hitting it wrong. I said "darling, let me show you how to do it right", but she just replied, "I don't need your damn help!!"So I snatched the baseball bat off of her and hit her 5 times until she was on the floor. She never said it to me again.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 03-13-2012, 09:28 AM

I think spanking your wife is our duty to them. God watches us to see if we are strong enough to give them this how hard it sometimes can be though! It just needs to be done.

Spankings hčre don't come alone. It includes prayers and bible study and showing remorse. It's a bit long to totally describe though

Just a few questions:
How do you guys feel about leaving bruises?
We have a few implements hanging in our house to help as a reminder, what do you guys use?
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Why are you snooping around in the clearly marked MEN's ONLY section of the forum? Go tell your husband to lay a christian beating on you.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 03-23-2012, 11:53 PM

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Amen Brother Elmer. The divorce rate in God's country has been an embarrassment for many decades now. Landover University has devoted some advanced study to the subject of Domestic Discipline. Spankings are necessary to punish or discourage nascent feminine misbehavior, provide a reminder of the woman's responsibilities, and enhance feminine submission. Where serious infraction occur, a full-fledged punishment spanking, where she is scolded, stripped and spanked to tears, is necessary for correction. Often times only a minor disciplinary session is required to correct minor examples of feminine misbehavior without having to go through the entire, lengthy process of a punishment spanking. Husbands should also establish a regular Maintenance Discipline schedule where she is given reminder spankings at set intervals to remind her of her obedience duties, the corrective authority of her husband, and other responsibilities as a female. And lastly there is Preemptive Discipline, which is to be given when there are early warning signs of incipient feminine misbehavior. These ultimately spare women from the pain of undergoing the more extensive punishment spanking and contribute to her personal development.
The blasphemous Woman's Rights Movement is to blame. So much as giving your wife a bruise is enough to have the police come knocking.

If the Wife wants to leave her husband do to what she claims to be 'abuse' let her go. She is not a true Christian and does not fallow the laws of the Holy Bible. This is not the kind of Wife you want to taint your children with sinful habits.

1 Peter 3:1

A True Christian woman is who you want tending to your needs, not some Satanist whore who believes she should be able to do everything that men do and think its O.K to argue and even disobey her Husband.


John 8:31

Jesus said to the people who believed in him, “You are truly my disciples if you remain faithful to my teachings. And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-22-2012, 04:18 PM

Srry for invading on the men's page, but I noticed this article while I was looking around the site. I understand where you're coming from, but about 1 yr. ago I was in an abusive relationship, granted the guy was not a christian but he seemed perfectly nice when I met him. Then he was out drinking one night and I yelled at him A LOT! He beat me for talking back to him! But, it was much different than what you guys are talking about. He punched me with all his strength several times in the stomach and knocked me in the head until I became dizzy. So I panicked and fought back-I knocked blood out of his mouth. Then he held me down and cracked my ankle bone. It still hurts and is slightly damaged until this day, because he wouldn't let me go to the dr. for it! Anyway, the question I'm trying to get to is: Even though you discipline your women you surely don't believe in this type of violence do you? *Not an insult, just a question* And was it wrong of me to fight him back? I don't think it was. I just don't see how your girlfriends/wives allow this cause just suffering an abusive relationship, I would be scared out of my wits to willingly let a man hurt me in ANY way.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-22-2012, 04:24 PM

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Are you seriously suggesting a weaker vessel could beat up a real man?
I believe they could. But that doesn't make it right. I was raised around boxing my whole life. Some men in my family fought their way up to golden gloves. My being a woman was no exception. My male cousins and older brother always treated me like one of the boys growing up. They included me in their rough games and trained me in self defense, martial arts, streetfighting, boxing, and kickboxing. I've never won the golden gloves, but I've got several awards
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Srry for invading on the men's page, but I noticed this article while I was looking around the site. I understand where you're coming from, but about 1 yr. ago I was in an abusive relationship, granted the guy was not a christian but he seemed perfectly nice when I met him. Then he was out drinking one night and I yelled at him A LOT! He beat me for talking back to him! But, it was much different than what you guys are talking about. He punched me with all his strength several times in the stomach and knocked me in the head until I became dizzy. So I panicked and fought back-I knocked blood out of his mouth. Then he held me down and cracked my ankle bone. It still hurts and is slightly damaged until this day, because he wouldn't let me go to the dr. for it! Anyway, the question I'm trying to get to is: Even though you discipline your women you surely don't believe in this type of violence do you? *Not an insult, just a question* And was it wrong of me to fight him back? I don't think it was. I just don't see how your girlfriends/wives allow this cause just suffering an abusive relationship, I would be scared out of my wits to willingly let a man hurt me in ANY way.
You are so lucky he is a forgiving weak backed man. I would (nor would any decent, caring True Christian™) not of put up with one second of a female back-sassing me.
The pain you still have is Gods way of punishing and reminding you to keep your place or next time it will be worse.
When I was a young man of 19, my wife had a terrible episode one night. I sat there, reading my KJV and she went off on her tantrum. My father told me women sometimes do this and that it was due to their inferior minds. In the morning, I sat at the table waiting for my breakfast. after an hour or so when nothing appeared, I went looking for her. I could not find her. Her purse was still in the house. Several months later when doing some hunting, I noticed the top to one of the closed off wells had been moved. She was at the bottom of the well. God had put her there. There were claw marks on the walls, her toes and fingers ground down from trying to scratch her way out. What a terrible way to go. She was, like most women, soulless and is in Hell know, paying the price for her wildness.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Then he was out drinking one night and I yelled at him A LOT! He beat me for talking back to him!
Well there's your problem dear. If you had the Spirit of Christ in your soul, you'd never even think about yelling at him. I've never yelled at Mr. Etheldreda. Even when he comes home smelling of bourbon, cigar, and perfume, I know the LORD has a reason and He is sovereign. Occasionally my dear husband brings home guests unexpectedly and I'm compelled to treat them as I would any family - making room at the dinner table, making up the spare bedroom (my husband converted the basement years ago - it's quite comfortable down there now I hear but I'm not allowed as he calls it his "man cave" ). Some women might be angry and having to accommodate a sudden house guest, some women might feel upset that their husbands spend hours witnessing to guests in the comfort of the man cave rather than spend the evening with his family. Some women may even feel betrayed enough to yell or fight back, but those women don't have the Spirit of God in their souls. I have no desire to "fight back" as I know my husband is a devout and True Christian™ who is only doing the Work of the LORD.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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