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Default Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP - 12-27-2010, 10:01 AM

@Rev. Jim Osborne Why did you invite me personally to this meeting? I do not even have a mobile phone.


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Default Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP - 12-27-2010, 10:15 AM

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@Rev. Jim Osborne Why did you invite me personally to this meeting? I do not even have a mobile phone.
As a young lady facing these temptations, I thought it would be best if you were here with a bunch of us True Christian™ men, so that we could provide guidance and teaching to you. Believe me, I have bragged to my fellow brothers how eager you are to gobble up my instructions and do as your told. Everyone is excited about Monday.



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As a young lady facing these temptations, I thought it would be best if you were here with a bunch of us True Christian™ men, so that we could provide guidance and teaching to you. Believe me, I have bragged to my fellow brothers how eager you are to gobble up my instructions and do as your told. Everyone is excited about Monday.
I'm sorry I won't be in town for this GAPE meeting. I've only made it to two, but I must admit they're every bit as arousing to the intellect as the Men's Prayer Circles at Pastor Zeke's!


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Default Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP - 12-28-2010, 12:49 AM

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Monday, Dec 27 @ 6:30 PM

Brother Harold Porter was kind enough to open up his modest home for this next meeting. We will be focusing on the new craze of "sexting" as well as analyze amateur cell phone videos. We will be studying this intensely as to learn how to make our town safer for our children and how we can help them avoid the trap of premarital cyberfornication.
Absolutely Reverend. Cold Duck is on ice for refreshments and the hide-a-bed is back to a sofa for seating. Can a Brother swing by Costco for a case of Kleenex? I've had a bit of a cold.

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Default Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP - 12-28-2010, 08:18 AM

@Rev. Jim Osborne The meeting was hard to swallow but it was very satisfying to help Jesus!

Getting filled with the Holy Spirit made me glow!


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Default Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP - 03-06-2011, 11:30 PM

it clearly states in the bible that lustful thinking is sinful and wrong. and whom is it who tries to make us sinful? thats right, the devil! so if you find yourself wanting to watch some pornography it is because the devil wants to watch porn as well, and is entering your body so that he can get a huge boner and warm up his sex drive so that finally he can escape and rape your daughter in which case your daughter would be unholy to not marry the devil.
see? its all just the devil trying to have his way with your daughter.


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Default Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP - 04-15-2011, 10:52 AM

I'm excited to hear that this porn is being dealt with by men who understand the horrors of pornography and are willing to suffer as they view it for hours and hours.
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Default Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP - 04-15-2011, 11:27 AM

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@Rev. Jim Osborne The meeting was hard to swallow but it was very satisfying to help Jesus!

Getting filled with the Holy Spirit made me glow!
you can watch some with me sometime, sounds like you're an expert at pointing out the hard stuff.


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Default Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP - 04-18-2011, 12:19 AM

GAPE? REALLY?
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Thumbs up Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP - 04-18-2011, 05:37 PM

Julian Lee is a good white man who does protests by himself, he is an amazing Christian.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3O5sCrnqc
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Default Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAPE) - 09-09-2011, 01:06 PM

a noble cause, you are all very brave and kind to put up with such horrors every week to keep our children safe. I will be praying for you


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