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Default Re: Valentine's Day cards for the racially challenged - 02-28-2013, 05:18 AM

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I'll work after I graduate from college, that's what my parents and I want, sorry
I'm sure you meant to say this:

I'll be on Obama's welfare after I bribe the examiner by exposing my sinful body to him in order to get the minimum passing score that gives me a GED, that's the best my shame filled parents could hope for and I wanted to do even less, I should be sorry
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Default Re: Valentine's Day cards for the racially challenged - 02-28-2013, 10:26 PM

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I'm sure you meant to say this:

I'll be on Obama's welfare after I bribe the examiner by exposing my sinful body to him in order to get the minimum passing score that gives me a GED, that's the best my shame filled parents could hope for and I wanted to do even less, I should be sorry
Don't even have to bribe the examiner anymore

In Obama(nation) USA it hurts their widdle feelings too much to fail them, so you get your certificate just for registering.

I don't even know why they bother with classes anymore.


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