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The World is in Peril in 2020. A Global Pandemic has contaminated millions of Americans, Brazilians, Swedes and even Russians. I am obviously referring to the Gay or Sodomite Pandemic that has a Spiritual Fatality Rate of 100% and despite the Best Efforts by President Trump, the Plague is spreading. Recently, it has been established that most pandemics have their origin tin the Created animal kinds, nasty beings susceptible to sin similar to the men after the Fall (Genesis 3:6).

Romans 8:22
For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now.

Our Creation Science team that has a shared IQ of >105 (sic!) has now revealed that the worst part of the Gay Plague has its origins in the Disney Studios in 1944 AND in nasty domestic fowl. Please take a look at the evidence (at your own risk)! Take a notice of the video between 20 and 40 seconds, where Donald Duck admits to being a Sodomite (Deuteronomy 23:17).


Obviously, Mr. Duck continued with his anal antics (or cloacal coitus) many many times after the incident depicted in the video with self-sodomy...



...and mammalian (rodent) bestiality...



Now, the sinners will object that the word "gay" simply meant "a happy frolicking person" during those bygone days. That is not True®. Please, take a look at exhibit B (at your own risk) - a Hollywood movie from the year 1938!


Cary Grant, a well-known sodomite just "went gay all of a sudden". OK, could this mean "happy"? It does not, as he soon admits to "sitting in 42nd Street, waiting for a bus!" This was the area where sodomite whoredoms took place in 1938. Ergo, Donald Duck knew what he was doing when he joined the gay swarm! And no-one thought about the CHILDREN! They watched the movie and now the overwhelming majority of American males have sodomite urges.

What can we do!? It is clear that God has Created homosexuals and that they are born as they are (Exodus 20:5; Proverbs 16:4)! The sodomite agenda admits this but fails to accept its consequences. Jesus clearly tells them what to do!

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and
hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.


The Sodomites should:
  • Hate their father and mother because they committed sins that was propagated to the gay offspring. As a choice by the parents.
  • Lead a miserable lonely life hating every single second of their sordid existence.
  • Get a reward in Heaven for their awful séjour on earth.
It's so simple. Donald Duck who is not related to our Godly Donald the President tried to seduce our youth. Cary Grant attempted his utmost to make everyone "go gay all of a sudden". With the help and Grace of Jesus they will fail. HATE as described in Luke 14:26 will prevail and lead the Sodomites unto the sweet fragrant bosom of Jesus Christ!

For the less literate (the females, children, sinners and other retards) we have prepared a visual aid in two Godly Images to help them understand this important piece of information provided by Creation Science™! Praise God!






Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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Default Re: The Terrible 2020 Pandemic and its Cure! - 06-04-2020, 11:37 AM

You should call these threads "explainers". As in "The Plague of 2020, Explained."
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Default Re: The Terrible 2020 Pandemic and its Cure! - 06-06-2020, 03:51 AM

Among the many things we can celebrate with this Pandemic is cancelation of "Gay Pride Weeks" from coast to coast. God has decided He has had enough of these sin-soaked events. They are done.

You "pride committees" thinking Gay Pride will fire up again in 2021, get ready for this: A 2021 pandemic with even more deaths.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Among the many things we can celebrate with this Pandemic is cancelation of "Gay Pride Weeks" from coast to coast. God has decided He has had enough of these sin-soaked events. They are done.

You "pride committees" thinking Gay Pride will fire up again in 2021, get ready for this: A 2021 pandemic with even more deaths.
Oh, hurray, hurray, hurray, dear Brother Mayor Hold! The hath had way!

I Peter 2:15 "For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men"

Gracious sakes alive, I never thought that I would live to see the day when these cursed parades would cease from happening. But, now, thanks to , that time has arrived and we shall see no more of the sort of nonsense as shown in the blasphemous video below.



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Default Re: The Terrible 2020 Pandemic and its Cure! - 06-06-2020, 02:22 PM

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Oh, hurray, hurray, hurray, dear Brother Mayor Hold! The hath had way!

I Peter 2:15 "For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men"

Gracious sakes alive, I never thought that I would live to see the day when these cursed parades would cease from happening. But, now, thanks to , that time has arrived and we shall see no more of the sort of nonsense as shown in the blasphemous video below.

Thank you Sister White. That video almost made me ill.

But, the good news keeps coming in. I've always heard a place called Fire Island was arguably the most sinful place on earth. It is a small island off the coast of Long Island, New York City. It has for years been so packed with homers and their sin it was too dangerous for Pastor Zeke to hold a come-to-Jesus rally. Thanks to God for this pandemic which has nearly shut down the entire den of sin.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/06/s...gtype=Homepage


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