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flag I am an available security guard for hire. - 06-03-2020, 06:23 PM

I figure I ought to post this since riots from angry nigras are poppin up all over the place. I’m aware of Freehold being one of the most heavily fortified towns around. As someone who respects White Christians who are the only ones who follow the teachings of White Jesus as he intended, I feel it to be my duty to offer my services at the gate if needed. I have worked for many White folk as security guards and have extensive references. I follow the rules set forth and am not afraid to use whatever paramilitary weaponry is allowed under state and federal laws if necessary (I like to say I feared for my life if it comes to it). For example, the white men I always worked for would never let me use the front door. I’d always have to go around back. This was a rule set forth for me and I never to this day ever would question it. The wages I usually work for as a security guard for the white folk are around $3.50 an hour so that’s the wage I’ll ask for if you need me as a security guard for the Freehold perimeter. Now I’m totally okay as well if my services aren’t needed, but when I woke up and prayed this mornin, the idea popped in my head. Lots of angry hoodlums out there causin destruction and I want to help my fellow man out however I can because that’s the way we live in the USA.

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Default Re: I am an available security guard for hire. - 06-03-2020, 09:16 PM

Thank you for your offer Mr. Rutherford. We in Freehold are not in need of additional security at this time.

I've heard word on the street around Freehold is that Freehold is a dangerous place for black people. We do not discriminate but for some reason Freehold has such a reputation.

I'm pleased this reputation is there, however, because riff raf do not come here. All the best to you as you pursue a career in private security.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: I am an available security guard for hire. - 06-03-2020, 09:46 PM

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Thank you for your offer Mr. Rutherford. We in Freehold are not in need of additional security at this time.

I've heard word on the street around Freehold is that Freehold is a dangerous place for black people. We do not discriminate but for some reason Freehold has such a reputation.

I'm pleased this reputation is there, however, because riff raf do not come here. All the best to you as you pursue a career in private security.
Understandable. If you nerd outer perimeter security let me know. I’d be happy to help.
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Default Re: I am an available security guard for hire. - 06-04-2020, 06:12 PM

Are you obliged to fly to Denmark, Mr. Rutherford? I am locked away in farmhouse owned by my ex-agent, Lars. He has been missing for months and I am here alone. I could use a security guard to ware off the timberwolves that lurk the estate, and you seem a good fit.


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Default Re: I am an available security guard for hire. - 06-04-2020, 08:52 PM

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Are you obliged to fly to Denmark, Mr. Rutherford? I am locked away in farmhouse owned by my ex-agent, Lars. He has been missing for months and I am here alone. I could use a security guard to ware off the timberwolves that lurk the estate, and you seem a good fit.
I would but I don’t want to be wrongfully accused of supporting the “fireburn labor riot” in St Croix in the late 1800s. I’ll educate you. A bunch of good for nothing selfish nigras started a fire riot in St Croix led by a nasty black woman named “Mary”. The danish were kind enough to settle on their savage lands and provide homes and plenty of work for them on the plantations there. Why did they riot you ask? Because they wanted to be lazy. With that sorrowful past, I hope you could see why me, who is a black man (even though I still consider me whiter than the whitest lieberals in America) would feel unsafe in Denmark. I hope I’m not shocking you by having studied a lot about the evils that the typical ungrateful godless nigra has done in the past. I was once a licensed zoologist you see. The Nigra is by far the most vicious and godless creature to habit this Earth in my opinion. Studying these riots has given me great insight to seeing how the Nigra acts in a hostile environment.


Such a filthy evil woman!

Unrelated side note: why do white people giggle whenever I said the name “Mary”? I won’t stop sayin the name of it makes white people smile but they never did tell me why they giggle.
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Default Re: I am an available security guard for hire. - 06-05-2020, 03:04 AM

Mr. Rutherford, I believe you may find some difficulty in obtaining a good security guard position at this particular time. You may style yourself White, but you are a Negroe man and Negroe men are currently stealing everything that isn't tied down and much that is. No one with any sense will be hiring Negroes as security guards for some time, but I suppose you might find someone with no sense who might hire you if you are willing to settle for that.


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Default Re: I am an available security guard for hire. - 06-05-2020, 04:20 AM

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Mr. Rutherford, I believe you may find some difficulty in obtaining a good security guard position at this particular time. You may style yourself White, but you are a Negroe man and Negroe men are currently stealing everything that isn't tied down and much that is. No one with any sense will be hiring Negroes as security guards for some time, but I suppose you might find someone with no sense who might hire you if you are willing to settle for that.
My white friends have always called me Uncle Tom if that means anything’ to you. My white friends have always said that’s why they trust me ‘cuz I’m Uncle Tom. No clue how they knew my first name though. Was wonderin’ if it had any bearing on you too. Maybe I should show my references for anyone who would be willing to hire me under correct terms. My most notable reference is Strom Thurmond. Greatest boss I ever worked for. Never gave me benefits and I wasn’t personal with him, but I was sure to let him know if any troublesome nigras were up to no good in his area. May that godly dixiecrat Rest In Peace.
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Default Re: I am an available security guard for hire. - 06-14-2020, 12:17 PM

I ask for the Almighty's blessings upon you as one inspired in my Heart by the ferocity and zeal of the Knights Templar -- that you might inherit a Warrior's Spirit, ready to wield the Sword of Christ to bring upon His Vengeance upon the faithless.

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Default Re: I am an available security guard for hire. - 06-17-2020, 07:28 PM

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I ask for the Almighty's blessings upon you as one inspired in my Heart by the ferocity and zeal of the Knights Templar -- that you might inherit a Warrior's Spirit, ready to wield the Sword of Christ to bring upon His Vengeance upon the faithless.

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Default Re: I am an available security guard for hire. - 06-19-2020, 01:21 PM

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that you might inherit a Warrior's Spirit
Have you taken up transmogrification studies? For such claims, Scriptural support is essential but warriors' spirits available to be inherited doesn't sound very likely to me. For one thing, where would they be stored?

And secondly, in order to become "warriors" wouldn't they have had to live AND BE WARRIORS at some earlier date? Then died (probably in battle, but that's immaterial) and shunted off to a waiting room to be "inherited" and resume warrior activities thereby dying again? The reference you need is going to be rather difficult to find!
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