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Trump I’m Coming Out - 02-06-2020, 10:06 AM

Coming out in favor of Donald Trump by supporting Mayor Pete. Yes, I am hopeful the democratic nominee is eventually Pete and that he chooses Rupaul as his running mate.

The result would be a Trump landslide victory (which is likely no matter who opposes him). So don’t panic if you see me wearing my Pete hat, my Pete pants, and my Pete shirt. I will shout to the rafters that I love Peter and will do my best to get him in the back door. Four more years, people! DJT is the leader for me! (Wink wink nudge nudge)


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: I’m Coming Out - 02-07-2020, 06:20 PM

Oh, how glad I am that you have given us due warning, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry. Had I been unaware, I am not sure how the shock would have affected me, otherwise.

Now, Dear, please, do be careful out there. We all know that the devil is trying his worst to take advantage of good-natured people, especially when they are the servants of the and are doing work, by preaching glorious Gospel to the lost souls of this sinful world. I mean, it's bad enough already that this Pete Buttgay is trying to infect the White House with his disgusting "lifestyle".

I Peter 5:8 "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour".

But, I also know that since you are doing the Work of the Almighty, then He shall be with you, guiding and leading you, in all that you do for .

Joshua 1:9 "Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest."

Now, as for your choice of attire for your project, I do hope that these clothing items are not overly garish, and especially not in those "day-glo" colours as shown in the photos below. We must remember the instructions as laid out in the blessed :
Ephesians 6:13-17:
13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of , that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;
16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of .

May richly bless you, dear boy.






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Jesus Re: I’m Coming Out - 02-08-2020, 12:31 AM

Oh dearest sweet Great Granny,

Just as sure as I would do anything for the Lord, I promise I will always dress appropriately and with you in mind. My attire is all in crisp dark grey with just a hint of black stripes for color. This is accented with my gray Bible cover and my Jesus at Cana bookmark you gave at my baptism. Remember just how excited I was to get it when all the other boys were getting tens and twenties? You were so thoughtful.

Vote for Pete!!!!!!! (Wink wink nudge nudge)


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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