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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-06-2020, 11:40 PM
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I am heavily disturbed and deeply offended by an image in an article about Neanderthals. Yes - the image is even more disturbing than the text [which claims the existence of some sort of proto-humans long before the Earth (and everything on it) was created by God].
Here is the image - you can bet that the "artist" who created this "reconstruction" was a whiny butthurt liberal:
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Hmmpht! Of course, the proto-human was fair-skinned, blue-eyed and strawberry blond.
The real, [read: better] humans in liberal scientists' eyes were dark-skinned Africans. And we all came from them and somehow the evil villains of history, (whites)"lost" their "natural" pigmentation.
God forbid they should have gained some valuable traits after pulling themselves up by their own bootstraps* and getting the heck away from primitive Africa. .
And just who invented boots by the way? Hint: Not dusty-footed Africans, that's for sure.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-07-2020, 01:33 AM
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Hmmpht! Of course, the proto-human was fair-skinned, blue-eyed and strawberry blond.
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Well, that goes together with the narrative of white people descending from Neanderthals -- and Neanderthals being light skinned and blue eyed due to living in ice-covered Europe (while Africa was supposedly tropical even during the so-called Ice Age). That's old news, I was offended by it last year.
What offends me now, is whose delicate Cro-Magnon features clearly were used to create the face of a cave man:
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-07-2020, 11:37 AM
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more disturbing than the text
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What's more disturbing than the text is the subtext. In order for the story to work a raft of ideas is necessary which are signalled by the use of some very specific buzz words much as a road sign informs us of things not actually on the road but which we ought to understand are going on.
In that piece I was alarmed to see how many appeared. Here are just a few to give you an idea how far these ideas have become entrenched, as they must have done, in order for them to be understood during the reading experience. - lived in many pockets of Europe for more than 300,000 years
- genetic evidence also suggests
- of the same DNA
- symbolic abilities
- important cultural ritual
- complex symbolic behaviour
- are much more evolved than
In particular these are words signifying ideas used to contradict God, to argue that what He has told us is not true, to suggest that evidence offered for His presence in the world has been refuted. It follows, such words insinuate, that unless some better evidence can be provided or completely different evidence produced there is no reason to accept God's existence at all.
In comparing different states of evolution, for example, by using a phrase like are much more evolved than we're assumed to already agree with the "fact" of evolution whether it's actually a fact or not. Christians never need to do this because we know that Jesus is real and that His ministry demonstrated the truth of His claims. Again, this stuff about symbolic abilities and important cultural rituals makes all forms of idolatry and debased activities or lewd art and fertility dances somehow acceptable – important even, elements of "culture" to be respected: dare I say admired? Yes, what God has told us so plainly is vile and should be destroyed in these phrases is overturned because (as "we" already know) the God commanding such destruction has been refuted and no new material has been offered to rehabilitate Him.
And on it goes. I don't need to provide more examples. In the secular world this subtext is everywhere but I was particularly disturbed (reading through the linked BBC piece on Neanderthals) at how insidious the language had become. How much more of this is Jesus expected to endure?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-15-2020, 11:11 AM
I'm offended how I can't seem to please the blacks with the term Negro even though they use it in a sense of prestige, like the New Negro Movement of the Harlem Renaissance or the United Negro College Fund. And yet when I use it, they want me to apologize??? Those N-words are really hard to please, huh!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-15-2020, 01:23 PM
Things really have gone too far with all the "correctness" of names.
The term "colored pencils" has now been replaced with "pencils of color".
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-01-2020, 06:41 AM
Well relatively minor on the offensive scale compared to some cases here, anyone know why the lesbo trannies feel it necessary to apprehend peculiar, vaguely male-ish sounding names such as Mackenzie, Parker, Dylan, Butch, Alex, Leo...etc. etc. It's mind boggling to me.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-14-2020, 07:53 PM
Gasoline is so ridiculously cheap but there is no place to go because all events have been canceled.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-14-2020, 10:28 PM
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Gasoline is so ridiculously cheap but there is no place to go because all events have been canceled.
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Church? BINGO? (Assuming you gamble)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-14-2020, 11:38 PM
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Church? BINGO? (Assuming you gamble)
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I am offended by your preposterous proposition. God hates gambling!
I'll just run the engine of my car in the driveway. This way I can buy the cheap gas a few more times.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-15-2020, 09:22 PM
There has been SO Much unkind, unfair criticism of Fox News lately.
They are the only news agency in the world that has Trump's back, so naturally all the demon-loving leftists are jumping on their back.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-17-2020, 03:30 PM
I recently watched Gorillas in the Mist and was offended, or dissatisfied at least. I was expecting to watch Hilary Clinton in the sauna.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-21-2020, 03:10 PM
In Christ,
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-21-2020, 08:27 PM
I have just installed an app called Uber Eats because I'm hungry, my fridge is empty (I was too busy hunting for toilet paper and ammunition to buy anything else), and local restaurants are open for take-out only. So I looked at the food delivery apps, and I chose this one because it was advertised as international, operating in many countries.
Imagine my surprise when I learned I cannot order from my favorite restaurant (which happens to be located in godless South America), nor from my second favorite restaurant (which is in godless Europe). International?! I call that false advertising.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2020, 01:58 AM
I have no doubt that the Lord will provide a way for you to get the supplies you need! God Bless!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2020, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
I have just installed an app called Uber Eats because I'm hungry, my fridge is empty (I was too busy hunting for toilet paper and ammunition to buy anything else), and local restaurants are open for take-out only. So I looked at the food delivery apps, and I chose this one because it was advertised as international, operating in many countries.
Imagine my surprise when I learned I cannot order from my favorite restaurant (which happens to be located in godless South America), nor from my second favorite restaurant (which is in godless Europe). International?! I call that false advertising.
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Hi there --
If you can wait bit, I'd be happy to ship you some homemade dung bread.
Ezekiel 4:12
And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
It may bit a wee nutty, I hope you're ain't allergic. I call it my homemade huckernickel bread.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2020, 02:51 AM
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Hi there --
If you can wait bit, I'd be happy to ship you some homemade dung bread.
Ezekiel 4:12
And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
It may bit a wee nutty, I hope you're ain't allergic. I call it my homemade huckernickel bread.
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How Christian of you, sweetie. Fear not: I prayed and God provided like He does for the birds (Matthew 6:26).
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2020, 10:08 AM
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How Christian of you, sweetie. Fear not: I prayed and God provided like He does for the birds (Matthew 6:26).
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Isn't Jesus wonderful?
Call me picky, but I wouldn't eat Ezekiel bread made with the dung of the UnSaved. Fortunately we still have power here, but if human dung is required then God will provide. We mill our own flour - so much more nutritious than shop-bought - so what with the boys' spear-fishing we are well-equipped to feed (what very often feels like) the 5,000.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-22-2020, 10:55 AM
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We mill our own flour - so much more nutritious
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And delicious! When it's crushed wheat kernels, maybe ⅕ or ⅙ the size of a grain of wheat, that's the best to eat. Yum!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-26-2020, 06:11 PM
By all those who claim that women supposedly deserved to have rights too.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-07-2020, 10:09 PM
I'm offended by tunashaming. I love a tuna salad sandwich and I feel oppressed by those who tunashame. Can I now start a riot, please?
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