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Default Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Palin - 08-08-2009, 02:37 AM

Brothers and Sistern, our Godly Sister Sarah Palin has revealed on her Facebook page that President Barack Obama (a colored person) wants to KILL Trig Palin, Sarah's retarded baby, who she DID NOT abort.

Apparently, according to Sarah, Obama is acting in accord with his Muslim upbringing and faith and has signed an intifada (انتفاضة) against retards and intends to begin his killing fields by "mulching" Trig first!

This is so terrible, and yet how typical of the way Democrats behave, when faced with a burdensome retarded baby, explains Sarah, who is beside herself with fear that, at any moment, Democratic goons will appear at her door to whisk Trig away from her loving, maternal Alaskan arms and begin the processing of Trig, as if he were just a little retarded Thanksgiving turkey. Which will FORCE Sarah to think quickly and (quite understandably) offer the Democrats Willoe's innocence, to abate their un-Christian lust, Sarah says (in not quite so many words, God Bless Her).

IF ONLY THE DEMONCRATS HADN'T APPLIED THEIR PHOTOSHOP SORCORERY TO TRIG'S PHOTOGRAPH, Sarah cries. That's when this trouble began. "It's unconsiousable to drag children into politics!"

But now Sarah has no choice but to broadcast her story everywhere: That Trig's retarded life is in jeopardy of being Obamasized, due to Democratic policy initiatives that have yet to be enacted into law, but will be. That's how very much Sarah loves our Boys In Uniform®!

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Default Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal - 08-08-2009, 02:44 AM

I believe Sister Sarah also voiced her concern over her parents being brought before Obamanation's Death Panel to decide whether they should be made into soylent green in the new FEMA camps being set up.

Frightening times we are living in, Brothers and Sisters.


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Default Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal - 08-08-2009, 01:51 PM

Despite the fact that Sarah is a quitter, that is no excuse to mulch that poor creature she brought into the world. When will the mudslimes just go away ?




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Default Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal - 08-08-2009, 11:32 PM

It's no secret that socialized medicine will lead to bureaucratic death-juries that will decide whether a person in need of care should get it or not. As a small government Conservative like Sarah Palin this idea enrages me to no end. These death-juries should be privately-owned by big businesses. I would much rather have an M.B.A.-holding corporate hack deciding whether or not I should live or die rather than some government lacky that should be in a cave in some Washington office. Let the free market decide whether someone should live or die-- that's what I believe.
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Default Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal - 08-09-2009, 06:24 AM

Calling all Iraqi war veterans...now is the time to make your voice heard. Snail mail, email, fax, and/or call your congressman today. Tell him in no uncertain terms:

I WANT TO GUVMINT TO KEEP ITS THIEVING COTTON-PICKIN' HANDS OFF OF MY VA HEALTH CARE!

Next thing you know, the Obama guvmint is gonna take over social security and medicare.

Makes me sick to think about it.

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Default Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal - 08-10-2009, 04:56 PM

Sarah should call in to Rush Limbaugh and let this outrage become more well known to the general public.

She can point out how much more valuable Trig is as a foot stool than being sent to the Alpo factory.


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Default Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal - 08-11-2009, 03:19 AM

It's not Obamacare. It's OBAMACIDE!


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Default Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal - 08-13-2009, 01:52 AM

Putting our elderly and mentally handicapped before a death panel to decide their fate is barbaric and un-American! I stand with Sarah Palin when I say that I would much rather see these people shot at from helicopters!
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Default Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal - 08-13-2009, 04:08 AM

Kinda reminds you of Nazi Germany. Obama and his jack-booted health care. death squad thugs what to rip Trigg out of Sister Sarah's arms and toss him in the air only to land on their bayonets.




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Default Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal - 08-13-2009, 04:20 AM

I am of two minds concerning this.

I surely want to see Obama thwarted at every turn,


however,

I have the greatest difficulty imaging how God could have ever breathed a living soul from His mighty Nostrils into that defective infant abomination, Trig.



I must pray on this.


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Default Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal - 08-13-2009, 04:21 AM

Personally, I called them the Obamastappo.
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Default Re: Don't let Obama KILL Trig, my retarded baby, pleads Sarah Pal - 08-14-2009, 01:42 AM

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I have the greatest difficulty imaging how God could have ever breathed a living soul from His mighty Nostrils into that defective infant abomination, Trig.
I have prayed long and hard on this myself, Mr. Metatron.

It has occurred to me that perhaps, once in a while, God sneezes. That would explain why "people" like Trig and Michael Moore have snot for brains!


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