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Trump Donald Trump's Scientific Breakthrough: The Moon Is Part of Mars! - 06-08-2019, 05:25 AM



Once again, President Donald Trump proves that you don't require academic education in physics or astrology to become the expert in Biblical Cosmology. While atheist paraphiliacs claim that the Sun is the center of the Universe () and that planets and stars circumnavigate it in epicycles or crystal spheres, President Trump knows better!
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In a tweet, Trump criticised his own administration's space policy, firing a shot at Nasa for talking about returning to the moon.

"For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon - We did that 50 years ago," he wrote.

"They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!"



Several pivotal principles are proven here:
1. The best way to unravel the mysteries of space is to pray and contemplate and use the Godly intuition of a certified alpha Male.
2. The only way the Moon and Mars could be parts of one another is that they are exactly the same distance from Earth This can only happen if the Firmament (Genesis 1:6) is an actual solid spherical (semi-) structure over the Earth's disk. This means that the Bible is, once again, correct. Mars is much closer than we think and during ancient times parts of it touched the ground and you could visit is easily!
Acts 17:22
Then Paul stood in the midst of
Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious.
3. This means that the astrological theory of President Trump is much more than a theory. It is exactly as reliable as Jesus' Birth, Death and Resurrection, as real as Noah's Flood, as certain as Judas' parallel deaths by hanging and gut-bursting. God bless President Trump!
Yours in Christ,

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