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Thumbs down GOD HATES Prehistoric Petting Zoos! Just say no to cuddly clones! - 01-18-2019, 08:02 PM

Praise be to the LORD for smiting the nerds with poor persuasion skills. Every time they want to play God with some infernal invention, or devil-whispered "discovery", they fail to communicate because they don't understand what important people pay attention to.

Like with Climate Change, they talk about Bangladesh ending up underwater, as if anyone cares what happens over there. They might have gotten important people's attention if they had talked about luxury beach resorts having to move inland to the slummier parts of the islands. Here they are talking about California beaches being lost, but everybody knows we'll lose California to Mexico long before we lose it to the ocean.

I worry that Cloning will be coming up next, but thankfully the nerds can only talk about cure for cancer this and ending poverty that. If they had talked about a Prehistoric Petting Zoo filled with cuddly cloned creatures, they might get somewhere. Then before you know it cloned pets will become the next thing every middle-class family has to have.

Right now the west's most potent political force is the tireless fury of empty-nest crazy cat ladies - what happens when we end up with crazy mammoth ladies?



We all know how every spoiled girl wants a pony. That's because they haven't ridden one of these yet.



The next women's march could be a women's flyby - though men will be needed to clean up the birdpoop afterwards, of course.

And don't even get me started on those little horses the size of dogs - I can almost hear their little hooves galloping around the house - but I must reject the science-nerds and their unholy desire to play God.

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Jesus Re: GOD HATES Prehistoric Petting Zoos! Just say no to cuddly clones! - 01-18-2019, 09:07 PM

Haven't these people ever seen the film Jurassic Park? Even the liberal Jew Steven Spielberg agrees that it's a bad idea. In the film, dinosaurs and other antediluvian monsters run amok and kill the atheist Darwinists who resurrected them. The message is clear: God will not be mocked!


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Default Re: GOD HATES Prehistoric Petting Zoos! Just say no to cuddly clones! - 01-20-2019, 06:00 PM

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I worry that Cloning will be coming up next, but thankfully the nerds can only talk about cure for cancer this and ending poverty that.
Supporting evidence: the Chinese just used genetic-modification to cure AIDS, the one disease that is most obviously God's Will. And of course everyone is condemning them for it - except the AIDS-smitten themselves, but of course nobody cares that they think.

Imagine if instead the scientists had instead used genetic modification to create triple-breasted porn-starlets (or...Well, use your imagination here, maybe men with penis-antlers? No wait DON'T use your imagination here!)

Ever wonder why all new technologies are used for porn? It's not because porn is very high in demand, it's just that pornographers are the only people who can't be shamed and guilt-tripped out of using new technology.

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Default Re: GOD HATES Prehistoric Petting Zoos! Just say no to cuddly clones! - 01-20-2019, 06:14 PM

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Supporting evidence: the Chinese just used genetic-modification to cure AIDS
Brother Jeb, that article says they are creating crisper babies and that this can cause mutations. Whatever being crisper means - and it sounds like some sort of mutation in itself! - I don't see how it would cure them of the Aids.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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I don't see how it would cure them of the Aids.
"...a team at the Southern University of Science and Technology, in Shenzhen, has been recruiting couples in an effort to create the first gene-edited babies. They planned to eliminate a gene called CCR5 in hopes of rendering the offspring resistant to HIV, smallpox, and cholera."
HIV, standing for His Inescapable Vengeance, is another way to say AIDS.
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Exclamation Re: GOD HATES Prehistoric Petting Zoos! Just say no to cuddly clones! - 01-20-2019, 07:12 PM

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another way to say AIDS.
My favorite is GRID (Gay-related Immune Deficiency), which was the original term used by doctors until the Gay Mafia threw a tantrum and made them change it. It is far more accurate and informative than calling it the AIDS. "Gay Plague" works very well too, in a non-technical context.


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Default Re: GOD HATES Prehistoric Petting Zoos! Just say no to cuddly clones! - 01-20-2019, 07:40 PM

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"...a team at the Southern University of Science and Technology, in Shenzhen, has been recruiting couples in an effort to create the first gene-edited babies. They planned to eliminate a gene called CCR5 in hopes of rendering the offspring resistant to HIV, smallpox, and cholera."
HIV, standing for His Inescapable Vengeance, is another way to say AIDS.
Oh, now I see. Thank you, Brother. I'm afraid I didn't read beyond the "Crisper" headline. Other ladies who have borne children will understand why the thought of that giving birth to something crisper filled me with such horror. I have little sympathy for Chink women, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone!

So what they are effectively planning is to create something like pre-vaccinated babies? Such Godless hubris, attempting to interfere with His Holy Will! But on a lighter note, there's nowhere quite like China, is there? Where else would "scientists" bother about smallpox, which was certified as eradicated almost 40 years ago - before I was even born!


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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