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Default Ingratitude. - 11-06-2019, 12:16 PM

1Tm:5:17: Let the elders that rule well be counted worthy of double honour, especially they who labour in the word and doctrine.
1Tm:5:18: For the scripture saith, Thou shalt not muzzle the ox that treadeth out the corn. And, The labourer is worthy of his reward.



I’ve been rather busy recently preaching the word and then fighting a court battle over preaching the word.

There is some irony in being invited to speak to a gathering and then their getting upset when you do. I see it in much the same way as a woman who goes out to buy a coat, buys a red one and then, when she’s home, she decides that she wanted the green one. The whole episode is entirely of her making and nothing to do with the shop owner. Now we can expect this sort of irrational behavior from women, but when the Farfield Business Association makes a decision, you hardly expect that they will change their mind. Businessmen stick to their deals.

Anyway – to the point.

The Pastors at Landover have in their contract a clause appointing Pastor Zeke as their agent, and so it was that I was scheduled to speak to the Farfield Business Association for a fee (I was to receive 75% of whatever Pastor Zeke told me the fee was, which is very generous of him seeing how much work he puts in.) The idea was they would benefit from a true reading of the Scriptures and application of God’s Word.

At the venue, they had mounted a pulpit on a dais, so I strode up, viewed my congregation and asked, “Do you know what I am going to say?” To my astonishment they replied that they didn’t!
I told them that I had no desire to speak to people who didn't even know what I was talking about and left.

Apparently, there was some decent Christian embarrassment left in the Farfield Business Association and later that evening, Zeke told me that they were sorry and that they wanted me back the next evening.

Again I mounted the pulpit and asked the same question. This time they all shouted “Yes!” To be frank, I was quite amazed and announced that as they already knew what I was going to say, I wouldn’t waste any more of their valuable time and left.

When I got back to Landover, Zeke was most annoyed at the disrespectful way that the Farfield Business Association had behaved. He went so far to say that he expected more of people who were supposed to be secular leaders. He asked me to try one more time.

Once again I asked the same question – “Do you know what I am going to say?

The deceptiveness of the Farfield Business Association can be judged by the fact that there must have been collusion because half of them answered "yes" and the other half said "no". So I said "Then the half who know what I am going to say should tell the other half", and left.

Zeke billed them for three visits (He was generous enough to give the “block-booking discount of 5%) and the heathens refused to pay!

Fortunately, the Landover speakers’ contract insists that all disputes must be resolved in Landover’s court, and so the matter was resolved in Landover’s favour plus costs, plus expenses, etc.

The Law is “Lu:9:5: And whosoever will not receive you, when ye go out of that city, shake off the very dust from your feet for a testimony against them.”




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Default Re: Ingratitude. - 11-06-2019, 03:23 PM

Greetings!

If there is a fee involved I would like to make myself available for speaking appointments as well. White people are always made interested by the lilting sound of my West Indies accent. I am from Jamaica and my accent is Jamaican but white people can't tell the difference between a Jamaican and a Black man from the Bahamas so we just say West Indies because it sounds so tropical and far away. Also I am very attractive due to my well kept dreads which are oiled with coconut oil daily and washed every week and also for my large and perfect white teeth which shine brightly from my Black face. Many white people would probably like to hear me speak and I am well versed in many topics. I can speak at length on white racism against people of color, the crimes of Babylon, when to add the bat guano to the Lamb's Bread and many other topics of interest to white people.

Pastor Ezekiel Flint will not speak to me excepting those times he wishes to rebuke I but if Pastor Ezekiel Bathfire or some other of you good Baptist people would deal with the arrangements I would be happy to share the fee and possibly even a large spliff which will illuminate the slavish mentality.

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Default Re: Ingratitude. - 11-06-2019, 04:05 PM

Is there no end to the duplicity and trickery of the secular community?

No doubt, they were democrats through and through. They probably objected to paying because their communist agenda requires that everything be given away for free.


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Default Re: Ingratitude. - 11-06-2019, 05:28 PM

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If there is a fee involved I would like to make myself available for speaking appointments as well.
1 Timothy 6:10 to be: For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
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If, by the intervention of God Himself, any consideration were to be given to your having anything to do with Landover's mission, it would be as a dumb example of the "before" in the Before and After Salvation Sermon.

Although... Hmmm... In the middle of one of my sermons, you could walk through the congregation, spitting out watermelon seed and groping white women. I could call upon God to strike you dead. It'd all be an allegory of course... I will speak with Zeke.
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Perhaps I won't speak with Zeke.




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Jesus Re: Ingratitude. - 11-06-2019, 07:22 PM

Brother Bathfire, as a member in good standing of the Christian Faith® I am ashamed for mankind. So called Christians, flip flopping around like fish out of water on a Friday night. I hope you got reimbursed for both talks you gave.


These misguided people have no idea the power of Christian beliefs are. Even a simple gaze from a Pastor shares a Divine message. I know when I am in the Crystal Cathedral in LBC, the thousands and thousands of members all sitting there dressed appropriately, on the edge of the pews listening to Pastor Ezekiel giving his sermon, and his eyes fall upon me. Wow! I feel like God came on me in an eruption of glory!


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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