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Default God has sent His only begotten Son - 12-24-2019, 06:58 PM

Christians! This is the day before the most exciting and world shaking event to take place since the Creation over six thousand years ago and it has been scarcely two thousand years since it happened. I speak of the birth of the Son of God, Jesus Christ.

Today, as our neighbors bring gifts of cookies and fudge, let us take this day to remind our friendly neighbors that He has come and He has died for their sins, that they may live in America, which He made possible, and enjoy the fruits of His love. They will be grateful for this reminder and many will hurry away, feigning a sudden rememberance of something they had to do, so that they too can spread the good news.

Merry Christmas to all and God Bless!


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Default Re: God has sent His only begotten Son - 12-25-2019, 04:43 PM

I hope everyone has a miserable Chrsitmas. This is not a riding of joy. I intend to spend it sitting by my window, placid in righteousness. Quit that noise making, now.


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Default Re: God has sent His only begotten Son - 12-25-2019, 05:02 PM

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I hope everyone has a miserable Chrsitmas. This is not a riding of joy. I intend to spend it sitting by my window, placid in righteousness. Quit that noise making, now.
Oh, my stars, Miss Brent! Was someone a naughty girl and woke up to find nothing in her stocking from "Santa", other than a lump of coal? Dear, please turn that frown upside down and remember that this day is about the Birth of the Blessed , . Surely He can change your countenance and put a song in your heart on this glorious day!

Wishing you the very best for a happy, Merry mas, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. I do hope that the attached musical selection will bring some true joy to your heart.





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Default Re: God has sent His only begotten Son - 12-26-2019, 07:54 PM

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Surely He can change your countenance and put a song in your heart on this glorious day!


Dear Bella, this was the song of choice yesterday. I had set my gramophone to loop, all day....Do you like Chopin, dear?




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Dear Bella, this was the song of choice yesterday. I had set my gramophone to loop, all day....Do you like Chopin, dear?

Oh, dear Miss Brent: Well, yes, I do like the music of Chopin but, I must say, your choice of that piece of music on what should have been a happy day ("Merry" mas) has me a bit perplexed.

Might I share a bit of the with you, as it pertains to the gift of music that has been given to us by Almighty:

Psalm 150:1-6:
1 Praise ye the Lord. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power.
2 Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness.
3 Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp.
4 Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.
5 Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals.
6 Let every thing that hath breath praise the Lord. Praise ye the Lord.

Now, then, rather than listening to dreary funeral-like music (and having it affect you in such a state), I suggest, wholeheartedly, that you set your mind on something that is more inspiring, such as a triumphant, victorious musical selection. And do give praise to for the blessed of only Son!

A blessed day to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.





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Default Re: God has sent His only begotten Son - 12-26-2019, 10:07 PM

Chopin was a Polak who pretended to be French (why would anyone do that?) and had a boyfriend called George who was some sort of trannie, though who knows in which direction? It really makes no difference as Deuteronomy 22:5 tells us.

These people disgust me.


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Default Re: God has sent His only begotten Son - 12-26-2019, 10:36 PM

Hello dear, you are from England too? May I ask how your garden has become vermon infested and ill kempt? These are troubling times Ms Vutton-Husey, we must be Englishwoman, and strong. Come to my flat dear, I have a secret that will keep aphids off your christmas flowers.


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Default Re: God has sent His only begotten Son - 12-27-2019, 01:59 AM

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Emily, it is quite clear that something is amiss in your head. A demon has you at the very least, possibly even Satan.


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Chopin was a Polak who pretended to be French (why would anyone do that?) and had a boyfriend called George who was some sort of trannie, though who knows in which direction? It really makes no difference as Deuteronomy 22:5 tells us. These people disgust me.
Oh, my heavenly stars, dear Sister Joanna! Thank you so very much for this very pertinent information. Truly, I had no idea of any of that personal stuff about Mr. Chopin. Apart from the fact that he was Polak (and most likely a devout, statue-worshiping, cracker-munching Cathyolick), I must admit that I know very little about him.

You see, my sister (Agatha) is not quite what one would call a , and it is through her that I know of his music. Aggie taught piano lessons at one time, and when she lived in that bound Canada, she was teaching at their music "royal conservatory" (whatever that is.) So, I used to hear her practising her lessons constantly when we were growing up together, and I did like some of the Polak's music that she played. But, this other shocking news has put me right off his music altogether. I'm afraid that, from now on, I shall be back to listening to my beloved, golden-voiced Dale Evans -- thanks to you!

A blessed evening to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.





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Chopin was a Polak who pretended to be French (why would anyone do that?) and had a boyfriend called George who was some sort of trannie, though who knows in which direction? It really makes no difference as Deuteronomy 22:5 tells us.

These people disgust me.
You are correct sister Lytton-Vasey, Chopin lived in sin with the notorious French novelist George Sand, who by today's standards was either a transgender or "identified" as being a man - which leaves Chopin as being a homer.

Landover Baptist University music history professors speculate that Chopin wrote that piece while contemplating his eternal domicile.


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