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Re: I LAUGH!! -
04-10-2008, 08:43 PM
there is absolutely no anger in my posts and there never has been or will be, you people do not anger me just disturb me, i excersize often, i practice deep breathing daily, and meditate daily as well... i speak old english fluently as well and my father owned the bible that you speak of and i read it... three times
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04-10-2008, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Cecil_Widowmaker
there is absolutely no anger in my posts and there never has been or will be, you people do not anger me just disturb me, i excersize often, i practice deep breathing daily, and meditate daily as well... i speak old english fluently as well and my father owned the bible that you speak of and i read it... three times
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You should read it again, because I don't think you fully understand the relevance it has on your life, son...
A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
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04-10-2008, 08:47 PM
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What about rape, murder, child molestation, theft, stabbing people...those things are ok?
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and yet you still do not answer my questions... why is it that you worship an angry god? and no we do not condone those things... we beleive in the rule of three... anything you do comes back threefold, three times bad and three times good
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04-10-2008, 08:50 PM
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You should read it again, because I don't think you fully understand the relevance it has on your life, son...
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i would not read it again even with a court order... your religion has filled me with more pain than i can measure... and do not call me son, we have never met and i do hope that it stays that way
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Re: I LAUGH!! -
04-10-2008, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Cecil_Widowmaker
and yet you still do not answer my questions... why is it that you worship an angry god?
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Does this God sound angry to you...
Hebrews 13:5 Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.
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04-10-2008, 09:06 PM
you use scripture to rebuke me but the rest of what is said on this forum, speaks for itself, your god is angry and hateful, and you dont want to admit it... yes?
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04-10-2008, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Cecil_Widowmaker
you use scripture to rebuke me but the rest of what is said on this forum, speaks for itself, your god is angry and hateful, and you dont want to admit it... yes?
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God is just. God is not merely our God, He is the Creator of the Universe and all that is in it, He is thus everyone's God - there are no others. He has anger and love. He is angry with you, His love is otherwise untainted. His ways are ineffable but His purpose in those ways is always for the good.
We will guide you in your search for knowledge. However, as unpleasant as it is to us personally, if God says we must rebuke the sinner, then do that we must, for it His Law.
You are a sinner because you deny God.
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So I talked to Goddess today. She wanted me to tell you all this. See, people like us (sensitives, Grey, 'kin, witches, etc) are the chosen ones. We are the ones who are destined to changed the fate of the world (tell me something I don't know!) and that we have to use our powers of reason and intuition to help shape the earth. Problem is, there are lots of STUPID people on the planet. She's a pretty awesome Goddess, so she knew she would have to give us a bit of a mental workout to get us into shape. […]I invite any of you seeds of temptation to prove me wrong, for I know the one true path, and Jesus was created solely as a construct to test my faith.
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Stylistically, the above is poor – it is transparently a half-hearted attempt at ridicule – it has no intellectual merit at all and lacks humor and satire - there is nothing new in it and what is old is worn out. It is so poor, the answer to the challenge to disprove it lies within the paragraph itself.
I suspect you are one of those people whose have severely overestimated their own worth and reasoning powers. Do not feel offended son, many like you come here. Jesus directs their mouse to click upon Landover - it is God Himself Who brought you to this place.
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04-10-2008, 09:58 PM
i have complete understanding of my reasoning powers... according to the other forum i talk on... http://freedomthoughts.freeforums.org it is both amusing and logical... you only consider it that way because it conflicts with your beliefs... i understand human logic quite well as I am a Teleempath (i sense the emotions of others) and i have encountered quite a bit in life...
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04-10-2008, 10:02 PM
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[...]I am a Teleempath [...]
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Of course you are son, of course you are... That is a treatable (but not notifiable) illness - you are possessed of demons, guided by the handmaidens of the serpent himself.
Delusions can often hinder a person in securing a better life - The Bible is for you.
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04-10-2008, 10:07 PM
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Of course you are son, of course you are... That is a treatable (but not notifiable) illness - you are possessed of demons, guided by the handmaidens of the serpent himself.
Delusions can often hinder a person in securing a better life - The Bible is for you.
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im pretty sure helping people is not being possessed by demons... it is now a widely excepted beleif by science that telepathic abilities exist... in everybody... it just takes training. i have stopped people from commiting suicide because of my gift, because i sensed their emotions and talked them out of it
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04-10-2008, 10:12 PM
Recognize any recent posts? I don't recognize any truth in it.
Why don't you ask a question?
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Re: I LAUGH!! -
04-10-2008, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Cecil_Widowmaker
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And here's what the little weasel has to say about us on his forum. What do you have to say about this Mr. Self-righteous? You don't seem like a very nice person...
Cecil_Widowmaker
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:24 pm Post subject: im antagonizing them... they do not seem to be able to answer questions about their faith very well
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Re: I LAUGH!! -
04-10-2008, 10:20 PM
im not being self-righteous... im saying what i beleive... i notice that you automatically jumped to the post about you... i actually say you should join, please give us your sides... we need more people to both speak with and rebuke us with their opinions... im not a nice person to those who are mean to me for they have no right to kindness,
i have asked why you worship a god that condones all which is enjoyable in this world, and why you say that in the bible fornicators will go to hell yet you have a dating section?
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Re: I LAUGH!! -
04-10-2008, 10:32 PM
i apologise... it was fun arguing with you but i must take my leave... il be on tomorrow though
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Re: I LAUGH!! -
04-10-2008, 10:44 PM
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i apologise... it was fun arguing with you but i must take my leave... il be on tomorrow though
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Great, we love it when people come on and then make fun of us behind our backs. Hey, why don't you make a website where you can mock the hell out of fundamentalist Christians? That would probably seem like a cool thing to do for a sick, insensitive prick like yourself.
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Re: I LAUGH!! -
04-10-2008, 10:56 PM
That sounds like a lot of work and a waste of time? Who would do that and risk eternal damnation?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: I LAUGH!! -
04-29-2008, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Deaner
Oh, I see...she's a goddess that turned herself male so she could impregnate Mary and create the false religion of Christianity. Then she turned herself back into a female again and started telling the Christians how wrong they are when she created them in the first place. What kind of sick freak do you worship?
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god slaughtered thousands of babies... enough said i think
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Re: I LAUGH!! -
04-29-2008, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by dave-uk
god slaughtered thousands of babies... enough said i think
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Obviously not friend, do you hate God or what else ails you? Are you new here, what your favorite Bible verse?
Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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