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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN -
11-21-2021, 02:00 AM
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That's the crack cocaine kicking in little buddy, hold on tight. We'll be here for you when you come back down.
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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN -
11-21-2021, 02:02 AM
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That's the crack cocaine kicking in buddy, hold on tight. We'll be here for you when you come back down.
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Is that what it causes this poor child's erratic behavior?
I'd never know, I've only been high on Jesus.
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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN -
11-21-2021, 02:03 AM
Oh, my. I had not considered that there might be drugs involved. I was assuming simple ignorance.
My apologies.
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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN -
11-21-2021, 02:04 AM
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Oh, my. I had not considered that there might be drugs involved. I was assuming simple ignorance.
My apologies.
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You know what they say, Sister, ignorance is curable, but stupidity is not.
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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN -
11-21-2021, 02:05 AM
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Is that what it causes this poor child's erratic behavior?
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I'm no doctor (only a PhD ) but it's either drugs or demons. Only a Pastor can help if it's demons - so let's hope it's drugs. For his sake.
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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN -
11-21-2021, 02:05 AM
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Oh, my. I had not considered that there might be drugs involved. I was assuming simple ignorance.
My apologies.
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He's either on illicit drugs or forgot to take his prescribed drugs. Either way, he may be receptive to God's message once the drugs wear off/kick in.
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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO [[CHRISTIAN]] -
11-21-2021, 02:06 AM
THAT IS HOW I [[Speak]] MA'AM.
YOU DON'T NEED [[Spamton G. Spamton]] TO TAKE AWAY THE [[specil]] DEAL ME AND YOU HAVE GOING, [[handmaiden]].
HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, [[Make Money, Not War]]!
HOW'S AN INNOCENT GUY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [[Rip People Off]]
WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [[Beating People Up]],
[[Spitting]] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [[Face]],
[[Stomping]] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [[Noses]],
AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?
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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN -
11-21-2021, 02:08 AM
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He's either on illicit drugs or forgot to take his prescribed drugs. Either way, he may be receptive to God's message once the drugs wear off/kick in.
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An astute observation, Brother Lukes. My heart does sorrow for him. One hopes he won't have too difficult a time this night.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN -
11-21-2021, 02:11 AM
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An astute observation, Brother Lukes. My heart does sorrow for him. One hopes he won't have too difficult a time this night.
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Alas I suspect many of his nights pass much like this. I will light a candle for him.
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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN -
11-21-2021, 02:12 AM
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An astute observation, Brother Lukes. My heart does sorrow for him. One hopes he won't have too difficult a time this night.
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Christ had several difficult nights on the cross for this guy's sins, so my sympathy is limited. But in the span of a couple hours he's gone from South Park to full-blown Dada. Whatever drugs he's on and shouldn't be or should be but isn't, the effect seems to be multiplying.
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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO [[CHRISTIAN]] -
11-21-2021, 02:18 AM
HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...
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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN -
11-21-2021, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
But in the span of a couple hours he's gone from South Park to full-blown Dada. Whatever drugs he's on and shouldn't be or should be but isn't, the effect seems to be multiplying.
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Good point, Brother.
Would it be worth it to put this poor soul on my prayer list? I'm reluctant to do so, as I wonder if the cretinism (as you nicely put it "full-blown Dada") stage might be permanent?...
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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN -
11-21-2021, 02:24 AM
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Good point, Brother.
Would it be worth it to put this poor soul on my prayer list? I'm reluctant to do so, as I wonder if the cretinism (as you nicely put it "full-blown Dada") stage might be permanent?...
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Given his continued descent into a realm far removed from reality, it may be just as well to place him in Jesus' hands.
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YOU ARE ALL [[ARRESTED]] FOR BEING TOO [[CHRISTIAN]] -
11-21-2021, 02:29 AM
HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...
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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN -
11-21-2021, 02:34 AM
There but for the grace of God go us all. Praise Him that we are not ravening maniacs like this poor lost soul, but are saved and will have eternal life in the kingdom of Heaven.
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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN -
11-21-2021, 02:38 AM
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There but for the grace of God go us all. Praise Him that we are not ravening maniacs like this poor lost soul, but are saved and will have eternal life in the kingdom of Heaven.
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Brother Lukes you deserve a medal for the kindness you've shown our sick guest. So sick this one. I hope he has the wits to set Alan Jackson on loop before the next cycle kicks in. I think I've seen it before, the waves come in 700 second bursts. I thought there was a glimmer, but no.
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11-21-2021, 02:39 AM
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11-21-2021, 02:50 AM
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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN -
11-21-2021, 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Brother Lukes you deserve a medal for the kindness you've shown our sick guest. So sick this one. I hope he has the wits to set Alan Jackson on loop before the next cycle kicks in. I think I've seen it before, the waves come in 700 second bursts. I thought there was a glimmer, but no.
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Now I can see too, that there is no hope.
This user is described as having lost his male member in some kind of noodle soup accident (don't ask, don't tell) - so now we know there's no Salvation for him:
Deuternomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
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Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN -
11-21-2021, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Now I can see too, that there is no hope.
This user is described as having lost his male member in some kind of noodle soup accident (don't ask, don't tell) - so now we know there's no Salvation for him:
Deuternomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
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Do I sense The Holy Spirit at work here in this trying ordeal?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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