[Bob4God]

Attention noobs and unsaved trash:

No doubt you find yourself very clever when you register on a humble Christian web forum and attempt to shock us with your tired internet memes, or even attempt to pass them off as your own talking points.

Perhaps you're here to argue that our GOD promised to eradicate evil, and your god Thor promised to eradicate ice giants. We don't see any ice giants around now, do we, so obviously Christianity is false...

Or maybe you are here to misrepresent Christianity in a way that makes it look ridiculous with a block of text rambling on about telepathically pledging allegiance to a Jewish zombie who was his own father.

If this sounds like the kind of boneheaded prank you're here to play, please take a number behind these mormons who are ever so clever and original:

Oh_my_the_wichisdead
jennabenna
Brother_hippo
Joel
Adam Weishaupt
Christiananddefendingothersfaiths
darkflame
ACdestinydream
InvisiblePinkUnicorn
Ray Comfort

Christian Brothers and Sisters, I heartily encourage you to track down all the meme copy/pastes you can find, and report them here for proper shaming and rebuke.

[Bobby-Joe]

At lest we have some central location to mock these posers before banning them from the forum for spaming.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

If that atheist trollers only read the forum, they'd know it is useless to try to bring us from the only real religion. They just don't understand that unless a fact comes from the KJV, it isn't a fact, but some stories to frighten people into anal sex.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by LBC loving Dutchmen

If that atheist trollers only read the forum, they'd know it is useless to try to bring us from the only real religion. They just don't understand that unless a fact comes from the KJV, it isn't a fact, but some stories to frighten people into anal sex.

Anal sex, like all forms of paganism, is just a fear tactic to scare heterosexual couples into becoming Muslim, which would ruin the originally American and Christian institution we know of as marriage. Mostly, anal sex is nothing more than a campaign of subliminal messages planted by teenaged LaVey worshipers who want to molest other children out of reverence for the Catholic Church.

When will it all end?? Jesus, come quickly.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

Christian Brothers and Sisters, I heartily encourage you to track down all the meme copy/pastes you can find, and report them here for proper shaming and rebuke.

Brother, a search of the forum for "Epicurus" will bring about probably several hundred copy-pastes of the so-called "problem of evil":



Now, this is a legitimate problem for false Christians and others who have made up an omnibenevolent (all-loving) god for themselves to worship.

Their made-up god usually agrees with them on, oh, everything. Like who THEY think should be kept safe, and who THEY think should be killed in war, and who THEY think should be healthy, and who THEY think should be smitten with cancer or AIDS.

However, Epicurus didn't know Yahweh, the One True God. He is not omnibenevolent; that concept is not even suggested in the Bible.

Fact is, God hates lots of people. Most people, even!

Ecclesiastes 9:5 tells us that when we are dead, we are unknowing. We don't even experience oblivion, because we'd have to be in a knowing state to experience it!

But Revelation 20-22 tells us about Judgment. God will resurrect ALL the dead, including sinners, nonbelievers, and everybody, into immortal bodies! Isn't that great?

Then He will cast all who did not obey Him in life into His Lake of Fire, Hell, where He will burn them alive for all eternity.

Does that sound like "love" to you?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I notice you list Ray Cumbucket up there. Why don't we put the offenses here in this thread, instead of a bunch of links that are just usernames?

Ray Cumbucket said:

Originally Posted by Ray Cumbucket

Christianity:

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense right?

Of course, every Christian knows that Jesus was not a Jew.

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

I notice you list Ray Cumbucket up there. Why don't we put the offenses here in this thread, instead of a bunch of links that are just usernames?

Ray Cumbucket said:

That's a fine idea, brother.

Let's not forget to keep our eyes peeled for the yawn-fest that is the tired old "ice giants" meme!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

That's a fine idea, brother.

Let's not forget to keep our eyes peeled for the yawn-fest that is the tired old "ice giants" meme!

I can't stand the way the unsaved trash are constantly invoking anal sex like it is some sort of mantra. I'm going to start giving out infractions when unsaved trash start making innuendos about my rectum.

[Bob4God]

This memetard shits out colorful pictures with big font he has amassed on his computer like so many dust bunnies.

[Mary Etheldreda]

This dope posted Epicucus without the meme image, in hopes we've never heard that before!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Let's add lochnersm to the list of Epicurisphiles.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Adding Archangel Michael to the list!