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Default Re: Now is the time to fight for the return of the Witchcraft Act 1785! - 06-27-2012, 08:47 AM
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Are you having some kind of a fit?

Get thee HENCE, satan!
No.I not having some kind of a fit
It is truth,don´t threatn to me
I not satan
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Default Re: Now is the time to fight for the return of the Witchcraft Act 1785! - 06-27-2012, 09:25 AM
I think I know what is going on here, Brother.

Croats are a very tall people (so they can run fast, from the Serbs) and this means their hearts have to pump blood higher to get to their brain. Now your normal Croat spends most of his time on his back, lazing around to maintain the level of blood flow to the brainular region.

This being the case, only their women can work (on their backs). This makes the men folk very uppity and bolshy (from their Soviet heritage) and they feel the need to come to our little piece of God's creation and spout vile hatred and venomous hate.

It's really sad that they cannot find God and be saved from a life of prostitution or poverty by being washed in the sweet blood of the Lamb.

Glory!

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Now is the time to fight for the return of the Witchcraft Act 1785! - 06-27-2012, 10:22 AM
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I think I know what is going on here, Brother.

Croats are a very tall people (so they can run fast, from the Serbs) and this means their hearts have to pump blood higher to get to their brain. Now your normal Croat spends most of his time on his back, lazing around to maintain the level of blood flow to the brainular region.

This being the case, only their women can work (on their backs). This makes the men folk very uppity and bolshy (from their Soviet heritage) and they feel the need to come to our little piece of God's creation and spout vile hatred and venomous hate.

It's really sad that they cannot find God and be saved from a life of prostitution or poverty by being washed in the sweet blood of the Lamb.

Glory!
We aren´t runing from enybody(we saw who rund in Operacion Storm)
We are hardworking pepole
you probobly mistuk as for pepole from moneenegro
We don´t have Soviet heritage,actuly we are acuzed for bing ustase,but we arent ustase,there are individualsbut
we are democrstian and liberal orentacion
we defended europefrommuslimans
http://http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_i2p...0/ferdo_ac.jpg
clic at this link to see picture
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That link was a bit dodge so here's the picture
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Default Re: Now is the time to fight for the return of the Witchcraft Act 1785! - 06-27-2012, 12:46 PM
That link was a bit dodge so here's the picture


I was reminded of that beautiful passage from Judges 5
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