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Unhappy Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 04-20-2012, 02:47 PM

Women who want to get married before they have sex are always either frigid, lesbians, or gold diggers who are selling their bodies like whores.

Or they are willing to give a test drive, but those ones are always whores who take birth control pills, which murder "fertilized eggs" aka children.

Or they go without birth control, but then they become single mothers, who either abandon their children to steal men's jobs, or are undignified, nonworking parasites.

Or they are murderers.

Then there are married women, which by Biblical Law I am free to sample, but who wants a filthy adulteress?

As for divorced women, well, same thing (Matthew 19:9).

And of course this goes without saying: all women these days are impossible to please.

Sighhhhhh. No wonder so many men are choosing to become gay. It's a miracle that so many of us keep choosing to be straight.


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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 04-21-2012, 08:45 PM

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Women who want to get married before they have sex are always either frigid, lesbians, or gold diggers who are selling their bodies like whores.

Or they are willing to give a test drive, but those ones are always whores who take birth control pills, which murder "fertilized eggs" aka children.

Or they go without birth control, but then they become single mothers, who either abandon their children to steal men's jobs, or are undignified, nonworking parasites.

Or they are murderers.

Then there are married women, which by Biblical Law I am free to sample, but who wants a filthy adulteress?

And of course this goes without saying: all women these days are impossible to please.

Sighhhhhh. No wonder so many men are choosing to become gay. It's a miracle that so many of us keep choosing to be straight.


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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 05-02-2012, 03:34 PM

And women are so fat these days. Or they're some kind of bodybuilding bulldyke or vegetarian freak. A lady is supposed to look like this:



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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 05-02-2012, 03:44 PM

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And women are so fat these days. Or they're some kind of bodybuilding bulldyke or vegetarian freak. A lady is supposed to look like this:
Sorry Trent, did you just say look the ideal woman should like a Barbary Coast hooker?

Brother Harvey,

You need to stop looking at these pop culture fantasy and start looking here in Freehold. There is many a Baptist Trophy wife to be found who are just ripe for the picking. Heck, remember Brother Colemen last Sunday saying his daughter Christy was a field ripe for the planting after Security caught her in one of the church supply cabinets with an industrial vacuum cleaner?



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Heck, remember Brother Colemen last Sunday saying his daughter Christy was a field ripe for the planting after Security caught her in one of the church supply cabinets with an industrial vacuum cleaner?
I was wondering how Jose got into that part of the church, and why he wasn't off cleaning industrial vacuums as he was hired to do.


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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 05-08-2012, 02:15 PM

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And women are so fat these days. Or they're some kind of bodybuilding bulldyke or vegetarian freak. A lady is supposed to look like this:

I wouldn't talk about the fat thing mate.


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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 01-26-2013, 12:55 AM

i don't see a woman in sight, all these women are to hard to get.... time to pull out the elastrator.

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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 01-28-2013, 01:32 PM

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I wouldn't talk about the fat thing mate.
Why not? The Bible clearly states that being fat is evil (Luke 7:34, Matthew 11:19).

My wife became fat during several of her pregnancies and I pointed out her being a fat sinner each and every day until she stopped insulting God by being fat.


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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 01-28-2013, 10:49 AM

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And women are so fat these days. Or they're some kind of bodybuilding bulldyke or vegetarian freak. A lady is supposed to look like this:

Brother Harvey, This is simply unrealistic. For one, she is wearing pants, and as I was raised, a true lady wears dresses and skirts, never pants. Secondly, the corset she is wearing cinches her waist, yes, but not the rest of her. This makes her a bit unproportional. Lastly, surely you wouldn't want your future wife to show herself of in tight fitting clothing, clad like a common whore.


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Women who want to get married before they have sex are always either frigid, lesbians, or gold diggers who are selling their bodies like whores.

Or they are willing to give a test drive, but those ones are always whores who take birth control pills, which murder "fertilized eggs" aka children. Or they go without birth control, but then they become single mothers, who either abandon their children to steal men's jobs, or are undignified, nonworking parasites. Or they are murderers.

And of course this goes without saying: all women these days are impossible to please.

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Women who want to get married before they have sex are always either frigid, lesbians, or gold diggers who are selling their bodies like whores...or they are murderers. No wonder so many men are choosing to become gay. It's a miracle that so many of us keep choosing to be straight.
I blame the (pansexual) pantsuit.



Women got a taste for the "freedom" of wearing mens clothing during WWII, when they stole jobs from men in the munitians factory.

But it was all the drugs in the air in the 1960's that mutated the women of the 70's into practically ripping the suits off innocent men, and donning them themselves.

Soon the clothes seeped into their systems, making them swagger, curse, drink and carouse like men. Once you have worn a pair of pants, it gets into your system and you can never go black. I mean back.

I myself have never worn one. And I never will. It is simply too dangerous.
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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 12-17-2013, 11:47 PM

Sweet Cookie, One can almost see the lesbian enter that poor woman through those hideous bell bottoms. It's apparent that the gay has already infected the men. I know not what you feel when you look at that picture, but I picture one as glamorous as you to be filled with disgust and righteous indignation. While I shall never be the great lady you are, I aspire to be. Your friend, NRL


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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 12-18-2013, 05:32 AM

What are those atrocities that poor woman is wearing? It makes me sick.
Those "clothes" just have lesbian written all over them.
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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 12-18-2013, 01:01 PM

I am having difficulty telling which ones are women and which ones are filthy homers. They all look the same to me - just like my ex husband, currently a guest of Satan's hellfire.
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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 12-18-2013, 09:43 PM

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One can almost see the lesbian enter that poor woman through those hideous bell bottoms. It's apparent that the gay has already infected the men.
Yes, the wide-legged, wide-stance bell bottoms are a clear invitation to sin. I think women that were infected this way are called Leisure Suit Lesbians (there's various kinds)

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I know not what you feel when you look at that picture, but I picture one as glamorous as you to be filled with disgust and righteous indignation. While I shall never be the great lady you are, I aspire to be. Your friend, NRL
What a precious and sweet child it is. I see a great deal of myself in you, to be sure. Indeed, looking at that gruesom crime seen photo from the Sears catalogue or whatever it is is almost beyond personally devastating ! !

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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 12-19-2013, 10:03 PM

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I blame the (pansexual) pantsuit.



Women got a taste for the "freedom" of wearing mens clothing during WWII, when they stole jobs from men in the munitians factory.

But it was all the drugs in the air in the 1960's that mutated the women of the 70's into practically ripping the suits off innocent men, and donning them themselves.

Soon the clothes seeped into their systems, making them swagger, curse, drink and carouse like men. Once you have worn a pair of pants, it gets into your system and you can never go black. I mean back.

I myself have never worn one. And I never will. It is simply too dangerous.
I thought in 1429, a 17 year old woman, named Joan of Arc heard God's voice telling her to wear men's clothes. We know from history the woman was a great Christian who gave her life opposing Catholic tyranny.
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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 12-19-2013, 10:14 PM

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I thought in 1429, a 17 year old woman, named Joan of Arc heard God's voice telling her to wear men's clothes. We know from history the woman was a great Christian who gave her life opposing Catholic tyranny.
She was a Catholic. She is a Catholic "saint." She will burn in Hell forever for:

1) Thinking she was hearing God's voice (it was Satan's, undoubtedly).

2) Forcing men to listen to her and follow her, an unworthy woman!
1 Timothy 2:11-12
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

3) Wearing men's clothing.
Deuteronomy 22:5: The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
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...Joan of Arc heard God's voice telling her to wear men's clothes. We know from history the woman was a great Christian who gave her life opposing Catholic tyranny.
It was the English she was fighting.


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Default Re: Why are there no good ladies anymore?!? - 12-19-2013, 10:32 PM

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It was the English she was fighting.
All I know is, in the movie she had a really dikey haircut.



I turned that right off!
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