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Default Re: Men: Is this a good investment? - 02-12-2011, 02:52 AM

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Please note that there are no Baptists on that list.

True Christians™ in prison: 0%
Hell bound sinners in prison: 100%
After researching I've found some interesting finds:

"Bill Johnson... and his second wife, Donna, co-teach Rebuilders, Prestonwood Baptist's ministry to remarried couples... Mr. Johnson is also a therapist and federal probation officer. His work experience has caused him to note that it's awfully popular to be Baptist. "When I interview criminals going into prison or coming out of prison, most of them are Baptists..."

http://www.adherents.com/misc/adh_prison.html

And apparently Baptists have one of the highest divorce rates too. Hmmm..
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Default Re: Men: Is this a good investment? - 02-12-2011, 02:55 AM

There is an atheist conspiracy in law enforcement and the government that is bent on persecuting Christians and sending us to jail. For this reason it is a wonder that there are any atheists being punished for their heinous crimes, or any Christians not yet rounded up and locked away. White Christian Republicans are the most persecuted minority in the US.


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And apparently Baptists have one of the highest divorce rates too. Hmmm..
Not everyone who claims to be a Baptist is an actual Baptist.


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Default Re: Men: Is this a good investment? - 02-12-2011, 03:08 AM

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There is an atheist conspiracy in law enforcement and the government that is bent on persecuting Christians and sending us to jail.
While I wish this to be the case, I hardly think that with our miniscule representation of total population could allow us to reach the upper levels of government or society required to carry out any sort of conspiracy against Christians.

I think prison percentages more likely represent that good Christians are doing whatever they want to do knowing full well they can just pray for forgiveness and spend their eternal years kicking it with Jesus.
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Default Re: Men: Is this a good investment? - 02-12-2011, 03:12 AM

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While I wish this to be the case, I hardly think that with our miniscule representation of total population could allow us to reach the upper levels of government or society required to carry out any sort of conspiracy against Christians.

I think prison percentages more likely represent that good Christians are doing whatever they want to do knowing full well they can just pray for forgiveness and spend their eternal years kicking it with Jesus.
The fact that you wish this to be the case just confirms my claim. Atheists are out to get us. Christians are persecuted by atheists.

You are able to carry out the conspiracy, despite being such a small, insignificant minority, because of your devious, immoral strategies. You are willing to use deceit and deception to achieve your ends, while Christians are always up front and tell the truth. We fight honorably, unlike depraved atheist scum.


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Default Re: Men: Is this a good investment? - 02-12-2011, 03:15 AM

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So you're saying time in prison is a purifying experience, that leads people away from their sinful refusal to believe in a deity?
Son, do you know how many deals we have with prison officials around the country? We have a 100% captive audience. Literally! We get to go in and preach Jesus to them all day and they find God right quick. And it doesn't stop there. The governmental parole officers give their parolees credit for gong to what? That's right...church! We get them coming and going. It is all part of God's plan. The atheists go to jail....and find Jesus! Then they come to church and tithe to the good Lord as payback.

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You are right. Their morals are to kill unborn babies instead fo murderers, sleep with massive groups of people at once, embrace the gay deathstyle, and make up science "facts" (global warming, eviloution, etc/) to lead people away form God.

Technically, those ARE morals...just horrible ones.


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Default Re: Men: Is this a good investment? - 02-12-2011, 03:15 AM

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The fact that you wish this to be the case just confirms my claim. Atheists are out to get us. Christians are persecuted by atheists.

You are able to carry out the conspiracy, despite being such a small, insignificant minority, because of your devious, immoral strategies. You are willing to use deceit and deception to achieve your ends, while Christians are always up front and tell the truth. We fight honorably, unlike depraved atheist scum.
This is ironic, considering religions poor track record when it comes to persecution.

Now you're just making outrageous sweeping generalizations. Not all atheists are immoral and not all Christians are honorable. I would point you to the Pope, who you just defended.
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Default Re: Men: Is this a good investment? - 02-12-2011, 03:19 AM

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The fact that you wish this to be the case just confirms my claim. Atheists are out to get us. Christians are persecuted by atheists.

You are able to carry out the conspiracy, despite being such a small, insignificant minority, because of your devious, immoral strategies. You are willing to use deceit and deception to achieve your ends, while Christians are always up front and tell the truth. We fight honorably, unlike depraved atheist scum.

First of all, yes I do wish this were the case. But sadly it's not.

Second of all, yes I see what you did there.

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Son, do you know how many deals we have with prison officials around the country? We have a 100% captive audience. Literally! We get to go in and preach Jesus to them all day and they find God right quick. And it doesn't stop there. The governmental parole officers give their parolees credit for gong to what? That's right...church! We get them coming and going. It is all part of God's plan. The atheists go to jail....and find Jesus! Then they come to church and tithe to the good Lord as payback.

Have you READ the Bible? You know about the UNFORGIVABLE SIN, don't you?

You are right. Their morals are to kill unborn babies instead fo murderers, sleep with massive groups of people at once, embrace the gay deathstyle, and make up science "facts" (global warming, eviloution, etc/) to lead people away form God.

Technically, those ARE morals...just horrible ones.
When I say a crime, I mean one under US law. This is why separation of church and state was at the forefront of the founding father's agendas.

Again with the generalizations. Do you know what atheism is? The lack of a belief in a God. This does not infer that they attend orgies, embrace homosexuality or advocate global warming.

I would argue that morals are derived from our solidarity as a race. We don't kill because it's not in the common interest of our species' survival. Do you mean to tell me until Moses was gifted with the 10 commandments, the Israelites believed murder and stealing were perfectly acceptable?
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Default Re: Men: Is this a good investment? - 02-12-2011, 03:31 AM

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Not everyone who claims to be a Baptist is an actual Baptist.
They're actual Baptists until they get caught doing stuff they shouldn't have been doing. Then they become typical Christians. If they keep going they end up with a Mega-Church, swiss bank account, mansion and a private jet full of mistresses. Unless they're Catholic in which they'll end up with a hot tub full of little boys.
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This is ironic, considering religions poor track record when it comes to persecution.

Now you're just making outrageous sweeping generalizations. Not all atheists are immoral and not all Christians are honorable. I would point you to the Pope, who you just defended.
How did I defend the Pope? I defended CHRISTIANS.

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How did I defend the Pope? I defended CHRISTIANS.

All TRUE Christians™ are honorable.

But you are right that Christians have a history of being persecuted. I won't deny that.
Well I apologize for assuming the pope was a Christian. Fairly adamant he and his entire organization is? It is the oldest Church in Christianity after all.

I'm afraid you've either missed my point or been bluntly sarcastic. Christians have had a habit of persecuting anything new or contradictory to the Bible for a long time. Ever heard of Galileo? The Inquisition? Being burnt at the stake for owning a Bible in English?

Even now, this website condemns and persecutes anyone who has a different faith to you. I've seen atheists pretty well mis-represented just in this thread. Religious freedom, look it up.
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Well I apologize for assuming the pope was a Christian. Fairly adamant he and his entire organization is? It is the oldest Church in Christianity after all.
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Even now, this website condemns and persecutes anyone who has a different faith to you. I've seen atheists pretty well mis-represented just in this thread. Religious freedom, look it up.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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Wrong again, fool. Read THIS.


I'm awfully confused right here. They claim to be Christians, and were some of the first to do so. We know this as they existed in Roman times.

My point is that they were inspired by the same text as you- the Bible. No matter how flawed their interpretation of it was.
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Default Re: Men: Is this a good investment? - 02-12-2011, 07:31 PM

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Cathylickers did all that. TRUE Christians™ are perfect.
Perfect? If you were perfect you would not be mortal my friend. A perfect being would not be vulnerable to disease or physical harm.

You mean spiritually perfect? Again, you cannot claim to have never thought ill of anyone, ever. Perfection is a strong term to use.
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Default Re: Men: Is this a good investment? - 02-12-2011, 07:39 PM

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Perfect? If you were perfect you would not be mortal my friend. A perfect being would not be vulnerable to disease or physical harm.

You mean spiritually perfect? Again, you cannot claim to have never thought ill of anyone, ever. Perfection is a strong term to use.
Read my sermon on the matter. It is backed up 100% with scripture.

True Christians are Perfect


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Default Re: Men: Is this a good investment? - 02-13-2011, 08:25 AM

This is a good investment. Because $2 bills are so rare and sought after, they are worth more than just $2.



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Default Re: Men: Is this a good investment? - 02-13-2011, 08:31 AM

I haven't been this pumped for a deal since Shaker Weights.
These are specially colored 2 dollar bills. It's not like they are making those anymore. Anyone would be stupid not to do this.


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