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Default Re: Ask an Ex-Negro - 03-22-2012, 01:57 AM

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Whoa whoa whoa, who said I was a democrat? I was just asking a simple question, I didn't mean to step on any toes. And please stop assuming things about me- I'm not as simple as I seem. I am a New Yorker after all.
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I'm really trying to be polite. If I've done you wrong in anything, please let me know so that I can remedy it. I would greatly enjoy being your friend, and I think we may have started off on the wrong foot.
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I'm really trying to be polite. If I've done you wrong in anything, please let me know so that I can remedy it. I would greatly enjoy being your friend, and I think we may have started off on the wrong foot.
Half black, half spic, new york, are you jewish too? Why do you hate Jesus so much?


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Half black, half spic, new york, are you jewish too? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
I don't hate Jesus, and I'm not jewish. Please don't call me a spic- I speak proper English. Thanks!
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Default Re: Ask an Ex-Negro - 03-22-2012, 02:17 AM

Oh, oh, oh [Oh, oh, oh]
You're a native New Yorker
No one opens the door
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Default Re: Ask an Ex-Negro - 03-22-2012, 02:17 AM

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I don't hate Jesus, and I'm not jewish. Please don't call me a spic- I speak proper English. Thanks!
And I, for one, am glad to see you acting American. I'm sorry the ladies have been a bit rough on you.

You see, they understand (as Roberta pointed out) that Negro is a lifestyle rather than a color. It seems you're working your way toward becoming an Ex-Negro already!


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My apologies. I will instead refer to you as a half-breed. Though normally a half-breed has at least half white ancestry I will bestow the honor of the title upon you. Even though your two halves are violence prone and morally and genetically inferior. This is my gift to you.


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My apologies. I will instead refer to you as a half-breed. Though normally a half-breed has at least half white ancestry I will bestow the honor of the title upon you. Even though your two halves are violence prone and morally and genetically inferior. This is my gift to you.
Thanks, but how about you don't refer to my race when referring to me? Just a suggestion, because I'm not just half Black half Puerto Rican. I just gave up keeping track of where my family is from- I don't have the time.
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Thanks, but how about you don't refer to my race when referring to me? Just a suggestion, because I'm not just half Black half Puerto Rican. I just gave up keeping track of where my family is from- I don't have the time.
Your shame about your racial origins is understandable. I will refrain from alluding to the racial abomination that is your genome. Shall we instead discuss something more suited to your areas of expertise? Part of your background suggests hotel cleanliness services, while the other part of your background suggests robbery, rape, fraud, assault, murder... etc. Do you work at a hotel, or have you succumbed to your "darkside"?


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Your shame about your racial origins is understandable. I will refrain from alluding to the racial abomination that is your genome. Shall we instead discuss something more suited to your areas of expertise? Part of your background suggests hotel cleanliness services, while the other part of your background suggests robbery, rape, fraud, assault, murder... etc. Do you work at a hotel, or have you succumbed to your "darkside"?
Neither. I am pretty sure there was nothing unclear about "I'm not just half- Black half- Puerto Rican". I'm an aspiring speech pathologist. Maybe it's time to not just look at stereotypes- not all of us fall under them.
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You know that chica Lopez with the culo? Well that's the "bl" part of her blatino heritage. She's been married, what, five or six times and now she's gettin' it from a tattooed 24 year old? That's her PR side.

She recently faked a car commercial using a body double. The ad showing her reminiscing as she drives through her old Bronx neighborhood was actually shot in Los Angeles. Like she'd really own a Fiat.


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As someone who is half-Black half- Puerto Rican (I apparently don't appear to be either), I must know- is it necessary for a person who doesn't act like a Negro to still be an ex-Negro? Or can we forgo that process?

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Don't waste your time reading if you're not Rita,

I went to Porto Rico once and it was like, sooo indigenous. The tainos chopped up coconuts with machetes and there were little green frogs everywhere. It was difficult to sleep at night because the frogs made a funny chirping noise. Believe it or not I couldn't find any of those trucks that sell tacos and burritos. The main foods were fried green bananas and arroz con pollo.

I did meet some nice rich white people who had escaped from Cuba but they were vastly outnumbered by purpley skinned blacks (much darker than the coloreds from home). I learned they were Haitians; many seemed to be suffering with an emaciating disease.

One day when it was overcast I like overexposed and got a bad sunburn on my chest. I had to go to a clinico and wait in the ladies line with lots of mestizas. Every single one had PID which I think is caused by dampness. It made them smell like... bad. I was like so glad to get out of that place.

Most people were employed by either big rum distilleries as cane choppers or US drug companies. Labor is cheap so the island is a haven for pill manufacturing. El beisbol is big time and every kid thinks he will be the next Jose Canseco. I can understand why your family left and I think you will enjoy a marginally better life as a result. I certainly would not want Porto Rico to be a state even if they did learn to speak english. I already pay taxes to support the folks like you who think "they's owed" a college education. Because I am white, I've had to work hard at Ben & Jerry's to pay for my AA degree. Do you think that's fair?

Anyway, I have rambled enough about PR. If I were President I would just give the place back to Mexico--then the language thing would not be a barrier.

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You're an extremely racist person, That's the most offensive heap of garbage i have ever read in my life.. You should be ashamed that you shun your culture and spout racist words. It's not a matter of what color your skin is, Jesus was of middle eastern heritage due to the americas and such being unfounded at that time... and the real americans the "Injuns" as you called them were not white either Europe was the area "White" people came from AND southern africa, There is no such thing as a "Ex-negro" Unless you count mike jackson whom was an insult to either race.. Just like this was an insult to the way you were made and how god made you.. because obviously if you exist.. the color you are.. GOD LOVES YOU NO MATTER WHAT because he has made you that way, Or am i wrong? Apparently you need to re-examine that book you've pledged your life to and sold your soul to, Because it's pointing you in the wrong direction, Racism, bigotry, hatred, sexism, homophobia and generalization are not the values god would praise.
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Default Re: Ask an Ex-Negro - 03-22-2012, 08:45 AM

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Well, with logic in play.. I would say all of you are going to hell, Especially the OP because he is black.. Yet he insults his people. Pretty much a text book definition of "Hypocrites" as well as all of you and the lies.. that's got to be about 10,000 + on this web site? You guys are piffleed.. especially with all these racial stereotypes.. (Those are lies!) It's really exciting to find out all this I know! Even because you ARE white you still will be damned! due to your largely intolerant structure and vastly inbred culture.
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Son, you need to do some reading before you start your uninformed ranting. Go get your Bible (KJV1611) and read up on the Curse of Ham. Believe me when I say it will save you some embarrassment later on.


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Was your mother a spic who got raped by a coon at a drunken party? Tell us the story, you'll feel better.




FYI: God hates a race mixer.
I would, but you guys couldn't handle the story.

FYI: My mother isn't a spic.
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Default Re: Ask an Ex-Negro - 03-22-2012, 04:27 PM

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Son, you need to do some reading before you start your uninformed ranting. Go get your Bible (KJV1611) and read up on the Curse of Ham. Believe me when I say it will save you some embarrassment later on.
You do know, your version of the bible is purely man made and you are following values of an era past? It's this insolent dribble that is embarrassing. it's embarrassing to mankind, You tell people to burn in hell, Well guess where we will see you all. All of these things you proclaim evil, None of you even seem to have been out of your safety bubble you've never seen evil so you pick out petty things and call them a sin upon the lord, Yet rape and racism are okay. (Also, being man made... makes it the word of man.. not the lord)
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You do know, your version of the bible is purely man made and you are following values of an era past? It's this insolent dribble that is embarrassing. it's embarrassing to mankind, You tell people to burn in hell, Well guess where we will see you all. All of these things you proclaim evil, None of you even seem to have been out of your safety bubble you've never seen evil so you pick out petty things and call them a sin upon the lord, Yet rape and racism are okay. (Also, being man made... makes it the word of man.. not the lord)
No True Christian™ has said rape and racism is okay. Neither is fluffy-bunny Christian wanna-be's. If you want to Praise Jesus' Holy Name and avoid eternity as Satan's play-thing, you'd best get to learning who Jesus really is. Hint - not the stinky, faggoty hippy people like to pretend He is.


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