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Jesus Relationships: How fast did yours turn sour? - 06-29-2015, 05:35 AM

I'm asking this question of people who have been in multi-year relationships that didn't work out for one reason or another.

How did it happen?

I have been single for a long time but the thing I fear worse than getting rejected for a date is getting dumped after meeting someone whom I like.


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Default Re: Relationships: How fast did yours turn sour? - 06-29-2015, 05:56 AM

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I'm asking this question of people who have been in multi-year relationships that didn't work out for one reason or another.

How did it happen?

I have been single for a long time but the thing I fear worse than getting rejected for a date is getting dumped after meeting someone whom I like.
Dating is for fornicators.
What you need to do is purchase a young, virgin woman from her father and take her to wife. Keep her completely isolated and insulated from the outside world; break her body, mind and spirit, and make sure that she is incubating your man-seed into Christian soldiers 24/7/365, for the rest of her life.
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Default Re: Relationships: How fast did yours turn sour? - 06-29-2015, 07:38 AM

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multi-year relationships that didn't work out for one reason or another


I don't understand. Do you mean a relationship between a man and a woman without marriage?


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Skull Re: Relationships: How fast did yours turn sour? - 06-29-2015, 05:58 PM

The good book doesn't say anything about dating. Hence it's a sin. Beware
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Default Re: Relationships: How fast did yours turn sour? - 06-29-2015, 08:39 PM

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I'm asking this question of people who have been in multi-year relationships that didn't work out for one reason or another.
I think you have come to the wrong place to ask that question, as True Christian™ "relationships" generally entail early marriage, and "getting dumped" (as you so crudely phrase it) is rare. Occasionally a TC™ husband may be forced to get rid of his wife, but no TC™ wife would ever "dump" her husband.

So, it sounds to me as though you need a wife. Tell us something about yourself. How long do you think it will be until you are Saved? Because my second stepdaughter will be 16 in November. Also, not that we are prejudiced against colored folk, is that a suntan or are you a Hamite? Because, well, Deuteronomy 7:3.


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Default Re: Relationships: How fast did yours turn sour? - 06-30-2015, 12:05 AM

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Default Re: Relationships: How fast did yours turn sour? - 06-30-2015, 03:23 AM

In a good Christian life, that wouldnt happen my friend



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Default Re: Relationships: How fast did yours turn sour? - 07-01-2015, 12:00 AM

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Also, not that we are prejudiced against colored folk, is that a suntan or are you a Hamite? Because, well, Deuteronomy 7:3.
I wouldn't worry too much. I'm sure he is just looking to meet a nice colored girl.


"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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