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Default Multiple Jesus spottings in UK - 03-20-2012, 09:38 AM
This must be a signal that the end of time is swiftly approaching. Unsaved take heed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...oorboards.html

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Default Re: Multiple Jesus spottings in UK - 03-20-2012, 01:02 PM
GLORY

And to think people criticise the Daily Mail
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Default Re: Multiple Jesus spottings in UK - 03-20-2012, 09:12 PM
I think I should spend more time inspecting pub floorboards

Numbers 21:16
And from thence they went to Beer: that is the well whereof the LORD spake unto Moses, Gather the people together, and I will give them water.

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Default Re: Multiple Jesus spottings in UK - 03-20-2012, 09:39 PM
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...Numbers 21:16 And from thence they went to Beer: that is the well whereof the LORD spake unto Moses, Gather the people together, and I will give them water.
No real ale back then, huh?

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Default Re: Multiple Jesus spottings in UK - 03-20-2012, 10:12 PM
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No real ale back then, huh?
You'll not be laughing at linguistic coincidences when you're burning and impaled on Satan's pecker, atheist scum!


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