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Default scientist proves that dolphins are stupid - 05-15-2013, 08:34 AM

It's not often i listen to what scientists has to say, but here is one that might actually have a point. Dr. Paul Manger of South Africa (don't worry, he's White) has proven that dolphins are stupid, just like all other animals. These revolutionary findings is very much in line with God, that man is above any other living creature and that ALL animals are mindless creatures made for us to eat. Humans are not animals. Dolphins are fish. The big dolphin brain is basically an internal head warmer that is NOT used for thinking. Dolphins are dumber than goldfish and here is the evidence:

http://www.news24.com/SciTech/News/D...tupid-20060817

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Dolphins 'are stupid'

2006-08-18 06:29

Ed Stoddard

Johannesburg - Dolphins may have big brains but a South African-based scientist says lab rats and even goldfish can outwit them.

Paul Manger of Johannesburg's University of the Witwatersrand says the super-sized brains of dolphins, whales and porpoises are a function of being warm-blooded in a cold water environment and not a sign of intelligence.

"We equate our big brain with intelligence. Over the years we have looked at these kinds of things and said the dolphins must be intelligent," he said.

"The real flaw in this logic is that it suggests all brains are built the same ... When you look at the structure of the dolphin brain you see it is not built for complex information processing," he said.

A neuroethologist who looks at brain evolution, Manger's views are sure to cause a stir among a public which has long associated dolphins with intelligence, emotion and other human-like qualities.

They are widely regarded as one of the smartest mammals.

But Manger, whose peer-reviewed research on the subject has been published in Biological Reviews of the Cambridge Philosophical Society, says the reality is different.

Brains, he says, are made of neurons and glia. The latter create the environment for the neurons to work properly and producing heat is one of glia's functions.

"Dolphins have a super abundance of glia and very few neurons ... The dolphin's brain is not made for information processing it is designed to counter the thermal challenges of being a mammal in water," Manger said.

Fish out of water

Manger said observed behaviour supports his iconoclastic take on dolphins as dim-wits.

"You put an animal in a box, even a lab rat or gerbil, and the first thing it wants to do is climb out of it. If you don't put a lid on top of the bowl of a goldfish it will eventually jump out to enlarge the environment it is living in," he said.

"But a dolphin will never do that. In the marine parks the dividers to keep the dolphins apart are only a foot or two above the water between the different pools," he said.

Why not? Because, Manger says, the thought would simply not cross their unsophisticated minds.

They jump through hoops at marine parks only because they have been conditioned to for a food reward - which may suggest the brain of a single-minded predator rather than a reasoned thinker.

"Dolphins can actually chain up to 16 stimulus response events, but this is indicative of good trainers and not intelligent animals. Stimulus-response conditioning is thought to be a low level of intelligent behaviour," Manger said.

Manger also points to the tuna industry, which under consumer pressure has gone to great lengths to prevent dolphins from being caught and killed by accident in nets.

"If they were really intelligent they would just jump over the net because it doesn't come out of the water," he said.

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Default Re: scientist proves that dolphins are stupid - 05-15-2013, 05:08 PM

I can agree with everything in this article, which only reinforces my earlier contentions of why Hellywood so very often uses dolphins to seduce our young into bestiality. Dolphins are stupid, sea sluts.



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Default Re: scientist proves that dolphins are stupid - 05-18-2013, 01:00 AM

Stupidity is no excuse for going balls-deep into another dolphin's blow hole. Dolphins exhibit not only profound idiocy, but also a fathomless lack of moral fiber. I hope they enjoy swimming in the lake of fire.
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Default Re: scientist proves that dolphins are stupid - 05-18-2013, 01:12 AM

They make nice shoes for Father's Day.





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