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Devil Gay Jewish Democrat Governor marries Gay Jew (not making this up) - 09-17-2021, 10:16 PM



Oh. My. God. I am speechless. I have no words. This picture really speaks for itself. The guy on the left () is the Governor of Colorado. Yes, really. You may not believe that, but you'll have no problem whatsoever believing that he's a Democrat.


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Gov. Jared Polis (D-Colo.), the first openly gay man elected governor, married his longtime partner, Marlon Reis, Wednesday on the 18th anniversary of their first date day.
Uh, is that a toilet seat bolted to the brick wall in the background?


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The traditional Jewish ceremony — which took place in Boulder, Colo., the birthplace of the governor — was the country’s first same-sex wedding for a sitting governor.
Hmm. I know they relentlessly push the gay agenda on us "goyim," but traditional Jewish gay wedding ceremony? What's the Torah have to say about this?
Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."


Oh yes, that's right. Sounds like the traditional Jewish ceremony would've involved a lot of stones.


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Polis released a statement Thursday following his wedding that he said was attended by “family and a few close friends.”


“We are both excited for this new chapter in our lives together, and our hearts are full with the blessings of health, love, and family,” he said.
And who is supposed to have blessed this unholy union of sodomistic Christ-killers? Certainly not Jesus against whom they have thrice sinned with their Judaism, homosexuality, and liberalism.


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Polis, a former lawmaker, was elected governor in 2018 along when a record number of LGBT officials were elected to office. Gov. Kate Brown (D-Ore.), a bisexual woman, became the first openly LGBT person elected governor in 2016.
Please note that marijuana is legal in both Colorado and Oregon.



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Polis and Reis became engaged in December after both had serious bouts with covid — including Reis being hospitalized, according to Colorado Public Radio.
“The greatest lesson we have learned over the past 18 months is that life as we know it can change in an instant,” Polis tweeted. “We are thankful for the opportunity to celebrate our life together as a married couple.”
God, in His infinite mercy, was kind and loving enough to throw a big warning their way, but these jokers have gone and COMPLETELY missed the point.


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There have been more than 646,000 cased [sic] of covid in Colorado and more than 7,600 deaths from the virus, according to the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment.
Most of those deaths were probably caused by mask asphyxiation or vaccine side effects.


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Reis, an animal rights activist and writer, will be referred to as the First Gentleman.
Not by me, and surely not by any Colorado Republicans with any guts. First Lady Marlon Reis is a disgrace to his state and to the nation as a whole.


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The couple has two young children.
And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, they drop the most chilling bombshell at the very end.




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Default Re: Gay Jewish Democrat Governor marries Gay Jew (not making this up) - 09-18-2021, 12:13 AM

Are those guys wearing surgical masks as beanies?! I thought those alarmist Liberal sorts would be wearing their masks over their faces, not on the back of their heads. Such hypnotists. Typical.


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Default Re: Gay Jewish Democrat Governor marries Gay Jew (not making this up) - 09-18-2021, 12:30 AM

I've always wondered about the vows in a homer "wedding." In an actual wedding the woman vows to obey her husband. How do they get around this in homer weddings? Do they both say, "I will obey his orders as long as he obeys my orders?" Or, does one agree to obey the other?

Nothing about it makes sense to me.


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Default Re: Gay Jewish Democrat Governor marries Gay Jew (not making this up) - 09-18-2021, 02:46 PM

Now imagine if these were two Muslim women, or a non-muslim married a Muslim. Would one have to circumcise each other? Do circumcised women still smell like fish??
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Default Re: Gay Jewish Democrat Governor marries Gay Jew (not making this up) - 09-18-2021, 07:43 PM

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Oh yes, that's right. Sounds like the traditional Jewish ceremony would've involved a lot of stones.
Indeed, Brother. Also - a traditional Jewish ceremony would not involve a female "rabbi." Or is that one of them transgender abominations? Either way, that creature has no business officiating a wedding, not even a sham wedding like this one.
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Default Re: Gay Jewish Democrat Governor marries Gay Jew (not making this up) - 09-18-2021, 09:04 PM

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Are those guys wearing surgical masks as beanies?! I thought those alarmist Liberal sorts would be wearing their masks over their faces, not on the back of their heads. Such hypnotists. Typical.
Did they just slide them back over their heads for the duration of the ceremony and then slide them back afterwards, hair-oil and all? So unhygienic!


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Angry Re: Gay Jewish Democrat Governor marries Gay Jew (not making this up) - 09-19-2021, 01:28 PM

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Now imagine if these were two Muslim women
Yes, two Muslim women married in a traditional Islamic lesbian wedding. The gentle kiss of their trembling lips at the altar. Then, in their desert bedchamber, they embrace tightly, their joined hearts beating against each other. Slowly, they remove their hijabs and unravel their silky raven hair, a sacred sight meant for their true love's eyes only. Their emerald eyes lock, staring deep into the soul that each knows better than their own. Since the days of their young girlhood, Amara has always charged ahead first while Uzma lagged behind, and tonight is not different. She tenderly tugs down her lover's garment past her shoulders. Their inflamed hearts cause them to perspire, glistening in the cool Arabian night. Amara, her nimble fingers caressing Uzma's supple body, slowly begins to ...





Who the Hell would imagine such a filthy thing? Damn all the Democrat perverts to Hell! With a fat old faggot Jew openly marrying a much younger and handsomer trophy boy, next we'll probably have the governor of Louisiana screwing an alligator with a piss fetish and the governor of Pennsylvania in a polyamorous BDSM throuple with a Cub Scout and an old black lady. Filth filth FILTH!

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And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


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Jesus Re: Gay Jewish Democrat Governor marries Gay Jew (not making this up) - 09-19-2021, 03:33 PM

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Hmm. I know they relentlessly push the gay agenda on us "goyim," but traditional Jewish gay wedding ceremony? What's the Torah have to say about this?

Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Oh, I am not surprised by this, dear Brother Lukes — not for one second! I think it was just a matter of time before this sort of disgraceful abomination happened within the Jewish society. I mean, what else can we expect when these people have secret parties, where only men are invited — to dance with each other?!



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Default Re: Gay Jewish Democrat Governor marries Gay Jew (not making this up) - 09-19-2021, 08:28 PM

Sister Isabella, are you sure that's really a wedding and not an employee party at Goldman Sachs or the Federal Reserve? Still, it's an impressive nature documentary nonetheless. Personally, I'd rather go into the lions den like Daniel than descend into a pit of Jews. Highlights include: the Council of the Learned Elders of Zion (0:00), "Party like it's 19.99% off" (0:45), "May I have this dance?" (1:30), Mossad security (1:45, 2:00), kvetching! (2:34), happy merchant clasps hands, Judaism intensifies (2:39).

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This is a real SAUSAGE PARTY for reals.
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my favourite part is when the guy with the black sack snuck hurriedly past - he was up to something...
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I wish I could've had the money to come to this wedding, my cousin was there though.
Typical Jews, charging admission to a wedding.


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Default Re: Gay Jewish Democrat Governor marries Gay Jew (not making this up) - 09-20-2021, 08:32 AM

They certainly are some conspicuous hats! Dismissing the new Covenant means that they're attempting to obligate God in some way so that when He looks down He'll see the headgear and remember His promise. Its wording is very comprehensive with 613 provisions (a prime number) having finely detailed implementations with rewards and punishments articulated. The rewards are where this idea of obligation comes in.

Matthew 25:1-12 Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom. And five of them were wise, and five were foolish. They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil with them: But the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps. While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and slept. And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him. Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their lamps. And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your oil; for our lamps are gone out. But the wise answered, saying, Not so; lest there be not enough for us and you: but go ye rather to them that sell, and buy for yourselves. And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came; and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage: and the door was shut. Afterward came also the other virgins, saying, Lord, Lord, open to us. But he answered and said, Verily I say unto you, I know you not.

Jesus is not saying we all need to carry lamps and bottles of oil, as He made clear in the first sentence: it's a comparison. This appears to be a midnight wedding on a very loose timetable; they'd fallen asleep and must have kept the lamps going to run out of oil. And then when the Groom arrived (eventually) he wouldn't let them in because he didn't know who they were! This level of mismanagement may seem incomprehensible but Jesus is making a very important point. Just because you've been invited is not alone a reason for you to be admitted.

Revelation 7:9-10 After this I beheld, and, lo, a great multitude, which no man could number, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, and tongues, stood before the throne, and before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, and palms in their hands; and cried with a loud voice, saying, Salvation to our God which sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb.

All nations will be represented in Heaven. We know that there will be 144,000 Israelites Revelation 7:4 and 144,000 virgin males Revelation 14:1,4 (who may be the same people, in which case Israelite women miss out) but we're getting away from the lamps. Some of them were maintained in working order, some were empty shells. In Christ's analogy there's a need to keep everything in working order and God explained how to do that. Picking out the bits you like "this lamp is a nice shape and has interesting filagree work that looks like it might do something" and rejecting other bits "Eeew! this oil is all slimy!!" won't get you into The Wedding.




There's an awful lot of filagree work around today. Interesting looking, enough detail worked in to look as though the device might do something, which the person deploying it will assure you is the case (and there will be a significant charge involved in one form or another) but in reality they're empty shells. AZURE: this is supposed to counteract "curses" that can be squirted out of witches' eyeballs. The hand supposedly can slap away Eve's version of a curse which, having been shot out from her eyes at Adam, continued to fly around and is liable to possess the unprotected who have not bought one of these. In reality it does nothing, except maybe attract demons. RED: animism is a terrible belief system dominated by more devils than you'd ever thought existed. As a result, animist societies have zero or negative economic activity. Except for the witchdoctor who has plenty of devices like this and gets to live for free by deceiving everyone else. None of the components in this ghastly object have any effect whatsoever other than to frighten people who've been told to be frightened by it. The next empty shell, GREEN, serves only to mock God. “It is very powerful in The Spirit World,” they'll tell you as they get it out after you've forked out a substantial wedge for their services. Admittedly the filagree work is better than the red monstrosity but it's equally useless. “The energies are concentrated by gemstones resonating with your chakras…” (presumably there's special energy inside the thing to focus and project via its top-mounted garnet) all nonsense. Chakras do not appear in The Bible. FUCHSIA: sometimes I wonder how they make these things. Goblins must be very active for this device to be required which will get them so confused they'll spiral upwards and fall off your roof ——— oh, hang on, no they won't because goblins aren't real! And neither is the protection claimed by this juju. Is there no limit to the gullibility of suckers and the heartlessness of of those who'd exploit them?




BLACK: I have no idea what this is supposed to do; all I know is that it doesn't work. BLUE: very often Egyptian motifs are cobbled together and sold as a brooch or lapel pin. Satan knows that if you're attracted to the design your mind is open to the mutterings of a witch, who will see you wearing it and know you're susceptible to demonic influence. Whatever benefits are claimed do not exist but the demons do and they never follow God's plan, even if they know what it is. Take for example the ORANGE specimen. What does it do? “It attracts many wives and brings prosperity to your hut.” Really? Or again, the SEPIA contrivance. Any guesses? Beaming in the news from Jupiter? A cure for nits? Cargo-cult VR headset? Actually I doubt that anywhere with a cargo cult would ever have seen VR but whatever it's supposed to do we all know that it certainly won't. PINK: the last one is apparently Viking but apart from being a talisman nobody knows what it did. All Vikings worship devils. Even after they were churched, it was just different names for the same devils as they swapped savage paganism for demonic catholicism and in either case the talisman is completely useless.

So why are they wearing those hats? Have they rejected the foundation of their religion but think God won't notice if they cover the top of their heads with lace-trimmed doyleys? And let's be clear, they are very conspicuous. God will certainly see them and certainly see what's going on down below. If they think they're magic hats doing special energies on Jewish chakras they are about as mistaken as relying on a beturbaned-wives fetish or expecting reception on your cargo-cult VR set. They might as well go all out and take up lizard worship.
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Jesus Re: Gay Jewish Democrat Governor marries Gay Jew (not making this up) - 09-20-2021, 06:21 PM

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Sister Isabella, are you sure that's really a wedding and not an employee party at Goldman Sachs or the Federal Reserve? Still, it's an impressive nature documentary nonetheless. Personally, I'd rather go into the lions den like Daniel than descend into a pit of Jews. Highlights include: the Council of the Learned Elders of Zion (0:00), "Party like it's 19.99% off" (0:45), "May I have this dance?" (1:30), Mossad security (1:45, 2:00), kvetching! (2:34), happy merchant clasps hands, Judaism intensifies (2:39).
Well, it does appear to be what they call a wedding dance; frankly, I think it's just a pick-up club for homers. Did you notice one woman in that huge room, dear Brother Lukes? I did not. That's not to say there are no women in the building, though. They're probably all in the kitchens, slaving over hot stoves, to provide food for those menfolk. And, from this next video, it appears that their "wedding" dance clubs include the dating of younger people (children)! Oh, the shame of it all!



And, as if that isn't bad enough, would you know what is happening to the infant child in the next clip? It looks like the police should be alerted — immediately. A baby on a platter? Dear above! And then, the unthinkable scene that follows this, when we see the platter once again — on the dining table! Is it any wonder that we are living in the last days, dear Brother Lukes?



I suppose one should not find this terribly surprising, though — considering the way that those Joo people killed our beloved and — when all that He wanted to do was to save them from their horrid sins!

I Thessalonians 2:15 :Who both killed the , and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not , and are contrary to all men:"


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I see that the govenor is about 50, and his "bride" is about 25.

I can't help thinking that the question to the bride should be, "... and what first attracted you to the Govenor of Colorado, the millionaire, Jared Polis?"

With Jews, it's all about money and believing that in some way money makes you above the law of God.





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