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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-12-2007, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Child of Odin
You cannot prove your ideas, as your fiancee has said that your kind does not think.
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All of "my ideas" can be proven in the pages of God's Holy Word.
And my finacee said what?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-04-2008, 08:24 AM
u guys are honestly the sickest bastards ive ever herd of, your hypocritical, selfish and ignorant about everything that doesnt involve you.
If ppl like you dont go to hell i dont know who will.
For the record your religion was based on other older religions such as paganism so thats where u came from. get over yourselves and stop critissising ppl for being themselves.
I truely pity you all....
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-04-2008, 08:35 AM
Baptist gets my vote, but it's not on there... Odd.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-04-2008, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by redone
u guys are honestly the sickest bastards ive ever herd of, your hypocritical, selfish and ignorant about everything that doesnt involve you.
If ppl like you dont go to hell i dont know who will.
For the record your religion was based on other older religions such as paganism so thats where u came from. get over yourselves and stop critissising ppl for being themselves.
I truely pity you all....
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Feel free to prove any of that nonsense, candy. Chapter and verse.
We follow the Holy Word of God. You follow what?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-04-2008, 07:37 PM
Christianity.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-04-2008, 08:11 PM
did anyone mention the Amish?
I think that whole peace thing and no cars or phones thing is very fake and used to fool people.
To you agents of false religions and atheists...
Proverbs 16:2
All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-04-2008, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Joshua
did anyone mention the Amish?
I think that whole peace thing and no cars or phones thing is very fake and used to fool people.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-05-2008, 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Pickle
Christianity.
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That was a hateful, intolerant thing to say. Why do you persecute us?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-06-2008, 09:06 PM
Christianity is the worst.
May all christians be struck by mjolnir!
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01-06-2008, 09:11 PM
TROLL!
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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01-06-2008, 10:15 PM
So opinions are now called trolling? And btw mjolnir is the hammer of Thor that he used to kill trolls with...
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01-06-2008, 10:25 PM
You all do know that Catholics do not worship Mary, right? They only honor her.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-12-2008, 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Salvation X
You all do know that Catholics do not worship Mary, right? They only honor her.
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Hail Mary,
Full of Grace,
The Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary,
Mother of God,
pray for us sinners now,
and at the hour of death.
Amen.
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Sure sounds like praying to/worshipping Mary to me.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-16-2008, 02:15 AM
I love Mary. She's the best
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01-16-2008, 02:29 AM
Dude, Mary is one of the coolest saints out there. Last summer, I actually went to a large gathering to celebrate her appearance at Fatima, Portugal.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-16-2008, 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted by JennyD
Sure sounds like praying to/worshipping Mary to me.
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You know the "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with you" part was spoken by Gabriel, right? (Luke 1:28)
The "Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb" part was spoken by Elizabeth (Luke 1:42)
"Holy Mary, Mother of God" - If Jesus is God, and Mary is the mother of Jesus, then what does that mean?
"Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death" - We just ask her to pray to God to help us in the world, just like you do for your churchgoers in the "Prayer Request Thread"
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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01-16-2008, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Salvation X
You all do know that Catholics do not worship Mary, right? They only honor her.
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And you are in fact more saved than most of the cavemen on this board (with the exception of Tony Montana, Frater Matthias, and of course, Fr. Mo Lester)
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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01-16-2008, 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
And you are in fact more saved than most of the cavemen on this board (with the exception of Tony Montana, Frater Matthias, and of course, Fr. Mo Lester)
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Aw. I'm glad to hear that I'm saved alongside my fellow Catholics.
You carry the Emperor's will as your torch, with it destroy the shadows.
-Verses of Sigismund, Book CIV, Verse I
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01-16-2008, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
"Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death" - We just ask her to pray to God to help us in the world, just like you do for your churchgoers in the "Prayer Request Thread"
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Which means once again you are asking Mary to serve as mediatrix, in direct violation of God's Word:
1 Timothy 2:5
For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
Does that mean TWO? No, one means ONE.
What has Hebrews 12 to say?
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22 But ye are come unto mount Sion, and unto the city of the living God, the heavenly Jerusalem, and to an innumerable company of angels,
23 To the general assembly and church of the firstborn, which are written in heaven, and to God the Judge of all, and to the spirits of just men made perfect,
24 And to Jesus the mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling, that speaketh better things than that of Abel.
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Again, THE mediator. Not A mediator.
Don't like that? Hebrews 9:
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11 But Christ being come an high priest of good things to come, by a greater and more perfect tabernacle, not made with hands, that is to say, not of this building;
12 Neither by the blood of goats and calves, but by his own blood he entered in once into the holy place, having obtained eternal redemption for us.
13 For if the blood of bulls and of goats, and the ashes of an heifer sprinkling the unclean, sanctifieth to the purifying of the flesh:
14 How much more shall the blood of Christ, who through the eternal Spirit offered himself without spot to God, purge your conscience from dead works to serve the living God?
15 And for this cause he is the mediator of the new testament, that by means of death, for the redemption of the transgressions that were under the first testament, they which are called might receive the promise of eternal inheritance.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
02-06-2008, 02:51 AM
Not in the list, but this false religion takes some beating. Not only is the word of the Bible misinterpreted but the consequences make me wince.
I would urge only the strong of stomach to read on.
NB This site is NOT for the ladies of Landover. Be assured, Sisters, as a man I can tell you that all you need to know of this religion is that it is somewhat worse than offering a pie with soggy pastry to the visiting pastor.
Amen
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