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Default Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread - 10-31-2015, 08:44 PM

Dewey, I'd like to suggest that you clean up your own filthy network of sins before you judge another. Christians are not to be judged, according to God. A Saved® man such as Mr. Trump is sin-free.

I call upon you to post the Scripture to back up what I have said in the above paragraph. If you are a Christian, it should be easy.

Jesus and I are waiting....


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread - 11-01-2015, 05:32 PM

My apologies, Pastor Zeke.

I was unaware of your up close and personal relationship with Mr. Trump, and Mr. Trump's true and honest faith. For that I apologize.

We all know that when a man (or woman) gets down on his knees, repents, and accepts Jesus as his/her lord and savior, his sins are wiped away, and his soul is clean as a whistle!

As for Bible verse, which one should I choose? There are oh so many New Testament (Particularly Romans) that I fear picking one over the other.

I am glad I know who the correct Christian choice for president is. I do admire Mike Huckabee, a fine Christian governor of my state, but it really seems the Lord has chosen Mr. Trump over Governor Mike.

Praise the Lord and the lord's annointed, President Donald Trump!
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As for Bible verse, which one should I choose? There are oh so many New Testament (Particularly Romans) that I fear picking one over the other.
Mr. Clutter, I see you're new here and so perhaps you don't quite understand the Biblically mandated respect for our Spiritual Leaders (Hebrews 13:7). Pastor Zeke is offering you a chance to save your soul, as it clearly takes more than simple confession to avoid eternal damnation (James 2:14; John 14:15; James 2:10). I suggest you take the time to find the pertinent Bible verses that the good pastor has challenged you to find. I think you might consider this as a life-changing opportunity, one not to miss!



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Default Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread - 11-01-2015, 07:45 PM

I fully intend to do so.

To my great shame and horror I have been a "namby pamby" Christian until quite recently. I do not even own a King James Bible.

I always heard that by faith man is saved, and his works are immaterial. Are both faith and works needed after all?
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I fully intend to do so.

To my great shame and horror I have been a "namby pamby" Christian until quite recently. I do not even own a King James Bible.
Never fear, dear! The LORD has given us a command to have dominion over the whole world (Genesis 1:26; 28). To that end, we as a Body of Christ have made the Holy Bible the most widely read book on the globe! It's beauty and majesty are yours for the asking:

http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

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Well now, you've come to the right place! The HOLY BIBLE!

Read it, dear, and come back and tell us what It says about Salvation!


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I fully intend to do so.

To my great shame and horror I have been a "namby pamby" Christian until quite recently. I do not even own a King James Bible.

I always heard that by faith man is saved, and his works are immaterial. Are both faith and works needed after all?
No, but does God's will have requirements that might be considered works? Some might define it thus. Salvation requires devotion to God's will. Part of His will is that only through a personal relationship with Jesus may one attain salvation. You might consider all this a list of rules that must be followed or you will go to Hell with the Devil. I would quote you a few verses, but I believe you should read the entire Book of Matthew, with special attention to Chapter 7.

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I fully intend to do so.

To my great shame and horror I have been a "namby pamby" Christian until quite recently. I do not even own a King James Bible.
I always heard that by faith man is saved, and his works are immaterial. Are both faith and works needed after all?
You have come to the right place--the place where we discuss this country's next President, Donald Trump. It turns out Donald is an expert on Bibles. He owns lots of the them and, he says, he "keeps them in a safe place."

In your journey to find Jesus, I think you will find inspiration in Donald Trump


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Default Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread - 11-02-2015, 05:06 AM

I'm so excited that Mr. Trump will make this a godly era where the unsaved, like Mr. Dewey, can learn more about our Lord and accept Him. Praise Jesus!!


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Donald Trump is totally awesome!!!


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Default Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread - 11-05-2015, 04:00 PM

This is IT. The Republican primary season is over.

Donald will host Saturday Night Live. I passed along some really funny jokes about Priests and alter boys and Seventh Day Adventists who don't know what day it is. My guess is he will use them.

There will be no competition left after his performance.

Donald Trump ‘SNL’ Appearance Originally Planned As Skit Only, Candidate Says

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Donald Trump said this morning his appearance on this weekend’s Saturday Night Live as guest host originally was envisioned as a skit only. That would have given the GOP presidential race frontrunner about the same air time on the show as it had afforded to Dem frontrunner Hillary Clinton.

“It started off as a skit, and I said ‘Alright, I’ll do it’,” Trump told
Chris Cuomo on CNN’s New Day. “When they took it up to Lorne Michaels – who’s an amazing guy, he’s run Saturday Night Live brilliantly for many years and hes’ a friend of mine – he said, ‘Well wait a minute, he’ll do the skit. Will he do the whole thing?'” And he called me and said, ‘Will you host Saturday Night Live‘ and I said, ‘It’s an honor.’
Some critics of the booking have chastized SNL and NBC over the disparity between how much air time Trump will get on the important late-night franchise and how much screen time was given to Clinton when she was a guest on the show’s season opener
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This is IT. The Republican primary season is over.

Donald will host Saturday Night Live. I passed along some really funny jokes about Priests and alter boys and Seventh Day Adventists who don't know what day it is. My guess is he will use them.

There will be no competition left after his performance.

Donald Trump ‘SNL’ Appearance Originally Planned As Skit Only, Candidate Says


Donald Trump said this morning his appearance on this weekend’s Saturday Night Live as guest host originally was envisioned as a skit only. That would have given the GOP presidential race frontrunner about the same air time on the show as it had afforded to Dem frontrunner Hillary Clinton.

“It started off as a skit, and I said ‘Alright, I’ll do it’,” Trump told
Chris Cuomo on CNN’s New Day. “When they took it up to Lorne Michaels – who’s an amazing guy, he’s run Saturday Night Live brilliantly for many years and hes’ a friend of mine – he said, ‘Well wait a minute, he’ll do the skit. Will he do the whole thing?'” And he called me and said, ‘Will you host Saturday Night Live‘ and I said, ‘It’s an honor.’
Some critics of the booking have chastized SNL and NBC over the disparity between how much air time Trump will get on the important late-night franchise and how much screen time was given to Clinton when she was a guest on the show’s season opener
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This is excellent news, Brother Mayor. I am certain that The Donald will not miss this opportunity to turn this light comedy into a revival meeting for the whole nations. Tens, hundreds of millions of spectators will see The Donald submit to Jesus and lead the nation into fervent prayer!

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Not only does this decide the GOP candidate, this occurrence apparently designed by Jesus will also determine that The Donald will lead the nation until Rapture. Regardless of the time interval remaining until Second Coming, he'll just change the constipation to allow him to serve more than two terms.




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Default Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread - 11-07-2015, 01:55 AM

I actually think I like Ben Carson. What does Landover Baptist Church think of him?

Or should I choose the Donald instead?
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Default Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread - 11-07-2015, 02:21 AM

Ben Carson is a false Christian, while the Donald is a True Christian in the mold of Brother President Vladimir Putin of Russia.


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I actually think I like Ben Carson. What does Landover Baptist Church think of him?

Or should I choose the Donald instead?
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Jesus will not allow a coon or a female to occupy the Whitehouse. Quote me on that.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread - 11-12-2015, 02:23 AM

A beautiful image of royalty, Donald Trump, Sister. His ancestry back to the Trumpet family of Biblical times make the castle image all the more appropriate.

Donald is running the table at the debates. No one can compete with him.

I really liked what he did last night when he said, "Wages are too high." Some people rolled their eyes thinking Democrats will jump on that and take votes of working people.

But, Donald knows that the average working stiff knows someone that is earning more than they should be paid and that is who Donald was referring to. He is so skilled at insulting people others love to see insulted. That is why he will make a great President.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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My favorite part of Donald Trump is his outreach to people of all kinds, I once spoke to him, at my local meeting dedicated to the worship of our Lord and savior Lucifer, and his words will stay with me forever, especially each time i bend over to pray.
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My favorite part of Donald Trump is his outreach to people of all kinds, I once spoke to him, at my local meeting dedicated to the worship of our Lord and savior Lucifer, and his words will stay with me forever, especially each time i bend over to pray.
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What do you get out of worshipping him anyway? You know your going to be cooking in hell like a rotisserie chicken for all eternity right ?!?!
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My favorite part of Donald Trump is his outreach to people of all kinds, I once spoke to him, at my local meeting dedicated to the worship of our Lord and savior Lucifer, and his words will stay with me forever, especially each time i bend over to pray.
The good and honorable Mr. Trump would have nothing to do with non-Christians, for he is clearly in favor of us. "No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon." Matthew 6:24. So stop lying! Leviticus 19:11 says "Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another."


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