[Paul Jeffery]

I found this album in my daughter's home during my visit to the little Jezebel's home and wanted you all to be aware of the evil that lurks in the racks of the local music stores.

Adam Lambert was the 20009 American Idol runner-up to the Godly Chris Allen who won because he is a Christian. Adam Lambert had been the heavy favorite to win, but America spoke and decided not to reward Adam Lambert for his blatant homosexuality, in spite of any obvious difference in talent or showmanship.

His album, "For Your Entertainment" says it all. As if the front cover isn't enough to test the gag reflex of any Christian...

...the back of the booklet is truly heinous...

...and the inside offers no relief whatsoever.

But for the good of all who might consider adding this to their collections, I took several Bonine tablets, kept my 1611 King James Bible cradled in my arms, and gave it a listen. What struck me first was the first line of the very first song! "I want your body, mind, and soul, etc. One day you will see. You should give it to me."

I should've given the Bonine tablets a little more time to work before starting the CD. Lesson learned. After cleaning up the floor next to my listening chair and changing my vomit-soiled shirt I decided to base my review on the first song and to assume that listening to the entire album could well be the end of me. So based on the first sone and the album art, I can say with confidence that this album was not only diabolically inspired, but that Adam Lambert is a demon bent on the procurement of souls for his record producer, satan. Sheer off-the-charts vocal talent and preternatural range and pitch aside, this nancy performer is surely on the road to perdition and I have disposed of the CD in my backyard fire pit while watching with glee as it curled and smoked and disappeared in the flames.

Short review: don't buy or listen to this CD. Your eternity is too important.

[Nobar King]

I agree with you, Brother Jeffery, this Adam Lambert fellow is a terrible influence on young adults. I hope to never have to listen to his 'music', but I already know how bad it is just from reading your review. I gave your thread one star, but just to show how bad Adam Lambert is. It was a good review.

If anyone was ever in need of a boot camp, it's this Lambert fellow. He looks like he's about two paychecks away from a sex change.

[Cranky Old Man]

She looks evil.

[Halleluyah Rob]

I agree, but I would hardly say Chris Allen is Godly. Just being on that show says enough.

[Petal]

Originally Posted by Mr.Nobar King

He looks like he's about two paychecks away from a sex change.

lord God spoked to me an saids He maybee be ok wiv that, cuz if Mr.Lambert had that operashun he would be changings back to what he were in the 80's before i were borned

[Paul Jeffery]

Originally Posted by Petal

lord God spoked to me an saids He maybee be ok wiv that, cuz if Mr.Lambert had that operashun he would be changings back to what he were in the 80's before i were borned

Dearest Petal, are you allowed visitors yet? I hear you're doing so much better and I'll be in DesMoines this Saturday for Landover's Annual Homeless Soup Kitchen and would love to pay you a visit. I'd only be able to stay for a few minutes, though. If you like, and if the staff will allow it, I could bring you some home-roasted coffee (decaf, of course).