Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!! - Page 3

Prayer Warrior

With the holidays around the corner our nation is once again reminded of the birth of our loving savoir. We have other holidays to commemorate huge sacrifices, such as Memorial day to honor our troops and Easter to commemorate Jesus's ultimate temporary sacrifice.

Yet it seems like not enough attention is brought to Jesus's second, ongoing and arguably more severe ultimate sacrifice of constantly watching people have anal sex.

And unlike many of those employed, Jesus gets no days off. He faithfully stays vigilant each and every day seeing every sort of filth and perversion in the world.

In fact, there's a clear indication that natural disasters have been on the rise in recent years as acceptance of homosexuality has increased. How many lives need to be lost on the altar of sodomy before someone puts a stop.to it?

This holiday season I'm thankful that our loving savoir has decided to give those lost souls one more day to repent and be saved.

Glory!

Johny Joe Hold

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Originally Posted by Prayer Warrior

Yet it seems like not enough attention is brought to Jesus's second, ongoing and arguably more severe ultimate sacrifice of constantly watching people have anal sex.
Uunlike many of those employed, Jesus gets no days off. He faithfully stays vigilant each and every day seeing every sort of filth and perversion in the world.
How many lives need to be lost on the altar of sodomy before someone puts a stop.to it?

Glory!

Thank you reminding us how difficult a task God has placed on Jesus. That He has to watch homers have sex must be so unpleasant we need to unite to stop it.

An angry God killed something like two million people in the Bible. We cannot assume He is going to tolerate anal sex forever.

Emily Brent

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Originally Posted by Prayer Warrior

With the holidays around the corner our nation is once again reminded of the birth of our loving savoir.

I don't like savoir myself (Or is it Sauvignon?). I prefer water.

ON TOPIC:

Before we can abolish the stain of homosexuality, we must probe deeper to the root causes? Was it a childhood infliction? Sudden change? I find it rather a weakness for young men to be affected so deeply by one's circumstances. Rather indulgent. Jesus weeps when watches the fornicatings of the male derrière, one must feel a sense of pity, but not condone the act for a millisecond.

Dennis Lukes

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Originally Posted by Emily Brent

savoir...Sauvignon...derrière...millisecond.

We speak American on this forum, so kindly refrain from spewing accent marks and metric units at us in the future, Frenchie.

Romans 1:26-32 tells us that homosexuality is a choice that God lets people make (and of course later damns them for it). Of course, this means that God does not make people "gay" and they are certainly not born that way. Anal sex is a conscious decision made to spite God. I hope that answers your question.

PeterCrackhead

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

We speak American on this forum, so kindly refrain from spewing accent marks and metric units at us in the future, Frenchie.

Romans 1:26-32 tells us that homosexuality is a choice that God lets people make (and of course later damns them for it). Of course, this means that God does not make people "gay" and they are certainly not born that way. Anal sex is a conscious decision made to spite God. I hope that answers your question.

So, what about homosexuality in dolphins, great apes and other mammals?

Basilissa

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Originally Posted by PeterKropotkin

So, what about homosexuality in dolphins, great apes and other mammals?

Animals have no souls, so nobody really cares what abominations they commit.

Emily Brent

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Originally Posted by Basilissa

Animals have no souls, so nobody really cares what abominations they commit.

I just put my bifocals on. I misread that, dear, as animals have no holes! Well I'm glad this wasn't what you wrote, for I can assure you, my dear pussy Isobella have a very prominent one when she lifts her tail, but then, I'm sure I don't need to be boring you with cat tales.

PeterCrackhead

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Originally Posted by Basilissa

Animals have no souls, so nobody really cares what abominations they commit.

Kinda puts a crimp, however, in your creationist plans...

Isabella White

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Originally Posted by PeterKropotkin

So, what about homosexuality in dolphins, great apes and other mammals?

Dear Mr. Kropotkin: Instead of wasting your time asking questions like this, don't you think that this is an ideal time to give your life to the

, and to ask

to forgive you of your disgusting, horrid sins, and to wash you with

to cleanse you from all of your unrighteousness? You are a guest here at

, and our purpose is to spread the message of the Gospel, as instructed by the

, to all newcomers, including yourself.

Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God".

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Failing to make this necessary step of seeking

as your

will result in some very unpleasant situations for you. It means that you will spend all of ETERNITY in

, where you will be living in a lake of eternal fire, without even as much as a drop of water to give you a bit of relief. And once you are there, there is no escape from the flames that will be shooting through your eye sockets.

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

Revelation 14:11 "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name."

When you get to that stage, Mr. Kropotkin, I have a feeling that the least of your concerns will be whether or not dolphins are homersexualists.

Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. I must also insist (for your benefit):

PeterCrackhead

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Originally Posted by Isabella White

Dear Mr. Kropotkin: Instead of wasting your time asking questions like this, don't you think that this is an ideal time to give your life to the

, and to ask

to forgive you of your disgusting, horrid sins, and to wash you with

to cleanse you from all of your unrighteousness? You are a guest here at

, and our purpose is to spread the message of the Gospel, as instructed by the

, to all newcomers, including yourself.

Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God".

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Failing to make this necessary step of seeking

as your

will result in some very unpleasant situations for you. It means that you will spend all of ETERNITY in

, where you will be living in a lake of eternal fire, without even as much as a drop of water to give you a bit of relief. And once you are there, there is no escape from the flames that will be shooting through your eye sockets.

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

Revelation 14:11 "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name."

When you get to that stage, Mr. Kropotkin, I have a feeling that the least of your concerns will be whether or not dolphins are homersexualists.

Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. I must also insist (for your benefit):

Personally, I believers to be little more than deltas...

Isabella White

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Originally Posted by PeterKropotkin

Personally, I believers to be little more than deltas...

Deltas?! What? The airline? The place in Mississippi? The bathroom fixtures company? What on Earth are you trying to say, Dear?

Sincerely, Isabella W.

Didymus Much

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Originally Posted by PeterKropotkin

Kinda puts a crimp, however, in your creationist plans...

How so? What fukked-up creation story did you hear* that requires animals to have souls?

*yes, that says "hear", as I seriously doubt you've read more than three pages of the Bible

Dennis Lukes

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Originally Posted by PeterKropotkin

Kinda puts a crimp, however, in your creationist plans...

Animals also rape their own offspring, eat their own feces, and engage in cannibalism. For such soulless beasts, sodomy is just one more horror among horrors. The fact that the sin of homosexuality has been observed in hundreds of kinds of animals in fact proves Creation. There is no evolutionary benefit from anal sex whatsoever, and it is in fact a dire threat to the survival of the individual and to the "species" as a whole. All your argument does is correctly point out that homosexuals are animalistic people who rut with wanton rectal abandon like beasts of the field.

PeterCrackhead

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Originally Posted by Isabella White

Deltas?! What? The airline? The place in Mississippi? The bathroom fixtures company? What on Earth are you trying to say, Dear?

Sincerely, Isabella W.

I guess you didn’t read Brave New World... otherwise you would have understood my statement.

Didymus Much

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Originally Posted by PeterKropotkin

I guess you didn’t read Brave New World... otherwise you would have understood my statement.

*pssst* Those who brag about reading Huxley are usually still in high school.

Isabella White

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Originally Posted by PeterKropotkin

I guess you didn’t read Brave New World... otherwise you would have understood my statement.

Dear Mr. Kropotkin: Brave New World? Oh, that! You're right; I have not read it. But, I am pleased to inform you that it is one of the many books that I've culled from the stacks at the local library, to be destroyed in the annual Triple B event (book-burning bonfire).

Books that do not glorify the Gospel of the

have no place in the libraries of

. Young people have very impressionable minds and I will continue to do my best in removing any and all examples of smut from their reach. At my previous church, I organized these events, as well, and I am attaching a sign that we had made to publicize one of the events.

Now, then, since you love to read so much, how about taking this assignment seriously:

.
Sincerely, Isabella W.

PeterCrackhead

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Originally Posted by Didymus Much

*pssst* Those who brag about reading Huxley are usually still in high school.

Psst... no bragging just a simple statement. Psst, I am a spiteful man...

PeterCrackhead

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Originally Posted by Isabella White

Dear Mr. Kropotkin: Brave New World? Oh, that! You're right; I have not read it. But, I am pleased to inform you that it is one of the many books that I've culled from the stacks at the local library, to be destroyed in the annual Triple B event (book-burning bonfire).

Books that do not glorify the Gospel of the

have no place in the libraries of

. Young people have very impressionable minds and I will continue to do my best in removing any and all examples of smut from their reach. At my previous church, I organized these events, as well, and I am attaching a sign that we had made to publicize the event.

Now, then, since you love to read so much, how about taking this assignment seriously:

.
Sincerely, Isabella W.

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