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World map: simplified for children:



World Map: Full
Code:
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            |  USA  /  .           _-~'\_ _~|Mideast   China\ ) /Japan
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                  '\_,~'\_        \_ _,       /'    '   |, /|' Oceania
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Nations by ideology:

Bottom left nations are Godly conservative paradises, top right nations are socialist hellholes:



The World in Detail:

North America:

USA

Why God hates America.
A full comparison: Red States VS Blue States.

Code:
         ,__                                                  _,
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  | Wash./ |   ~~~~~~~|~~~~~| ~~---,                VT_/,ME>
 /~-_--__| |  Montana |N Dak\ Minn/ ~\~~/Mich.     /~| ||,'
 |Oregon /  \         |------|   { WI / /~)     __-NY',|_\,NH
/       |Ida.|~~~~~~~~|S Dak.\    \   | | '~\  |_____,|~,-'Mass.
|~~--__ |    | Wyoming|____  |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-'Penn.{,~Conn (RI)
|   |  ~~~|~~|        |    ~~\ Iowa/  `-' |`~ |~_____{/NJ
|   |     |  '---------, Nebr.\----| IL|IN|OH,' ~/~\,|`MD (DE)
',  \ Nev.|Utah| Colo. |~~~~~~~|    \  | ,'~~\WV/ VA |
 |Cal\    |    |       | Kansas| MO  \_-~ KY /`~___--\
 ',   \  ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/N Car./
  '_   '\|     |      |~~~|Okla.|    | Tenn._/-,~~-,/
    \    |Ariz.| New  |   |_    |Ark./~~|~~\    \,/S Car.
     ~~~-'     | Mex. |     `~~~\___|MS |AL | GA /
         '-,_  | _____|          |  /   | ,-'---~\
             `~'~  \    Texas    |LA`--,~~~~-~~,FL\
                    \/~\      /~~~`---`         |  \
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Alabama | Alaska | Arizona | Arkansas | California | Colorado | Connecticut | Delaware | District of Columbia | Florida | Georgia | Hawaii | Idaho | Illinois | Indiana | Iowa|Kansas | Kentucky | Louisiana | Maine | Maryland | Massachusetts | Michigan | Minnesota | Mississippi | Missouri | Montana | Nebraska|Nevada | New Hampshire | New Jersey | New Mexico | New York | North Carolina | North Dakota | Ohio | Oklahoma | Oregon | Pennsylvania | Rhode Island | South Carolina | South Dakota | Tennessee | Texas | Utah | Vermont | Virginia | West Virginia | Washington | Wisconsin | Wyoming

US 2020 Election map:



Canada

Mexico:

Caribbean Mexico
Jamaica | Cuba | Haiti | Puerto Rico | Grenada

Central Mexico
Costa Rica

South Mexico
Argentine | Brazil | Chile | Columbia | Falkland Islands | Venezuela

Cities: Rio

Oceans


Europe:

Rev. Jim Osborne's close up of Europe:


Austria | Belgium | Bulgaria | Cyprus | Czech Republic | Denmark | Estonia | Finland | France | Germany | Greece | Hungary | Ireland | Italy | Latvia | Lithuania | Luxembourg | Malta | Netherlands | Poland | Portugal | Romania | Russia | Scandanavia | Scotland | Slovakia | Slovenia | Spain | Sweden | Switzerland | Ukraine | United Kingdom | Vatican City

Asia

Middle East

Some Old Testament maps. Not very pretty, but it covers the basics.
Biblemaps.org: Gives you the geographical location of everything in the Bible! They wimped out and didn't add the Book of Revelation. Are they just pansies are are they a front-group for the AntiChrist?

Afghanistan | Bahrain | Dubai | Iran | Iraq | Israel | Kazakhstan | Kurdistan | Lebanon | Pakistan | Palestine | Saudi Arabia | Syria | Turkey | Uzbekistan | Yemen

Orient

Bhutan | Burma | Cambodia | China | Indonesia | Japan | Korea | Malaysia | Myanmar | North Korea | Philippines | Taiwan | Thailand | Tibet | Vietnam

Africa

North Africa
Algeria | Egypt | Libya | Morocco | Sudan | Tunisia

Horn of Africa
Ethiopia | Somolia

Eastern Africa
Kenya | Madagascar | Malawi | Mozambique | Uganda

Southern Africa
South Africa

Western Africa
Gambia | Ghana | Liberia | Nigeria


Australia
New Zealand



Predictions:



Conclusion:

Study Hard, kids! Fail Geography, and you'll be stuck working for CNN:



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Default Re: The Christian Homeschooling Guide to GEOGRAPHY - 02-10-2014, 03:51 PM

This is very informative and helpful, Brother Jeb. The only problem I found was in the children's map where they included the Northeast US (where I am, unfortunately, stuck) in the Godly USA category. I can assure you that this is not the case. Everything from Maine to New York should be labeled Homers and Lieberals just like California.

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Default Re: The Christian Homeschooling Guide to GEOGRAPHY - 06-20-2014, 07:21 AM

I think that is quite a good map, just, if anything, maybe in the center of Australia, you should have ' really big, really hot desert '
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Default Re: The Christian Homeschooling Guide to GEOGRAPHY - 06-20-2014, 12:05 PM

Just a couple of points about the Europeon map:

That yellow place labeled ???? - well, nobody knows (or cares) what it's called, but it's full of Mooslimbs.

Also, I thought we'd established that the other yellow one labeled "One World Gov't" is an imaginary country? So for accuracy it should probably be either labeled that or removed completely.

The blue island underneath the big pink one where Bin Laden hid is full of Cyppos. And to the left of that, underneath the hairy sodomites, that long thin blue island is Cretins.


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Default Re: The Christian Homeschooling Guide to GEOGRAPHY - 06-20-2014, 12:28 PM

The big place south of the Godly USA labelled "Could be anything" should be called Homer Central. After all, they're currently hosting the biggest gay convention ever, that they call the world cup.
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Gun Re: The Christian Homeschooling Guide to GEOGRAPHY - 11-12-2016, 01:21 AM

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Everything from Maine to New York should be labeled Homers and Liberals just like California.
The most annoying thing about you people is that you generalize, I live in Cali, I know plenty of straight people and a normal amount of the LGBTQ community, so that's me poking holes in that mormonic theory, and if you're about to point out "You didn't cover New york, the magnet to all homers or whatever the hell dumbass name you've come up with. Edit:
Someone's already said what I have to say and you responded with something even dumber that what you originally said, that, summarized, every "true American" fits an EXACT role and every "god fearing" person fits a single category no matter the differences, you know, that every creature possesses.
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The most annoying thing about you people is that you generalize, I live in Cali, I know plenty of straight people and a normal amount of the LGBTQ community, so that's me poking holes in that mormonic theory, and if you're about to point out "You didn't cover New york, the magnet to all homers or whatever the hell dumbass name you've come up with. Edit:
Someone's already said what I have to say and you responded with something even dumber that what you originally said, that, summarized, every "true American" fits an EXACT role and every "god fearing" person fits a single category no matter the differences, you know, that every creature possesses.
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Default Re: The Christian Homeschooling Guide to GEOGRAPHY - 06-29-2014, 02:34 PM

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Europe map
I mean, I can't understand your map at all.
I come from Bosnia, and you mark the ex-Yugoslavia area as 'random ethnic groups', however, they are the same one!
Here's a real map of Europe, without any stupid things on it.

Here is a ethnical map:

You can see that you have gone completly wrong on your map, by making stupid mistakes.
Let's take The Netherlands for instance.
You described it as 'pot smokers'.
Yes, marihuana is legal in the Netherlands, but from my knowledge, it's only because of the healing purpouses.
(insert someones rant here)
Next example, Nazi's aka Germany.
Ok, this one made me choke for a bit, because Germany, since the re-unification in 1990, has a complete democratic system!
Next example, Mexicans (Portugal), and more Mexicans (Spain).
You can't be serious right?
Spain colonized the Mexican territory in the early 15th Century, and they made their ethnic society there the leading.
Portugal colonised not Mexico, but Brazil! So you cant really say that they are Mexicans too.
That's enough examples for now and please no rant after this post.
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Default Re: The Christian Homeschooling Guide to GEOGRAPHY - 06-29-2014, 03:11 PM

What is there to rant about, you godless idiot?

Your "ethnical" map is nothing but a bunch of blotches of random colors. Do you really believe that the godless French are the same people as the communist Romanians? Also, you have lumped together the papist Irish potato farmers with the Turks and the Latvians. What could you possibly be thinking?

You have the gall to come here and present us with a false map covered in foreign writing and then tell us our well researched and God inspired map is all wrong? What is wrong with you?


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Default Re: The Christian Homeschooling Guide to GEOGRAPHY - 07-04-2014, 02:55 PM

I wondered where all these disgusting teams came from during this World Cup thing.


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I wondered where all these disgusting teams came from during this World Cup thing.
Satan most likely.


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Default Re: The Christian Homeschooling Guide to GEOGRAPHY - 07-29-2014, 10:43 PM

I'm so glad I have a good map to go by and accurate to boot! This should be the only atlas you ever need. Christ Himself would approve of such a high quality map.
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Default Re: The Christian Homeschooling Guide to GEOGRAPHY - 08-15-2021, 11:34 PM

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What is there to rant about, you godless idiot?

Your "ethnical" map is nothing but a bunch of blotches of random colors. Do you really believe that the godless French are the same people as the communist Romanians? Also, you have lumped together the papist Irish potato farmers with the Turks and the Latvians. What could you possibly be thinking?

You have the gall to come here and present us with a false map covered in foreign writing and then tell us our well researched and God inspired map is all wrong? What is wrong with you?
Are you ok, my guy? You seem a bit feverish... didn't get your vaccine, maybe?
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Are you ok, my guy? You seem a bit feverish... didn't get your vaccine, maybe?
The post you're replying to is from 2014. Did you get your vaccine?


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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: The Christian Homeschooling Guide to GEOGRAPHY - 07-07-2015, 09:32 PM

This is exactly right! Who needs any fancy country names and statistics like "water tables" and all that unnecessary stuff. Children need to know where the enemies are! They need to be taught just how dangerous it is to leave the God Blessed United States of America. I for one have only left this Blessed country once when I was young to go and teach young Mexican ***EUPHEMISM FOR "NEGRO" REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** about the Lord Jesus Christ. It was impossible. They only spoke some strange ***EUPHEMISM FOR "NEGRO" REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** language and they just looked confused when I tried to explain to them about Jesus Christ. I conclude that they don't have souls and therefore cannot receive Jesus' word. When I have children they DEFINITELY won't venture into the dangerous non-americas.

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This is exactly right! Who needs any fancy country names and statistics like "water tables" and all that unnecessary stuff. Children need to know where the enemies are! They need to be taught just how dangerous it is to leave the God Blessed United States of America. I for one have only left this Blessed country once when I was young to go and teach young Mexican ***EUPHEMISM FOR "NEGRO" REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** about the Lord Jesus Christ. It was impossible. They only spoke some strange ***EUPHEMISM FOR "NEGRO" REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** language and they just looked confused when I tried to explain to them about Jesus Christ. I conclude that they don't have souls and therefore cannot receive Jesus' word. When I have children they DEFINITELY won't venture into the dangerous non-americas.
You're language is not welcome here. We have a strict zero tolerance policy against racism. Jesus may or may not have included a soul in the negro population, but that's not for us to judge. We are commanded to go forth to all four corners of the earth and let people know they're expected to follow Jesus' commands, and He is watching to see if they do or not (Matthew 28:19-20).


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I conclude that they don't have souls and therefore cannot receive Jesus' word.
It is certainly not necessary to have a soul in order to be the subject of a good preaching.

First, we have:
Job 12:7–10

7 But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; And the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee:
8 Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: And the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee.
9 Who knoweth not in all these That the hand of the Lord hath wrought this?
10 In whose hand is the soul of every living thing, And the breath of all mankind.

Here we have the words of Job, who was probably a little feverish at the time, so we should look a little further, for we have

M'r:16:15: And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

Indeed, some time ago, a pastor from LBC actually founded a Ministry for preaching to Dolphins, whom he thought were intelligent as most Christians and thus able to comprehend the Beauty of Christ. He would be preaching today were it not for a Great White that stubbornly refused to hear God's Word.

However, although preaching to trees and caves is good practice, always bear in mind:

M't:10:14: And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

so there is no reason to try too hard to save a soul - one go at it is enough.







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Default Re: The Christian Homeschooling Guide to GEOGRAPHY - 11-25-2016, 05:32 AM

This map is trash, first of all as part spanish, I would love to point out we arent even close to Mexicans, we have better looks and culture, also Germany isnt entirely full of Nazis, and lastly not the whole northern south america is full of drug smugglers.
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This map is trash, first of all as part spanish, I would love to point out we arent even close to Mexicans, we have better looks and culture, also Germany isnt entirely full of Nazis, and lastly not the whole northern south america is full of drug smugglers.
As the grandson of two spanish grandfathers, I can testify that the looks are a matter of taste. Both ethnias are disgusting, injuns and pseudo european. Which one is more disgusting is a personal choice.
Spanish people has to realize that they are closer to africans than real white people. We are all descendants from Ham, after all.
Also, there is a way to become a real white, through acceptance of the Lord, repentance and prayer. It is a very narrow path, and there is a small gate, but you have to have confidence in the Lord.


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