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Default Pray for Hawaii to sink into the Pacific Ocean - 11-21-2008, 05:20 AM

Not only was Barack Obama born there, Hawaii is a demon-infested land. They have socialized medicine, scantily clad women in hula skirts tempting the men, & most of those Hawaii people vote democrat. It's a fact that Waikiki is a hotbed of devil worship, you know. If you listen to 'Tiny bubbles' by the late Don Ho, it has secret messages saying 'all praise be to Satan.' Poor Don Ho; he was sent to Don Hell. With Jesus' help, the Hawaiian islands will be soon engulfed in water.
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Default Re: Pray for Hawaii to sink into the Pacific Ocean - 11-21-2008, 06:00 AM

They will probably get hit by the next tsunami. US taxpayers will pick up the bill. Again.


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Default Re: Pray for Hawaii to sink into the Pacific Ocean - 02-24-2011, 04:50 AM

Hawaii is a US state.
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Default Re: Pray for Hawaii to sink into the Pacific Ocean - 02-24-2011, 04:59 AM

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Sister Lycia please show some compassion, you know Sidney is a product of public education and doesn't read very fast.


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Default Re: Pray for Hawaii to sink into the Pacific Ocean - 02-24-2011, 05:03 PM

Hawaii is the latest state to outlaw heterosexuality.


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Default Re: Pray for Hawaii to sink into the Pacific Ocean - 02-28-2011, 11:31 AM

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Not only was Barack Obama born there, Hawaii is a demon-infested land. They have socialized medicine, scantily clad women in hula skirts tempting the men, & most of those Hawaii people vote democrat. It's a fact that Waikiki is a hotbed of devil worship, you know. If you listen to 'Tiny bubbles' by the late Don Ho, it has secret messages saying 'all praise be to Satan.' Poor Don Ho; he was sent to Don Hell. With Jesus' help, the Hawaiian islands will be soon engulfed in water.
News Flash! Barack Hussein was not born in Hawaii. It was born in Kenya.


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Default Re: Pray for Hawaii to sink into the Pacific Ocean - 02-28-2011, 05:33 PM

Hawaii is the most racist (least White, least Christian) state in the nation. According to the 2008 American Community Survey conducted by the U.S. Census Bureau, White Americans made up only 27.1% of Hawaii's population, and only 24.8% were non-spic whites. Nigras were 2.4%, American Indians made up 0.2%, and slants were 38.5%. Half-breed race mixers were 21.4%, and the spics were 8.7%.

So one fifth of the state is mongrel, and two fifths are slants--- but not the kind of thrifty and hard-working slants you imagine in China, Taiwan, Korea, and Japan---- these are honest to goodness the laziest slants in the World, lazier than Nigras on a Sunday!!! More than 70% of the state is a lazy slant, a mongrel, a spic or a Nigra!!!

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Default Re: Pray for Hawaii to sink into the Pacific Ocean - 02-28-2011, 10:48 PM

While I pray regularly for God to sink that blight on American in to the ocean, I also pray that before he does, we're able to ship off all the mooslims, cattylicks, and homers on to it before he does.

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Default Re: Pray for Hawaii to sink into the Pacific Ocean - 02-28-2011, 11:05 PM

I hope our Loving Savior Jesus sees fit to cause 1/2 of the island of Hawaii to fall off into the Pacific ocean and cause a mega-tsunami that inundates the coasts of Hawaii, California, Mexico, Oregon, Washington, Vancouver, Japan, Eastern Russia, New Zealand, Australia and Antarctica that smites many, many sinners for their own good. May Jesus also spare the Godly hard working Americans of China, Alaska, Indonesia the Philippines and the clothing factories of the Marshall Islands from this aquatics apocalypse. GLORY!



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Default Re: Pray for Hawaii to sink into the Pacific Ocean - 03-01-2011, 04:15 PM

You do realize that "praying" will change the world just as much as if you are thinking about nothing?

Really wish that praying would do anything tho, would be cool!
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Really wish that praying would do anything tho, would be cool!
I KNOW for sure that in eighty years time God will have killed all those wicked people and justice will have been done. Prayer does work.



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Really wish that praying would do anything tho, would be cool!
Prayer does work, we prayed for the destruction of Reykjavik, Iceland. God ravaged them with a volcano. Next up Sweden.

Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!
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Prayer does work, we prayed for the destruction of Reykjavik, Iceland. God ravaged them with a volcano. Next up Sweden.

Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykjavik!
Hahahahaha, if you could think even a bit you would know what happened. It sure wasn't "god".

So, what's going to strike Sweden? Crazy americans?
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Hahahahaha, if you could think even a bit you would know what happened. It sure wasn't "god".

So, what's going to strike Sweden? Crazy americans?
Hey genius, put two and two together. In February, we made that thread specifically asking God to make a volcano erupt in Iceland. Weeks later, it actually did. How can you explain that? This is proof that God listens to our prayers.

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Default Re: Pray for Hawaii to sink into the Pacific Ocean - 03-01-2011, 05:02 PM

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But, hey, they're just so tolerant! Well, they will be until Sharia law has fully taken over. Then they'll have to give up their precious tolerance and nonjudgemental socialist bulls***or face the sword of Allah.



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Indeed! I'm glad Sweden is getting what they deserve. They've been one of the most tolerant countries on earth, with relaxed refugee laws. Now the Muslims are emigrating to there and having many children while Swedish couples are either a) heterosexual vain yuppies who don't want kids or b) queers.

But, hey, they're just so tolerant! Well, they will be until Sharia law has fully taken over. Then they'll have to give up their precious tolerance and nonjudgemental socialist bulls***or face the sword of Allah.
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Default Re: Pray for Hawaii to sink into the Pacific Ocean - 03-01-2011, 05:13 PM

I'm not a socialist hippie douche and I hate muslims, almost more than you guys. I don't think we deserve it, the people here are just so naive and kind that they want to help people. But I don't understand why, they are disgusting and ruining our beautiful country.

I bet many of you have ancestors that are from Sweden, YOU might be swedish.. Think about that

And Jim, why didn't God make the volcano erupt immediately? Why did he wait a few weeks? Do you realize how silly you sound?
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