There is actually no such network...until now, on this very thread.
Remember the good old days, when as a child you plopped down in front of the TV at 6:00 am sharp with a delicious bowl of Johnny Cat and immersed yourself in wholesome animated violence for hours on end?
Nowadays, the otherwise Godly scenes of murder and mayhem are peppered with references to sodomy, beastiality, witchcraft, non-Biblically Sanctioned poo eating, interracial premarital sex and masturbation!
In light of this, I would like to offer a sanctuary where we can post wholesome Christian cartoons for our children to watch without being routinely brainwashed by Big Sodomy's maniacal agenda.
Here is cartoon #1, submitted for the viewing pleasure of your young children:
Elijah, The Children and The Bears
Bonafide Biblical Goodness!
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