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Exclamation Does your child have a "best friend"? BE VIGILANT! - 09-28-2016, 05:22 AM

DISCLAIMER: I know that I have already posted this, however it was on the wrong thread so I have decided to post it where all parents can see

Everyone knows that "best friends" are nothing but OBNOXIOUS. They raid your refrigerators, mess up the house, and beg you for ice cream and other sugary junk. What you may NOT know is that these "friends" are just MINIONS OF SATAN They never liked your child, they never wanted to do anything with your child in the glory of God as 1 Corinthians 10:31 commands them. No, they do the exact opposite! I was babysitting the children of my meethodick sister (I agreed because she would pay me enough to buy a new vacuum. I prayed and God told me it was Ok) and boy am I glad I listened to Him! My niece Eleina came back from her filthy atheist public school with her younger brother Jack, and some other girl about Eleina's age. She was breaking many Bible-approved dress codes that we have in our home. She wore a skirt that was above the knees and no leggings, she had short sleeves and the bottom of her gold colored shirt almost raised to her belly button She even had BRAIDS, and a PEARL necklace, Which is most certainly NOT allowed in our home as 1 Timothy 2:9 tells us. I asked Elena who this little slut was, and she said "Its Melissa, my best friend" I made sure to keep a close eye on them until my sister came back. I asked Eleina, " Why is your friend a girl? You're 13, shouldn't you be at least betrothed by now? You should be with a True Christian™ boy, learning with him how to be a perfect housewife" And guess how that sassy-mouth replied to me? "Eww, Aunt Anna, it's literally like 2016 and I like shouldn't be married till I'm literally at least like 20. Betrothing, like isn't a thing anymore." I would complain about the fact that she doesn't know the proper age for betrothal, but we have a bigger problem. She is "hanging out" with a GIRL, and only God knows what they're doing behind my back! Sure enough, I was right. They were touching each other (or "nail painting" as they said) Puckering their lips and taking "selfies" which probably means they are kissing through their little gay screens, and they were even doing makeup together, like they were trying to impress each other! I lost my temper, wiped all the makeup off the table and onto the floor, took the lipstick and rubbed it carelessly on Melissa's face in a desperate rush to breat that filthy makeup (which did work) I got Melissa's occultic Disney backpack and shoved her arms through the straps and pushed her right out the door! Then I went to the phone and called my sister as fast as I could, and told her to come over and help because she wouldn't know Proverbs 22:6 if I hit her in the head with a Bible Yup, that's right folks, best friends make your child GAY. I was able to give my sis a piece of my mind, and she started to homeschool the kids. It's a step in the right direction, especially for a hellbound metho-dick.


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Default Re: Does your child have a "best friend"? BE VIGILANT! - 09-28-2016, 01:18 PM



Dear, we've read it once already, and it wasn't too awesome the first time, either.

Next time, please try to come up with an actually original content, it would be greatly appreciated. Or at least learn about paragraphs and how to use them.
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Cool Re: Does your child have a "best friend"? BE VIGILANT! - 09-28-2016, 01:29 PM

Anne,


Without friends, we are nothing but solitary travelers in this life. Children are naturally social and have a need to fit in. What's a little makeup? Nothing but some paint and it washes off. Something that won't wash off: the pain of being lonely and an outcast while all your peers are having fun together.


I am concerned for your children and wonder if this is a matter for Child Family Services. Little girls are going to play dress up. They are going to take selfies. There is positively nothing improper about it. When you sexualize normal children's behavior, perhaps you are the problem.


We should all LOVE little girls and treat them gently. G_d would want it this way.


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Rebuke Re: Does your child have a "best friend"? BE VIGILANT! - 09-28-2016, 01:52 PM

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Anne,

We should all LOVE little girls and treat them gently. G_d would want it this way.

Sounds like borderline pedophilia to me. I am surprised at you. In another thread you said we should all love little boys. Just what are you all about, Mr. Attorney? I'm glad you were fired. Disbarment is likely in your future.


I pray you find JESUS. You don't have to be a fugitive from GOD.


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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: Does your child have a "best friend"? BE VIGILANT! - 09-28-2016, 02:11 PM

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Without friends, we are nothing but solitary travelers in this life. Children are naturally social and have a need to fit in. What's a little makeup? Nothing but some paint and it washes off. Something that won't wash off: the pain of being lonely and an outcast while all your peers are having fun together.


I am concerned for your children and wonder if this is a matter for Child Family Services. Little girls are going to play dress up. They are going to take selfies. There is positively nothing improper about it. When you sexualize normal children's behavior, perhaps you are the problem.


We should all LOVE little girls and treat them gently. G_d would want it this way.
Yes, we do love our little children. THATS WHY we use our rods to save them from an eternity in Proverbs 13:24


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Default Re: Does your child have a "best friend"? BE VIGILANT! - 09-28-2016, 07:02 PM

My children don't have friends. They're too busy with school work and household chores. Every morning, after prayers, breakfast, more prayers, we recite the Pledge of Allegiance and sit at the kitchen table for our homeschool lessons. Each child has a Holy Bible from which they find their place to continue penmanship. They copy each verse, in order, until lunch time. At this time we eat lunch and talk about what they learned. They learn math (1 Kings 7:23, 2 Chronicles 4:2), history (Genesis 6:2; 1 Samuel 18:25-27), science, civics (Genesis 19:24; Numbers 5:11-31), biology (Genesis 30:39), earth sciences, especially with reference to Christ's effect on the physical laws of nature (Matthew 14:29), and many more things (2 Timothy 3:16). By the time we're done, the little ones are in need of grand discipline, the older girls teach the younger girl how to prepare supper, clean the home, and generally prepare for Mr. Etheldreda's arrival. The boys do maintenance repair on the home and vehicles, and if their is time, they work on any entrepreneurial ventures they might be developing. Their new homes won't build themselves, you know! While the boys do get to know the elders in our fine community, the girls will be busy tending after their own children soon, and friendships only take time from one's duties. Besides, with so much to do, who has time for friends?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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