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Lourdes Closes! O Ye of little Faith! -
03-04-2020, 07:51 PM
M't:8:26: And he saith unto them, Why are ye fearful, O ye of little faith?
M't:23:33: Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
Damnation to those who reject the Lord and His protection. The Faithful have nothing to fear.
And in other News:
The Annual Dinner of the Landover Chinese-Italian Society has sold over 9,000 tickets and has about 500 left. This year's venue is the smaller "Rugged Cross Chapel, but I'm sure everyone will be able to squeeze in for 6 hours of eating, drinking and praising God. The entertainment will be "The Christian Singers Choir" from Korea.
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Re: Lourdes Closes! O Ye of little Faith! -
03-04-2020, 08:11 PM
Shameful, how could they close an important shrine that could cure the virus right when the virus is coming? The cowardly priests who did this deserves excommunication.
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Re: Lourdes Closes! O Ye of little Faith! -
03-04-2020, 08:17 PM
You know, Romeo... Sometimes I think there might be some hope for you, except that excommunication means the Devil will lack a disciple and that can only be a good thing.
I'll bet your church has a lightning conductor...
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Re: Lourdes Closes! O Ye of little Faith! -
03-04-2020, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
The Annual Dinner of the Landover Chinese-Italian Society has sold over 9,000 tickets and has about 500 left. This year's venue is the smaller Rugged Cross Chapel, but I'm sure everyone will be able to squeeze in for 6 hours of eating, drinking and praising God. The entertainment will be "The Christian Singers Choir" from Korea.
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Is that the one in downtown - and, more important, downwind - Des Moines, Pastor? The area my dear Grandma Keach calls Miasmaville?
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Re: Lourdes Closes! O Ye of little Faith! -
03-06-2020, 04:48 PM
And now, the Vatican City's health clinic is being shut down for complete sanitization, after someone there has tested positive for the coronavirus.
"The Vatican confirmed the walled city-state’s first case of the new coronavirus Friday and closed some offices as a precaution while Pope Francis continued recovering from a cold. Vatican City’s health clinic, which is used by Vatican employees and their families, was shuttered for sanitizing following the positive test result received Thursday, Vatican spokesman Matteo Bruni said."
https://apnews.com/cc45982c9e97a3c049c02122c163841b
It's also reported elsewhere that those statue-worshiping Cathyolick priests are wearing masks during their services. Well, it's going to take a lot more than a few flimsy masks to protect them from the wrath of Almighty !
Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Lourdes Closes! O Ye of little Faith! -
03-07-2020, 02:49 PM
Great Granny, you precious soul,
When I was ministering to the homer population of France years ago (2018), I visited Lourdes and saw thousands of deluded sickos there all expecting miracles from some lady by a pool of smelly water. I am glad as followers of Christ we know all we have to do is ask for forgiveness and healing. It’s so simple. No lady of Lourdes needed desired or required. Glory.
I did buy some Lourdes water just in case but I had to use it in a recipe a few weeks later.
I hope you’re doing well and progressing toward your final days. Don’t you worry about a thing dear. Those applegines or however it’s spelled will be cared for and taken care of promptly.
Love from your great grand baby,
Larryboy
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Lourdes Closes! O Ye of little Faith! -
03-07-2020, 05:48 PM
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Great Granny, you precious soul,
When I was ministering to the homer population of France years ago (2018), I visited Lourdes and saw thousands of deluded sickos there all expecting miracles from some lady by a pool of smelly water. I am glad as followers of Christ we know all we have to do is ask for forgiveness and healing. It’s so simple. No lady of Lourdes needed desired or required. Glory.
I did buy some Lourdes water just in case but I had to use it in a recipe a few weeks later.
I hope you’re doing well and progressing toward your final days. Don’t you worry about a thing dear. Those applegines or however it’s spelled will be cared for and taken care of promptly.
Love from your great grand baby,
Larryboy
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Oh, how happy I am to learn of this, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry! My, what an inspiration you are to all young people: to take up your cross and to follow the , going to wherever He leads you -- including to those icky Cathyolick pools and basins that are full of contaminated water. I am so glad that you have the protection of the of to protect you in such circumstances, because it is no secret about the many bad things are lurk in those waters.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...ul-health.html
And please do not worry about the epergnes. They are looking as magnificent as ever, with their radiant colors catching the afternoon sunlight as it filters through my hand-tatted, lace curtains.
May richly bless you as you continue to carry out the work of the blessed , as a member of .
Much love to you, dear Larry,
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Lourdes Closes! O Ye of little Faith! -
03-07-2020, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
You know, Romeo... Sometimes I think there might be some hope for you, except that excommunication means the Devil will lack a disciple and that can only be a good thing.
I'll bet your church has a lightning conductor...
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In retrospect I think we can safely say that this whole "Lourdes" hoax can be blamed on the excesses of the cathylick Mary worshiping cult, and that Maria Bernada Sobirós was the Greta Thunberg of her day.
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brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Lourdes Closes! O Ye of little Faith! -
03-08-2020, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
In retrospect I think we can safely say that this whole "Lourdes" hoax can be blamed on the excesses of the cathylick Mary worshiping cult, and that Maria Bernada Sobirós was the Greta Thunberg of her day.
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Great observation, Brother Bryan. Maybe the public will learn something from our information here at Landover Baptist. Pastor Zeke has been known to heal. He doesn't spread disease, he stops it.
The phony Catholic "healing" is all about making people sicker. Because its mission is not God inspired healing it had to be closed. Goodbye phony healers.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Lourdes Closes! O Ye of little Faith! -
03-08-2020, 02:07 AM
Mr. Mayor
Just as surely as God appointed you to office, this whole Lourdes thing was perpetuated by fake antitrump Catholics who had to drum up another money making scheme to buy their fancy schmancy robes and such.
Pastor Ezekiel would never try something like this. Everything he asks for is recommended by His Lord for the furtherance of the Gospel. We must ensure that Zeke maintains a position of religious authority in this upcoming election.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Lourdes Closes! O Ye of little Faith! -
03-09-2020, 09:39 PM
Apparently, Lourdes in't the only place of worship that is closed for the outbreak.
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Pilgrims also banned amid broader restriction on visa holders from states deemed most likely to pose a health risk
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This would make me think that, like most atheists don't believe that they were monkey just to hate God, Muslims as well do not believe that Allah exists, otherwise they would still be there circling around the cube. I guess that for once the Pope and the Caliph are on the same boat.
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Re: Lourdes Closes! O Ye of little Faith! -
03-10-2020, 06:23 PM
I'm sorry to hear that you won't be with us for long Mr Romeo, I was getting used to our satanic ways and strange understanding of The Word of Our Lord:
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