Princess Merkel -
10-24-2019, 05:50 AM
I've been following the joyless saga of Ms. Merkel integrating herself into the British Royal Family over the past year or so. It's very interesting. On the one hand, there's the castles and private jets. On the other, there's living the idealized stereotype of stiff upper lip, emotionally stunted, black-toothed Englishness. 24/7.
After enjoying the castles for 5 minutes, it turns out Ms. Merkel is less keen on the other part of the deal, despite unlimited access to 800-count feather pillows to cry into every night for the next 40-50 years.
Perhaps she and her husband could do a TV interview where she clears the air and explains exactly why she can't devote her entire life to representing the very best of British ideals as they contract and become increasingly insular, racist and irrelevant. Live your truth, Meghan, live your truth! She could be the new Queen of Hearts, no wait... Queen of Spades.
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