[eliot mayfield]

The Landover Church has established a Landover Emo camp for parents with those special emo kids. There are several links on these forums to tell if your child is an emo or not. If you suspect that they might be displaying emo or even goth tendencies, do not waste a moment more. You need to get your child into the hands of professionals like we have assembled at the camp.


We have two pastors, three youth leaders with church training, and trained medical staff. We also have graduates from past Landover Camps to help as section leaders. We feel the youth will be more open and relate better to people their own age who may be more “hip” and “groovy.”


We operate out of central Europe and this is better for everyone. The children are less likely to be lured out of the safety of camp by outside forces if they are in a strange country and can't speak the language. “But how do we get our child there?” you may ask. Please open the attachment at the bottom of this post. We will send this to your child via e-mail. They will come happily and they will be met at the airport and brought to the camp. Upon arrival all personal belongings including passports and all electronic items will be confiscated. Uniforms will be issued for the first three weeks of camp.


We work with God to bring your child back to Christ. This is no laughing matter and if you love your child at all and want to see Junior in Heaven and not in Hell where unspeakable evil and savagery would occur, it is important you get help from the church.


We use proven techniques to help unbrainwash your child from Satan's demons in the rock music industry. We will bring your child back into God's light using the Bible and God's word. When your child finally breaks free from the evil and comes into Christ's arms, then he will thank you and beg your forgiveness and you will be happy to forgive because Jesus forgives you too.


This is a major crises facing our church today. It is our duty to help wherever we can. If you suspect neighborhood children of being emos, or goths, then please contact a Pastor because we can possibly help them too. We aren't afraid to speak to parents and teach them the horrors of emo and goth culture. Just ask such a parent this,” Do you want to be on the news explaining why your kid shot up a school and killed a bunch of students? Do you? Because you know that's what's at the end of Emo street. It's a dead end road off of a cliff.”