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If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure
and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental
guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the
following are applicable to your child:

1-Frequently wears black clothing.
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
10-Takes drugs.
11-Drinks alcohol.
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
14-Complains of boredom.
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16-Is excessively awake during the night.
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19-Spends large amounts of time alone.
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this.
23-Misbehaves at school.
24-Misbehaves at home.
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.
26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature.
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates.
34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it.
If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental
health center.


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Is this creature a 'goth'? I am unsure due to it wearing a rather lively blue.



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Is this creature a 'goth'? I am unsure due to it wearing a rather lively blue.
That creature could be something even more horrifying than a goth -- a goth wannabee.


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That creature could be something even more horrifying than a goth -- a goth wannabee.
Looks more like a goth manatee to me.
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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 08-03-2009, 01:59 AM

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That creature could be something even more horrifying than a goth -- a goth wannabee.
He looks more poser than anything.... real goths dont wear colors
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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 02-26-2009, 02:07 AM

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Is this creature a 'goth'? I am unsure due to it wearing a rather lively blue.

no my lesbian friend stay in the goddamn kitchen... this is a hippo ... i will not tell you again
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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 02-26-2009, 04:25 AM

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no my lesbian friend stay in the goddamn kitchen... this is a hippo ... i will not tell you again
For those of you who don't speak Idiot and prefer a more grammar-friendly post, I give to you this translation:
"No, my lesbian friend, that is a hippo. Stay in the gosh-darned kitchen, I will not tell you again!"

The response, of course, is:
Listen here, you illiterate, insignificant brat, don't you dare speak to Mrs Rogers that way! She may be cranky and she may be a little bit old, but she has more wisdom and intelligence in her little finger than you do in your whole body. She's also not a lesbian, so please don't poor woman by dragging her into your fantasies. You'd do well to learn to recoginze your betters and show them the respect they deserve.


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... She's also not a lesbian, so please don't poor woman by dragging her into your fantasies...
Oops! Talking about correcting grammar, and there I go sticking my foot in my mouth: I meant to say "please don't defile the poor woman by..." Boy, is my face ever red!


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Oops! Talking about correcting grammar, and there I go sticking my foot in my mouth: I meant to say "please don't defile the poor woman by..." Boy, is my face ever red!


nice racism you filthy Christian whores. grow the piffle up and stop believing fairy tales.


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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 12-23-2010, 02:13 PM

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Is this creature a 'goth'? I am unsure due to it wearing a rather lively blue.

That Creature Is My Daughter !!

The Judgment Of Anubis:

Do not quarrel about the goth children.
They are just my children and mean you no harm .
Unless you attack them.

For eternal torture in the underworld will be your fate.
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You have a problem when your kid starts looking like this:
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That Creature Is My Daughter !!

The Judgment Of Anubis:

Do not quarrel about the goth children.
They are just my children and mean you no harm .
Unless you attack them.

For eternal torture in the underworld will be your fate.
Its a she? Its hideous! What a sinful hussy you must be to be cursed with offspring such as that.
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ummmm..... you guys, this is just a fat dude with a lip peircing
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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 04-13-2014, 03:24 PM

Have any of you church guys ever actually MET a goth? If you did you would know that we are peace loving people with nothing against anyone else. The way we dress is how we express our creativity.
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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 04-16-2014, 09:20 PM

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I suppose this is terrifyingly ugly isn't it? *drippingwithsarcasam*

I did not post porn. I posted a goth picture that didn't include sickening obeisity.
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Have any of you church guys ever actually MET a goth? If you did you would know that we are peace loving people with nothing against anyone else. The way we dress is how we express our creativity.



Obviously they have not. What they don't realise is that goths are not satanic or evil.


Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Default Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth? - 04-13-2014, 03:52 PM

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Obviously they have not. What they don't realise is that goths are not satanic or evil.
Young lady, if Goths were not evil why do they reject our Lord Jesus Christ?

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Have any of you church guys ever actually MET a goth?
Yes.
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My son said he had Goths and Satanists among his friends. I wasn't scared. I thought, "Well, let him spend his time sitting around in a cemetery, there's not much harm in that is there?"'
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Satan will help me to avoid responsibility, I made lots of sacrifices to him.
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..dug up a grave and eaten the heart of the girl buried there.
The body of a small rodent crucified on an upside-down cross was also found.
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They cooked her meat and served up the meal with potatoes.
The trial…has been postponed after a juror fell ill looking at prosecution images.

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What do you think "creativity" means?
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Default Re: MORE CANNIBAL GOTHS - 04-16-2014, 09:15 PM

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Yes.


What do you think "creativity" means?
When somebody sees someone else wearing all black, they immediately think "Goth". This is not so. Also, people have misconceptions when they think of themselves as Goth. Furthermore, some goths ARE satanists, just a very tiny percentage. This is no different than ther being a very tiny pecentage of satanists who are not goth. Goth and religeous affilliation do not correlate at all.
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